I’m not 100% sure, but if I had to guess, I’d say that these people had tattoos of each others’ names . . . on their faces. Which, wow. To think that a few days ago I made fun of tattooed wedding rings. This makes Steph and Jay look like Grace Kelly and the Prince of Monaco.
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Wow, this is …. I mean …. It looks like ….. Well ….
And see how happy they look!
It seems that they just realized what huge mistake they have made!
And people thought Rosanne Barr getting hubby’s name Tom on her ass was bad enough….but this just takes the cake abd the whole damn bakery…un-frikken-believable
There is a lot of real estate on Barr’s ass.
I don’t even know what to say about this. Insanity. Pure insanity.
ah well, not like they have looks to spoil
haha
I almost wet myself.
No, those are their own names, so their spouses won’t forget them.
Speaking as a divorced person, doesn’t it suck bad enough without getting lazers involved?
Heh! I would love to use a laser to remove my ex’s… oh you meant laser removal for the tattoo. Oh yeah, that would suck… lasers used in a different way could make my divorce A LOT more pleasurable… at least for me.
My ex husband has a mahooooosive tatt of my name in chinese on his lower leg, so I guess I shall be know as chicken fried rice from now on…. His idiocy makes me laugh, I REFUSED to get his name anywhere, more fool him!
chicken fried rice is much more complimentary than supreme dumb ass!! lol
Ha true! But knowing him he’s probably telling everyone it means DEATH in chinese or something…..
Did he get your name done phonetically, or are you of Chinese descent? I abhor the phonetic ones, as they end up being nonsensical sentences. The military learned that the hard way when, as a kid, we were stationed in Taiwan. I was an Air Force brat, and we had to have military IDs with pertinent information in both English and Chinese.
Names had to be done phonetically. As often was the case, there are no proper Chinese words/pronunciations for many English syllables, so they would pick the closest one. If you’ve ever used Babelfish to translate English to Chinese, think of the earliest version of Babelfish and multiply that by ten. Some names would end up being like “dog wind grandmother denture softly.”
ha ha heeeeeee!!!!!
What a conversation starter
coca cola wound up meaning bite the wax tadpole
No it didn’t. That’s an urban legend, dummy.
That’s very interesting, Anna. What did your name end up saying, or was it more or less accurate?
Mine also was completely nonsensical, but also not at all memorable. Thankfully, my nickname translates okay without need for phonetics. Well, sorta.
It’s done properly, he may be a total **** but at the time I wasn’t gonna have him be THAT stupid. I totally agree with you regards the phonetic ones, and have to say that people who try to ‘spell’ their name letter by letter using the non-existant chinese alphabet are worse!
“I feel far from good” – Backstroke of the West
Well now, I have to get “dog wind grandmother denture softly” tattoed onto my face. But I won’t make the mistake of having it in Chinese, no, I’ll get that in English.
Kirsten: lol
Lol. I think I am glad that I am on cordial terms with my ex. At the very least, she doesn’t want to burn my junk off with a lazer.
my ex calls me at least once a week to chat. its kind of nice. i wish him every happiness, you know? he also tells me “you ruined me, you were nice and i’m dealing with psycho women now!”
They look like bruises
probably no different to the actual bruising they get from eachother???? They look mean enough…
Let me tell you. No one’s got balls like a couple of bulldykes. And the laser surgery is going to suck balls! Ironic.
The one on the left isn’t very masculine, and the term for the one on the right is “stone butch,” not “bulldyke,” which is a slur.
no way — that’s a guy
Uh, I’m thinking “bulldyke” is MEANT to be a slur.
I always wondered what two fucking retards looked like.
Haven’t you ever seen Sarah Palin holding “Trig”. HA! Yeah, I went there.
Am I going to hell if that made me laugh?
Nice display of hate. Nice.
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
More like FEAR……
Just irrational fear of a strong woman. Which, ironically, is one the liberal lines, you know, women’s lib and all that crap. There is finally a strong woman, and they fear her.
Strong? No. I can’t stand the woman, but making fun of Trig in that way is pretty damn low.
We don’t argue politics here, George.
Damn…I got sucked in.
GEORGE! What have I told you about speaking out of turn? Now go make me a goddamn sandwich!
lol, thank you.
LOL, yeah Georgie, back that gorgeous caboose into the kitchen and get me a beer, too, while you’re at it.
I dont want someone as stupid as her speaking for the rest of us “strong women” … FYI!
^this
Following retards only leads to bad decisions.
I was gonna say that sometimes someone from not so intellegent family can come out being really smart but damn that baby looks stupid.
I feel so sorry for society
The picture on my phone shows up small till i zoom in, so I really thought it was two people that punched very hard in the face..which would have been better then this
So… if you know you just can’t quit the whole domestic violence thing, just convince your partner to get a tatt that looks like a bruise and always remember to aim for it when punching? Seems smart to me.
Wow. This is the worst one so far… There must be a formula to calculate how a decision like this predicts your likelihood of an early death…
Facial tattoo + shellsuit x lip ring = likely to die of alcohol poisoning in the near future?
Worst so far? Hang around a little longer and prepare to have your mind blown. Or go through the archives.
I still find the one of the little girl pooping strawberries to have been the most disturbing.
wtf! why did you have to bring up the strawberry poop! i paid hundreds to have that lasered out of my brain! now it’s back brighter than ever!
looks like airbrushed to me. doubt its permanent.
Most definitely airbrushed. Probably done right before a football tournament.
His name is Menu? What does it actually say?
it might say manu as in man-u-are-a-scary-girl!!
Man U fans get EVERYWHERE…..
Pretty sure that’s a chick, and Manu is a name found in multiple cultures. It’s also short for Emanuelle
Ohhh, yeah I think you’re right, it does look more like an A than an E. She also looks more like a woman now that you’ve mentioned it >.>
at least they’ll have plenty of time to spend together as no one will ever hire them. Kudos.
um. total context fail. they’re not each other’s names!
they’re the names of football teams in the uk!
manu – manchester united
lyne = lyne fc
i’m aware that this makes it worse, not better.
and by football of course i mean soccer
Lyne FC? Nobody is that dedicated to a juniors team to get it tattooed on their face.
pedobear would! and what’s good enough for him is good enough for me!
Is it written “Manu” or “ManU” for Manchester? I thought that, too, as the name Manu is of African and Polynesian origin. Either way, at this point, I’m hoping they are airbrushed.
Manu could be short for Manuela, which is common abbreviation for a common German name.
Well, crap. It looks like comments aren’t nesting the way they should be. I clicked to respond directly to bere’s first comment. Sheesh.
“Manu” is also short for Manuel. It’s very common in Spain.
Thanks for bringing it up Anna. I was hoping/thinking that these look airbrushed. They honestly just dont look like tattoos to me.
Sooooooo….. Two women? Really I can’t tell.
I’m about 98% sure both are women.
really? the uncle fester one i was assuming was male…
In the conversation linked to the other picture (“…wears the same shirt every day…”), the tattooist said they are women who live together.
Freakin’ Chavs…
That’s what I thought. I’m American and therefore don’t at all have the chav-spotting capabilities as someone from the UK, but that was the first thing I thought–”They must be those ‘chavs’ I keep hearing about.” And I don’t know anything about football/soccer teams, either. I think it’s something about their faces, particularly the one on the right. I can just hear her saying, “Oy, daht’s a great fookin’ tattoo, yeh?”
My Husband is from England, but I’ve been across the pond a few times. Once seeing/meeting one in person its easy to spot. I’d say a pretty accurate impression too
Yep… Keep watching Jeremy Kyle if they are British, or Maury if they are American…. They will be on soon…
Jeremy Kyle and Jerry need to combine powers.
I don’t know, man, that could bring the apocalypse upon us.
KYLE SPRINGER, THE DEVOURER OF SANITY AND DECENCY APPROACHES!
A) It does look like Man U, so I could definitely see these as airbrushed for the game and not permanent. No redness or swelling, either.
B) I too am unsure of the genders depicted here.
C) Lip rings? I thought they were twin hideous moles.
usually looks like dirt or a bad bruise.
Dear god. On their FACES! For the rest of their life…
As a Southerner, I have to point out that our cousins are way hotter than this. Additionally, no self respecting redneck would wear those sweat suits.
Haha XD
Anyone else feel like pointing out that those are just airbrushed on? Have none of you gone to a sporting event recently? There’s been a bit of a fad for airbrushing lately, just as there was for face painting back in the early 1990′s.
For real. This looks so fake. Why you and I are the only 2 people to see this I don’t know. Most of the time errrybody wants to call out a fake.
Quit patting yourself on the back and read the other comments.
Errrybody? Really?
Hide your children, hide your wives, cause they be airbrushin errrybody up in here.
This^
Lip rings? I thought they were Herpes Zoster. Not sure if that is better or worse.
I vote against the “football” angle. That definitely says “Manu”, not “Man U”. Also it’s too girly-swirly a script.
But the big clincher is that she’s wearing black and white, not red and white. If this was done to prepare for a big match, she’d be wearing the team colours — and a Manchester United tattoo would definitely be in red and white.
Whatever it means, I do hope it’s painted and not permanent.
They look like the type of people who go on the Jeremy Kyle show. Also known as Chavs.
I was thinking airbrushed too.
The Fester looking one is about the pinnacle of androgynous.
I hope he she has a unisex name too.
That could be a hilarious “Candid Camera” type show.
Imagine when “Pat” shows up for a job interview .
Like the SNL skit but with real people.
Ridiculous. I don’t know where to start.
1- Yes, this looks like bruises
2- They’ll never find a job again
3- All the tatoo dirt arround the name was (even more) not necesary.
4- Ugly, useless, stupid, ridiculous
I’m thinking they’re Eastern European (Manu/Lyna?). And definitely not seeing the one on the right as female, even if I squint really hard.
And why the hell would you want a tattoo of your partner’s name to look like a result of spousal abuse?
WHY??? Oh please, tell me it’s airbrushed.
This just can’t be real…
I think these are real, not airbrushed. Enlarged, I am seeing redness around these tattoos. The way the shadowing follows the contours of their noses looks designed and not the haphazardness of a quick airbrushing. As for gender…hmmm. I don’t know any self respecting lesbian who would get a buzz cut if she had a receding hairline. So I vote for male.
I say airbrushed…
I think any redness that might be perceived may be from just the contrast of the pink in their skin to the dark shading (or they had to remove her makeup for it in the spot, and looks red now in comparison or something).
I doubt they’re real.
I’d say drugs.
Please never ever ever let these two people procreate.
Dude looks like a lay-dee..
And so the song goes boys and girls…
Why? Why? Why the face?!!!
This looks fake to me.
It was almost impossible to meke these women (they are women, right?) uglier. Sometimes people achieve amazing things.
I thought the one on the left said “Meow”. Maybe because of the proximity to the Charlie Sheen tiger/Cats reference, I have cats on the brain (but no ink on the face)? I’m not sure that “Manu” is better or more logical. I also hope these aren’t permanent.
Can people please sort out the voting system on the tattoo section of this site.
Manu and Lyne both play for Hull FC in the Superleague, so could be rugby related.
Ah! That’s an idea. And somehow I can believe they’re both from Hull.
If memory of his portfolio serves me, these two are by the same artist that tattooed the girl with the 57 stars who claimed she fell asleep (you don’t fall asleep while getting facial tattoos — trust me on this as I have facial tattoos too). He is well known for facial ink.
cheek fail
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If I’m right, they are girls o.o
i dont know if some one realised it xD
and this idea to tatoo the face with the names is a bad idea. o.o
so……..much…….fail
Is it just me… Or do they look related? Look at that nose similarity, hmm
I swear I wish these came with names sometimes… I could 95% swear that the woman (?) on the left is my husbands ex-wife. Unfortunately, I have to deal with her fat ass every other weekend, and her face is just as bad… without the tattoo… She does have an affinity for trashy tattoos and piercings though. Also, bad hair.
The shadowing resembling soot is a nice touch. WTH?
This just screams wellfare for life. Pure idiots.
YES, i wanna look like I got punched in the face for the entire time I’m in a relationship and more! where do I sign up for such a stupid tattoo? =/
stupid stupid stupid!!!! Hope it’s worth all the welfare.
these look like henna tattoos like you would get at a fair
The dude kind of looks a little like Napoleon to me. Is it just me? It probably is.
Anyway, what I’m saying is, I would totally give him my number if he asked. And if he’d washed off that stupid air-brushed tattoo first. And broken up with the girl.
He looks like he’s having 2nd thoughts already!! LMAO.
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They look like Zombies.
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