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Archive for May, 2011

One in the Stink

May. 31, 2011

One in the Stink

Here’s a creative twist on The Shocker. And by “creative” I mean stupid.

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Mama Raised Him Right

May. 31, 2011

So Polite

Hey, I don’t know what the big deal is. It’s just plain good manners to thank your surgeon for the appendectomy.

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Turns Out Playing Connect-the-Dots with Your Freckles Isn’t a Great Idea

May. 31, 2011

Playing Connect-the-Dots with Your Freckles Isn't a Great Idea

Remember those motorized squiggle pens that every other girl in your sixth-grade class had, but your mom wouldn’t buy you one because she had the ridiculous idea that your math homework shouldn’t look like Jessie Spano’s hair? God, MOM!

Anyway, apparently those people make tattoo guns now.

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Beerhoof

May. 31, 2011

Beerhoof

Look, you guys, I’m running out of PBR jokes, okay? Could someone please get a Tecate tattoo? Or how about Thunderbird? I’ve got plenty of Thunderbird jokes. Why did the Thunderbird cross the road? To get to the poor side of town and contribute to blight and public drunkenness. HA HA!

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Look Up at What?

May. 30, 2011

Look Up at What?

This is like the Rorschach test of tattoos. Is it an angel praying or a drunk bullfighter antagonizing a banana tree?

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No, No, No, No

May. 30, 2011

No, No, No, No

Getting your kids names tattooed onto your torso is a bad idea. Letting the kids do the tattoos themselves is even worse.

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Pain Is Love

May. 30, 2011

Pain Is Love

Lesson learned. Never get tattooed in your tech college’s Practice of Art 1A classroom. Or at least go find someone besides the night janitor to do it for you.

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I’m Sorry, What Exactly Are You Beautiful Like?

May. 30, 2011

I'm Sorry, What Exactly Are You Beautiful Like?

So, you’re not beautiful like a seventh-grader’s handwriting, you’re beautiful like a lower-level reading group third-grader’s handwriting. Got it.

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On the Next Episode of Dr. 90210

May. 29, 2011

On the Next Episode of Dr. 90210

Don’t worry you guys. Megan Fox looks bad now, but she should recover from her latest face adjustment in ten to twelve days.

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Lip Service

May. 29, 2011

Lip Service

Really, you’re not getting the full effect unless you see this guy bend his arm and make the mouth talk. It looks just like Lindsay Lohan.

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