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Laundry Day!

Submitted by: On my back

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Laundry Day!

You know these guys are stoked.

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  1. sprained says:

    It’ll all come out in the wash…..

  2. Owl says:

    What is that large bluish area on the first one? At first I figured it was just excess ink smeared around but it looks different…too even.

    #2 is vaguely ominous, like the way little kids see the things in their basements.

    #3′s kind of awesome. I mean, I’m not that dedicated to doing laundry, but if I had to get a tattoo of a washing machine, this is the way to go.

    • Jam says:

      For #3, lysergic acid beats Tide for really making your brights, bright, but they may bleed together a bit.

      • spacemonkeymafia says:

        “For #3, lysergic acid beats Tide for really making your brights, bright, but they may bleed together a bit.”

        Love it!!

    • Czernobog says:

      Looks like shadows from a couple of nearby light sources.

      • Owl says:

        You’re right. It looks like someone is shielding the tattoo from the light)s) with their hand, trying to avoid a glare. Now that I look carefully, the bumps along the side look like fingers.

  3. Owls are stupid says:

    The blue area is a shadow of the hand taking the picture

  4. Anna says:

    I don’t get it. Did I miss some joke somewhere?

    I mean I’m all for nonsensical tattoos, I have several, but large chore based appliances?

    Whatever.

  5. floatdub says:

    what? no shoot, screw or marry?

    • Czernobog says:

      There isn’t much to distinguish between them, but go ahead, give it a whirl.

    • floatdub says:

      Shoot the psychedelic one. Ugh. Screw the little one….not bad but not super committed to the laundry. Marry the middle one…seems practical.

    • spacemonkeymafia says:

      Shoot the first one-too plain, no imagination
      Screw the third one-love the trippiness, but that sort of thing is no good for long-term commitments.
      Marry the second one-not too plain, not too weird: juuust right.

      Any way you go on this one, though, you can be fairly certain you’ll get help with household chores. ;)

  6. Snapshot says:

    I like the second one best-it’s all monochrome except the mysterious glowing load of laundry.

  7. 3BoyMom says:

    It’s laundry day at my house too but I will not be getting a tattoo to commemorate it… as much as I like my front loader. I plan on drinking a big glass or two of red wine to forget it.

  8. Vertebrax says:

    Maybe they’re Sonic Youth fans?

  9. cat lady says:

    Coning up……Dishwasher, followed by fridge freezer? I like those big white things that do the work for me as much as the next person, but come on.

  10. ravageritual says:

    I remember some now-cancelled late night talk show where a tattooist was asked about the funniest tattoo he’d ever inked, and his reply was that some guy, who refused to even watch the application, asked for a tattoo, any tattoo. So the artist chose to put a pink washing machine on the dude’s bicep. Sorry if this is tl;dr

    • Kelsea says:

      That is really weird. Maybe he lost a bet.

    • spacemonkeymafia says:

      The fear of that post being too long is why I am scared of/for the general attention span. If five sentences is too long to bother reading…

      Aye yi yi

      ::shaking head::
      on second thought…
      ::blowing brains out::

  11. nicky says:

    anybody else start singing “my freeze ray,” or was that just me?

  12. it says:

    Sonic Youth fans with the guts to do it.

  13. Dy says:

    It’s my soulmate(s)! Do you guys also do windows and dishes????????

  14. megan says:

    Laundry day
    see you there
    underthings
    tumbling
    wanna say
    ‘love your hair’
    here i go
    mumbling
    with my freeze ray i will
    stop
    the world…

  15. Matt says:

    Go ahead….put a load in me!


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