
Here’s a creative twist on The Shocker. And by “creative” I mean stupid.
Submitted by: James
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Here’s a creative twist on The Shocker. And by “creative” I mean stupid.
Submitted by: James
Via: Facebook

Hey, I don’t know what the big deal is. It’s just plain good manners to thank your surgeon for the appendectomy.
Submitted by: Unknown

Remember those motorized squiggle pens that every other girl in your sixth-grade class had, but your mom wouldn’t buy you one because she had the ridiculous idea that your math homework shouldn’t look like Jessie Spano’s hair? God, MOM!
Anyway, apparently those people make tattoo guns now.
Submitted by: russ
Via: facebook friend

Look, you guys, I’m running out of PBR jokes, okay? Could someone please get a Tecate tattoo? Or how about Thunderbird? I’ve got plenty of Thunderbird jokes. Why did the Thunderbird cross the road? To get to the poor side of town and contribute to blight and public drunkenness. HA HA!
Submitted by: Emily
Via: www.facebook.com

This is like the Rorschach test of tattoos. Is it an angel praying or a drunk bullfighter antagonizing a banana tree?
Submitted by: Saggy Tits McGee!
Via: Facebook

Getting your kids names tattooed onto your torso is a bad idea. Letting the kids do the tattoos themselves is even worse.
Submitted by: Unknown

Lesson learned. Never get tattooed in your tech college’s Practice of Art 1A classroom. Or at least go find someone besides the night janitor to do it for you.
Submitted by: Unknown

So, you’re not beautiful like a seventh-grader’s handwriting, you’re beautiful like a lower-level reading group third-grader’s handwriting. Got it.
Via: Facebook

Don’t worry you guys. Megan Fox looks bad now, but she should recover from her latest face adjustment in ten to twelve days.
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: facebook

Really, you’re not getting the full effect unless you see this guy bend his arm and make the mouth talk. It looks just like Lindsay Lohan.
Submitted by: Unknown