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You Can Never Have Too Many

You Can Never Have Too Many

Well, I guess that’s one possible solution to the problem of what you kids are going to do when you’re tired of your giant ear plugs. Spare ear.

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  1. Rauss says:

    If only poor Mick Foley had thought to do this back in 94′….

  2. Kellie says:

    Van gogh?

  3. DaveM says:

    “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears”

  4. Matt says:

    Oh, dEAR God…

  5. Czernobog says:

    Neck bEARd

  6. patch says:

    Next, he’ll get a tattoo of his forehead on his forehead.

  7. chris says:

    wonder why the tattoo ear doesn’t have an earring too? Wait, no I don’t … I really don’t even care…God I’ve been on this site too long…

    • Cleopatra says:

      He should get a piercing right there. Sure it’ll be dangerously close to the carotid artery, but think of the opportunities to accessorize.

  8. Renata says:

    I don’t understand…

  9. Isis says:

    Here, you’ve got a little something on your…. Dear God!

  10. Biogal says:

    I see a whole face attached to that ear. Anyone else?

  11. ik says:

    It’s an offshoot of the eyes on boobs tats.

    This guy wants you to know he can hear you staring at his neck.

  12. Canaduck says:

    All I can think of is that poor mouse with a human ear growing from his back.

    • NinjaFluff says:

      lmao^

    • Owl says:

      Oh balls, that hideous thing is still alive?

      • Anna Rexia says:

        Mice don’t live that long. They do still use the transgenic ones for hosting some things, though more modern technology is allowing for parts to be grown using cadaver parts that have had all organic material removed, which leaves a scaffolding. The scaffolding is then continually doused in a solution that includes the future recipient’s adult stem cell tissues.

        I believe transplantation of certain body parts are now in human trials. I know they have grown a replacement urinary bladder. That was pretty fücking cool. We’re *this* close to being able to grow other major organs. A rat’s heart (I think rat. Could have been mouse. Let’s just say rodent’s heart.) was grown in a lab and giving it a gentle electrical shock, it started beating on its own. Since the scaffolding contains no DNA, there is little concern about transplant rejection.

        I love this kinda stuff.

    • Cleopatra says:

      Ayep, that’s what I thought of, too … :-(

    • Thistle Dew says:

      I met a girl once who lost her ear in an accident, it was still whole, just severed from her head. No kidding…the doctors sewed it under her skin on her abdomen to stay viable while her head healed enough for the ear to be reattached. I saw it and touched it. Needless to say, it was odd.

  13. Snapshot says:

    Slightly less narcissistic version of the guy a day ago who got a tattoo of himself on his arm?

    “Yeah, my ear. Cuz my ear is fuckin’ awesome!”

  14. lbpcr8or says:

    Ah, the Mr. Crocker look. Not many men his age watch Nickelodeon.

  15. Friday says:

    Fucking hipsters.

  16. Owl says:

    It appears to be a bleeding ear, like maybe he stole it from someone and pasted it to his neck. And it’s clearly not his ear. You think it’s supposed to be a specific person’s ear?

  17. devising says:

    All aside, that’s a pretty great ear tattoo. Very realistic.

  18. LOVE this! I’d never get it myself, though. I don’t think I could handle a lifetime of people’s terrible ear puns. “Can you hear me now?”

  19. Jam says:

    Maybe he is commemorating a particularly bad ear thumping incident from the school bus as a pre-teen.

  20. Deeltee says:

    I have a pair of earrings that are ears–they even have their own hoop earrings. I wear them to gross out my elementary students. But I can take mine off when I need to!

  21. Kiyo says:

    Weird but extremely well done.

  22. TheRealCJ says:

    Eerie.

  23. spacemonkeymafia says:

    I wonder if he has a matching on on the other side? I just can’t even begin to fathom a reason for this one…not at all…

  24. Titus says:

    It reminds me of a teenaged boy who was standing in a line in front of me. I’m not kidding, his (real) ears are in that location on his neck. I saw that where most of us have ears he had just smooth skin. His ears stuck out on either side of his neck. I was wondering if there were ear canals leading to them, if he had normal hearing, but I didn’t want to be one of those people who point out, or confront him on how he has something (birth related) that is different about him. Even if you’re ‘well-meaning’ you might make someone feel bad about their difference.

  25. kayk says:

    Why is it bleeding?

  26. chinaster says:

    фу, бля

  27. dom says:

    brilliant.
    for five seconds.
    how funny is it after five weeks, months, years, decades?


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