Yeah, but just try convincing one that she can’t spend the night because you have an early meeting in the morning. Dead girls also don’t take hints, I guess.
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Archive for July, 2011
True, But They Also Never Offer to Pay for Dinner
Jul. 26, 2011
‘Cause the Avocados in the Whole Foods Are Always Hard
Jul. 26, 2011
Time to pay the riper indeed. Because there’s nothing Eazy-E hates more than unripe produce. I mean, we all remember “Boys in da Hood,” right?
”Her father jumped up and he started to shout,
So I threw a ripe Haas and knocked his old ass out.”
Pretty sure that’s how it went.
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Bieber Can’t Let His Fans Be the Only Ones Getting Dumb Tattoos
Jul. 26, 2011
Here’s Justin Bieber and the guy who works at the Chevron station in my hometown his dad with their new matching tattoos. Great. It’s good to know that, just in case young Biber wasn’t already on a path straight to douchetown, his dad is around to guide him. If this whole international superstar gig doesn’t work out, then pops can probably teach him how to be the bouncer at an all-ages club in the suburbs or one of those Starbucks baristas who takes himself really seriously.
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It’s Exceptionally Hard to Get This One Right
Jul. 25, 2011
Magical
Jul. 25, 2011
Ah, the rare and elusive F-Unicorn.
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Wow
Jul. 25, 2011
Hey, I liked the TV version of Beauty and the Beast as much as anyone (i.e. not very much), but you’re not going to catch me with Vincent plastered onto my chest. I keep that kind of thing covered up, just like my Xena: Warrior Princess and Crossing Jordan tattoos.
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The Purple Shag Is the Icing on The Terrible, Terrible Cake
Jul. 25, 2011
It seems odd to me that someone would entrust their nails only to a paid professional, and yet allow their tattoos to come from what has to be a meth-addled teenager with ADD. It would be like stopping on the way home from an appointment with your holistic nutritionist to get a Big Mac. Or to eat a used condom you found in the gutter. Counterproductive, is what I’m saying.
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AAAAHH!!
Jul. 24, 2011
Oh HELL no. Where did you find a picture of me without makeup and WHY would you get it tattooed onto your neck?
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Damn Sun, Hogging the . . . Spotlight
Jul. 24, 2011
Sarah Palin, QUIT pandering to the moon. It can’t even vote!
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¡Ay, Ay, Ay, No Me Gusta!
Jul. 24, 2011
GET IT? It’s “the bee’s knees.” It describes things that aren’t this tattoo.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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