How about you just keep away from me and we’ll call it even?
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Archive for June, 2011
Tha Kitty III
Jun. 25, 2011
The Hello Kitty/Lil Wayne Venn diagram in my head consists of two circles that are about three and a half miles apart (I have a large head; it’s both a blessing and a curse), but maybe that’s because I’m just not thinking hard enough? I guess they’re both . . . five apples high?
I’ve got nothing here.
Submitted by: Kellie
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Wait, Do You Worship Satan, or Worship Ugly?
Jun. 25, 2011
Wow. The devil really does exist. And he’s apparently tattooing out of his parents’ garage.
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Jun. 25, 2011
Ha ha ha, meme tats. Will they ever get old? No. I mean, Webster’s defines meme as “a timeless cultural touchstone that you should totally get stabbed into your shoulder because there will absolutely not be a new one next week to giggle over/erase from our memories whatever the hell that nonsense you have on your shoulder is,” right? I’m just going to assume that’s correct instead of reaching for my dictionary going to merriam-webster.com before getting the Business Cat tramp stamp that I’ve been dreaming of for years eleven seconds.
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Truely Messed Up
Jun. 24, 2011
If this is what it means to be blessed, then I picked the wrong day to quit worshipping Satan.
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“No Thanks.” — Black Girls
Jun. 24, 2011
Yup, nothing makes the ladies swoon like knowing that you fetishize us for our race, right girls? I’m just waiting for the day when I lock eyes with a man who has that “One Quarter Asian, Three Quarters White Girls” tattoo. *sighs dreamily*
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So THAT’S Where My Coasters Went
Jun. 24, 2011
Note to self: plan to quit smoking before lip stretching causes lit end of cigarette to rest directly on lip. *clicks off tape recorder*
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Couple Failure
Jun. 24, 2011
If I were your wife, I’m not sure what I’d be more upset about: being referred to as an “it,” or your having committed the tattoo sin of using a script font in all caps.
Oh wait, you probably don’t understand me. Hang on, let me translate into Engrish . . .
Your wife, I from approximately being reversed, what am not security: “That,” or it is called you who entrust the crime of summons of the thing which uses the pot of the manuscript with all hats.
That better?
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Enlightenment Is Knowing When to Say No
Jun. 23, 2011
“Oh no no. Thank you, but I could not possibly eat another éclair. Namaste.”
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Someone Get the Big Black Star People on the Phone
Jun. 23, 2011
I don’t get it. Do you hate Magee? Is Magee an unskilled vandal who did this to you in your sleep?
Oh, this is another one of those tattoos of your child’s crappy first drawing, isn’t it? That must be it. So Magee’s like, what, three years old? Good job, little Magee.
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