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Archive for May, 2011

Early Nineties Orgy

May. 26, 2011

Early Nineties Orgy

Jesus, I feel like I should be parking one of my babysitting charges in front of this tattoo so I can read YM and eat Jolly Ranchers without someone bugging me to play another game of Mall Madness.

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No Thanks

May. 26, 2011

No Thanks

Huh. So I guess some chicks are into that. Does the whole “She was asking for it” defense work in vampire court?

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cecocola

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Ice Cream Affirmations

May. 26, 2011

Ice Cream Affirmations

A day in the life of pot-flavored ice cream.

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Winner for Most Morbid Tramp Stamp

May. 26, 2011

Winner for Most Morbid Tramp Stamp

We all knew that someday Emily the Strange would grow up and go off to college, but no one could have anticipated the day she joined a sorority.

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augustin11

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Always Strapped

May. 25, 2011

Always Strapped

Somehow I’m not surprised that this tattoo was spotted at Walmart. Hell, I’d believe it if you told me she got this tattoo AT Walmart.

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You Can Never Have Too Many

May. 25, 2011

You Can Never Have Too Many

Well, I guess that’s one possible solution to the problem of what you kids are going to do when you’re tired of your giant ear plugs. Spare ear.

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cyanidemartini

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The Real Crime Is That Goatee

May. 25, 2011

The Real Crime Is that Goatee

Okay kids, gather round! The mime is here! Hey, why does he have a gun?

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icanhazlaughs

Via: the land of google

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And if You’re in Jail, Breaaaak Ouuuut

May. 25, 2011

And if You're in Jail, Breaaaak Ouuuut

I’m just going to let this commercial speak for itself. I think the last three words sum everything up nicely.

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trumpdabeast

Via: A guy on a forum I go to thought this tattoo would be cool... he asked us if he should get it, we told him he was an idiot, but obviously he knew better than us :)

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Thanks, But You Can Keep Your Scaly Chicken Liver

May. 24, 2011

Thanks, But You Can Keep Your Scaly Chicken Liver

Whereas your common sense, apparently, belongs to someone else who lives very, very far away.

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403 Forbidden

May. 24, 2011

403 Forbidden

Yeah, not THAT secure. Let’s just say I won’t be sending my credit card information over that server.

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