As a size nine with an aversion to pedicures myself, I’m not about to get down on someone for having less than perfect feet. But I’m also not about to get “HOT TO TROTTERS” tattooed across my toes. Mostly because it wouldn’t fit. And doesn’t make any sense. But you get my point.
Submitted by: Flora
Via: iambmezine.com
If, the next time you go in to get some work done on your Mama’s Family–themed half sleeve, your tattoo artist tells you that he can’t work on you today because there’s a worldwide shortage of tattoo ink, YOU KNOW WHO TO BLAME.
Submitted by: Renata
Secret mark of the never-nudes. That, and the denim cutoffs, of course.
Submitted by: Unknown
I don’t usually consider myself prone to hyperbole, but I would like to present to you the greatest tattoo in the history of man—nay, the history of the 380 to 760 nanometer range of the electromagnetic spectrum.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got pressing business to attend to. Namely, getting a Herman Toothrot tramp stamp that I won’t even have to lower my pants to show off because WHAT PANTS?!
Well you guys, we can’t very well close out Easter Sunday without a nod to that most ubiquitous of Springtime treats. And no, I’m not talking about Mini Eggs. If Mini Eggs were as ubiquitous as Peeps, then my life would be a lot better.
One more cool Peep after the jump. Click to see more… »
Submitted by: Lee
Via: Friend of a Facebook Friend
Jesus! Are those two Cadbury Creme Eggs hiding in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: Facebook
Well, today is Easter Sunday, when much of the Christian world celebrates the day that Jesus Christ rose from the grave. And DUNKED ON YOUR ASS.
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: facebook friend
Well kids, tomorrow’s Easter, which means we’re rocketing toward the end of Mini Eggs season on a flying bloody tampon. Which is something that will get you unceremoniously kicked out of Walgreen’s. I’ve heard.
Submitted by: Unknown
The Easter Bunny comes to hide his eggs in your house tonight. Which has never sounded more threatening.
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