I don’t get it. Do you hate Magee? Is Magee an unskilled vandal who did this to you in your sleep?
Oh, this is another one of those tattoos of your child’s crappy first drawing, isn’t it? That must be it. So Magee’s like, what, three years old? Good job, little Magee.
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What…. what is going on with the bit of stomach to the left?
i thought this was the top of a foot and that was the heel for a minute….i have no idea what this is or what planet it came from.
I found this very confusing also. I think the person’s back is on your left. I could be wrong, though. This could be a highly deformed wrist wearing jeans. You never know.
I too think the back is photo left. I don’t think that we are seeing stretch marks but rather scars. Road rash from an motorcycle accident perhaps or burns, or something left from an auto accident?
I think it’s her underarm.
That’s what having a baby can do to a woman’s body.
It i s called a hood rat with 5 kids by the age of 23.
AAAAAAAHHHHH!
Why did I look at that, and what on earth happened to her stomach?????
It looks like alien burst out of her…
Yep, that settles it, never having kids.
Good lord. I’m never having kids.
Thanks for the lovely photos, but I really think what you’re looking at on the left side of the photo is a thin but flabby back. Notice that there is no fly on the pants on that side. You can also see a prominent hip bone on the right side of the photo.
Nah, the post-pregnancy stomach is on the left.
That’s a pretty valid argument, but where’s the navel?
The Navel isnt visible because the person with the tattoo is sucking their gut as much as possible…so its not visible…it’s right above that pregnancy pooch
It’s a love handle, seen from the rear threequarters.
Yeah, I thought the same. That flabby bit is a back, with the spine at the center and the flab hanging to either side. Still weird, though. Or maybe it’s just those damn low-rise jeans, eh, robbie?
Well, yeah. They’re certainly not helping in this case.
I get a blank image holder. They must be getting a lot of hits from this site so they have it blocked or something. Or I’m having more computer problems than I thought.
Damn my curiosity.
I once had trouble getting certain types of images but I solved it with page info/media and found that my computer had blocked some things. This was a browser thing in Firefox 3.? But I lost every image of that type.
In fairness this is of a super skinny woman who had triplets…. Yikes! I had three kids, each over 8lbs the last being an once shy of 9lbs and I didn’t look like that after any! Not even the first when I was 120lbs at the start! I may be fat but at least I didn’t look like an alien ripped through me ! Lol
OH DEAR GOD. No thank you. She looked full term at about 20 weeks with the three of them. @_@
Are we thinking “Magee” up there had triplets? Whoa.
Shallow comments notwithstanding, I love this. My stomach isn’t all crazy like that but if it were, it would be totally worth it.”hmm perfect abs or awesome kids?” No contest.
You are right, perfect abs win. Call me shallow or whatever you like, but I´d rather kill myself than look like the mother of three.
Fibber and Molly deserve better.
wow…..my fiancee always acuses me of being seventy in a thirty five year old body whenever I reference things like that….glad to know I’m not the only one
Haha high five!
it says “Don’t open the closet” on the other side
No, it says, “T’aint funny!” And it’s right!
That was great Miss Kitty. Thanks for the laugh!
You guys are awesome.
Gosh I lol’d
I hope the writer of this blog doesn’t ever breed. When is a babies drawing crappy?
Pleasant of you. A child’s first drawing is most always crappy unless it is your own child.
Yes, god forbid we ever respond to something related to babies with anything other than knee-jerk joy and enthusiasm. I bet you’re one of those people who chats with your friends on facebook about the contents of your kids’ diapers and then gets confused when not everybody is as thrilled as you are.
When is it not?
I love my daughter…and take pride in seeing her artwork improve from the scribbles of pre-school into the recognizable, though deformed, humans she does now…..but would I get those pictures permanantly etched into my skin? HELL no…
A baby’s drawing is always crappy until the day you learn the difference between the plural and the possessive.
ha!
You just made my day!
Once again Owl has struck with talons out, piercing her prey.
Always. But that doesn’t stop it from being adorable.
And rams me in the achilles tendon while pushing the double wide stroller through the market place. “Out of the way for the cherished spawn of my loins!”
(oops, snarky reply was meant to add to Canaduck)
I found a LOT of ones like that are shoplifters…..they use the loudness of their child as a distraction, and fill the stroller with stuff
It’s really interesting that you say that, because when I worked in retail we DID have an semi-regular customer with a giant SUV stroller and two screaming kids, and she was a big shoplifter. We had to trail her all around the store whenever she came in. This was a grocery store and she’d be there for 2 or 3 hours.
On a related note, once she literally ran into a (really) elderly lady using a walker and started loudly berating her for not leaving enough space in the already narrow aisle for her gigantic stroller. Unreal.
Doesn’t surprise me. I found a double stroller parked outside my apartment complex’s dumpster that was modified for shoplifting. Someone had cut into the cloth covering on the seats in various places making pockets that could be velcroed shut. It was all neatly hemmed up with the edges matching the pattern perfectly to avoid detection. I wouldn’t have noticed it from my casual glance its direction if the pocket behind the back seat wasn’t hanging open, prompting me to investigate the thing. The time and effort people will go through to use their brats for shoplifting . . . .
Post pregnancy belly or no, she is way too skinny. Jeans shouldn’t fit like that, and a belly that concave is not a healthy belly. Judging from pregnancy (possibly), crappy tattoo, and the overall classiness of the picture I’m going to say someone just had a bouncing (crack)baby girl.
It’s spelled “Maggy” not “Magee” That is, unless you want your daughter to grow up to be a male truck driver.
How FAT must you be to think this girl is ‘too skinny?’ For christs sake, I am SO sick of hearing normal girls described as too skinny because lard asses have become the new ‘healthy.’ What BS.
If people can’t tell your front from your back, then you are too skinny. Please report to the buffet.
Her back is to our left and her front to our right. What’s so hard about that? She’s not skinny, nor is she fat. She has some fat but it looks like her skin is wrinkled on her lower left back from wearing a shirt. It looks like she’s wearing overalls with them pulled down.
“Please report to the buffet” *snrkle*
Says the anorexic girl. *smirks* And no, honey, I’m not obese, just about 10 pounds overweight. But I think that can be forgiven since I have been spending the last few months studying for my second bar exam, which is much more productive than slowly starving myself.
This could be her Family name…..
It easily could be. I guess a number of people didn’t consider that or even think of looking it up, just in case. It’s a form of MacGee/McGee.
I believe this is a pair of overalls pulled down, because it seems like there are straps attached to the waistband. Since overalls are always baggy, they make this particular wearer look thinner.
I don’t trust anyone over the age of 10 who wears overalls (not counting work-related coveralls).
*snicker* I rarely wear anything other than overalls. If not, it’d be like Steven Tyler without bandanas. Like Ozzy without his trademark glasses. Like Parisite Hilton with panties.
I can honestly say that in my neck of the woods, I haven’t seen adult-sized overalls in probably 15 years.
Believe it or not denim overalls are becoming trendy again, these really short ones that show off your midriff.
I’ve seen some teenage girls being trendy by having the Rhianna short haircut and denim overalls, while resisting the urge to tell them they look like lesbian stereotypes from the 80s.
I’m so happy I’m out of the loop.
How short do overalls have to be to reveal one’s midriff?
I can tell you (fortunately) don’t live in South Carolina.
Or the Commonwealth of Ol’ Virgina. We have more rednecks in one mile here then I saw in Southern CA in a year. But we also have more friend, kind and helpful folks here than I saw in Southern CA in my life, and I lived in CA for 32 years.
Never NEVER get a tattoo while running on a treadmill while trying to lose weight so your tattoo won’t look all strectched out and sloppy.
This is the most confusing picture i’ve ever seen! I keep thinking the left side is her back,since theres no belly button which means it isn’t her stomach. At the same time,if that IS her back,she has absolutely NO butt whats so ever!!!
is her left buttcheek deflating?
on a google search for “magee” this comes up as the first link:
http://www.mageerehab.org/
Magee Rehabilitation
We improve the quality of life of persons with disabilities by providing high quality physical and cognitive rehabilitation services
“I’m not just their client; I’m also their tattoo artist!”
It looks like it’s supposed to be embroidered on her. Might have been cool looking if they hadn’t gotten it all misaligned.
Today, in the Olive Garden, I heard a really obnoxious teenager talking about a girl she goes to school with and she said “She’s got the flattest, weirdest stomach! It’s like she’s got a license plate for her pelvis!”
That’s what I thought of when I saw the body on this one.
Why the fück is everyone focusing on which is her front, which is her back, whether she’s fat or skinny, etc, instead of the poor excuse for a tattoo? Does Jessica need to give us an entire week of flying penises, twats and tampons, and juggalosers to get everyone back on track?
Yeah, that was my problem. I’m numb now to horrible lettering and such. Tattoos aren’t really drawing my attention right now unless they’re horribly ugly or questionable. This one just looks stretched and amateurish.
Oh Gosh Miss Anna, I just laughed by butt off. (Well, unfortunately it’s still there, same old size) but you gave me a sputter laugh. Glad I was not eating anything. You guys cured me of eating at the keyboard on this site, too many clean ups.
I really hope Magee is not her childs name, it sounds to much like my gee, and in my neck of the woods a gee is what a few people call a womans lady bits -_-
Got a tat in Baton Rouge, waitin’ for a train And my butt is lookin saggy like my jeans…
In Finnish, “magee” is a slang word, and it comes from the original word “makea” (sweet in English). So “magee” is something that’s sweet in a cool way.
she’s leaned over to her left to stretch out her right side and she’s probably been laying on her left side so that is the “sleep lines” from the sheet she was laying on on her back said… not her stomach… just laid in a funny position… this is why i never understood why people take pictures of their tats immediately after having the work done… let it heals and not be all red and infected looking before you show people
I have noticed how most tat photos are “fresh from the needle”. I think that is because they regret them later and wouldn’t want to show them to people.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. The only pictures you see are the ones taken before buyer’s remorse sets in.
I took pictures of mine immediately afterward, I think that it is a thing after sitting through the torment for however many hours you were in the chair.
I get pictures during, immediately after, and then after healing. I show the immediately after ones to squicky friends on Facebook.
Its a guy with a deformed… private area!
If that girl is from finland the word “magee” means cool in english =D
Please don’t tell me that’s someone trying to spell “Maggie.”
My name and I are offended.
There is a possibility that the picture is finnish. Then the word would be roughly translated from street language to “cool”
The person who did this should be banned from all tattoo supply shops. As for the belly to the left of the photo, it happens but I wouldn’t put it in a picture. I hide my baby belly at all costs and certainly wouldn’t put a tattoo there.
”Magee” is a slang word in Finnish, which means cool or sweet.
Like fruity said, that might be Finnish. That’s slang word from makee, right word is makea what means sweet!