I WISH my trashcans did interpretive dance. Then they could tell my neighbor that old suitcases are not, in fact, compostable.
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Archive for July, 2011
You’ve Got to Hit the Gym if You Want to Fit All That Hair on Your Shoulder
Jul. 31, 2011
Yes, the tattoo is bad, but at least this gentleman was thoughtful enough to hold up that completely unrelated picture of a woman who clearly went to the same hair stylist as the babysitter I had in 1986 who used to drink all of my parents’ TaB before falling asleep while we watched The Dating Game. I wonder what she’s up to now.
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Gentlemen Prefer Burn Survivors
Jul. 31, 2011
Oh no, Marilyn, not you too!
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What’s on Tap?
Jul. 31, 2011
Who needs a six-pack when you’ve got a whole keg? I’m working on the build-out for an entire microbrewery myself.
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Some Words Are Best Left Unspoken
Jul. 30, 2011
Well, I hope you saved at least a few “regerts” for yourself, because this tattoo is beyond broken.
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Don’t Be Cruel
Jul. 30, 2011
I had assumed that when Elvis sang about being a “hunk of burning love,” he meant it metaphorically, but perhaps I was wrong.
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This One’s for You, Ricky
Jul. 30, 2011
As with The Black Cauldron and Song of the South, Disney chose not to release Stoner Mickey Pours a Little Out for His Dead Homie on home video for reasons that should be pretty obvious.
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That’s the Last Time I Get a Tattoo from a “Sandwich Artist”
Jul. 30, 2011
My theory that some tattoos are conceived by clicking the Random Article link on Wikipedia three times is starting to look more and more plausible. Try it and see what you come up with. Mine is the USS Regulus playing Old Maid with Susan Lucci. Which sounds downright boring compared to Betty Boop peeing on the Subway logo, but I’ll take it nonetheless.
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Southern Dumbass
Jul. 29, 2011
Poor Rachel
Jul. 29, 2011
Huh. I had no idea that suckerfish feed on discarded Wonka Bar wrappers. You learn something new every day.
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