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Spocktopus!

Spocktopus!

I know you nerds flip your lids for anything Star Trek–related, so here’s a little treat for you. Enjoy your Spocktopus.

Personally, I would like to see a Dwayne “The Rocktopus” Johnson tattoo. Can you smell what The Rocktopus is cooking? Yeah, and it smells like calamari. Wait, is calamari octopus or squid? What were we talking about again? How did I get in this tree? Who are all you people? Get out of my house! This tree is my house now.

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  1. IddyBiddy says:

    I am in love with this tattoo!
    Jessica you crack me up! You help me get through my Mondays!

  2. doctorrich says:

    BOW DOWN BEFORE SPOCKTOPUS!!!!

  3. Cleopatra says:

    He can knock out 8 people at once with his Vulcan nerve pinch.

  4. BLaCKouT says:

    This is awesome :D

  5. LeaX says:

    I fucking love this!!!

  6. Face tentacles are the most logical and useful facial feature to have, captain.

  7. Orionsbelt3 says:

    Well done and amusing. Me like. Based on Czernog’s intimation, I’m thinking Pon Farr will be much more interesting with tentacles.

  8. Moe says:

    Imagine the mind meld possibilities – all of those tentacles extending right from the pointy-eared noggin.

  9. Snookie_Townshend says:

    That looks like the love child of Spock and Cthulhu. Or maybe Yog-Sothoth.

  10. sprained says:

    Let’s put him with Squid Cat, Toasterpuss and Sharktopus.

    That is one hell of a transporter malfunction, as he was beaming up with the ambassador from Octopoid 4

  11. feath says:

    besides being a great tattoo (subject and execution) i could tell who it was by the eyes and hair alone, didn’t even need the ears to (ahhum) point it out. and i didn’t need the name typed under it, unlike some of the horrible “Charlie Sheen’s” we’ve been seeing.

  12. Anna Rexia says:

    Psst.. Jessica. “you” nerds. Or “your nerds will flip *their* lids.” Ahhh… vodka ;)

    Also, calamari = squid.

    That’s what you get for calling us nerds. Hmmpf!

  13. MLT says:

    Love this!

  14. Paddy says:

    What do you mean, “you people”?!

  15. Name what name says:

    This is an awesome tattoo and the person who got it should feel awesome.

  16. dungeoneer says:

    I…just…love…it!!!

  17. Pol Pot Plant says:

    Oh god. Visions now of Nimoy with eight penises growing out of his face. As if ‘The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins’ didn’t take the last shred of his dignity.

  18. Bob says:

    This is the best tattoo ever.

  19. christellar says:

    rock paper scissors lizard spocktopus!

  20. Jake says:

    I believe this is from a movie called Galaxy Quest…

  21. Mimi says:

    I think we need a new site called “epic tattoos” or “actually quite cool tattoos”

  22. merley says:

    I LOVE IT!!

  23. Mark Alfred says:

    Doesn’t anybody understand? It’s not “Spocktopus,” it’s SPOCKTHULHU ! ! !

  24. Grace Gummibear says:

    LOVE!

  25. It is actually a pretty good tattoo.

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  27. EvilStepQueen says:

    This is highly illogical…


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