
I know you nerds flip your lids for anything Star Trek–related, so here’s a little treat for you. Enjoy your Spocktopus.
Personally, I would like to see a Dwayne “The Rocktopus” Johnson tattoo. Can you smell what The Rocktopus is cooking? Yeah, and it smells like calamari. Wait, is calamari octopus or squid? What were we talking about again? How did I get in this tree? Who are all you people? Get out of my house! This tree is my house now.
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I am in love with this tattoo!
Jessica you crack me up! You help me get through my Mondays!
What you said, cubed!
and triple it once again!
x4
x 5
X infinity! *Sticks tongue out*
To infinity….and beyond!
Neener.
+1.
BOW DOWN BEFORE SPOCKTOPUS!!!!
Spocktopus is far too obvious. I would have went with Vulcthulu.
He can knock out 8 people at once with his Vulcan nerve pinch.
Evildoers beware!
HAHAHA! Or read 8 minds….Oh wait I guess he’d need 8 brains?
An octopus has a “brain” for each arm, so you might be right!
(Plus the central brain. Which you’d need to coordinate the eight incoming mind-reads.)
This is awesome
I fucking love this!!!
Face tentacles are the most logical and useful facial feature to have, captain.
I’m not sure if you’re thinking what I’m thinking.
I think I’m thinking what you’re thinking.
Considering that thought, I think it is logical to take my pants off if I ever see this tattoo irl.
Well done and amusing. Me like. Based on Czernog’s intimation, I’m thinking Pon Farr will be much more interesting with tentacles.
Bumpa, ba, ba, ba, ba,baba,baba, ba, ba, bumpa…..
Hee hee….
Somewhere, a slash fiction writer is having a nerdgasm.
Imagine the mind meld possibilities – all of those tentacles extending right from the pointy-eared noggin.
That looks like the love child of Spock and Cthulhu. Or maybe Yog-Sothoth.
You just invented the best religion ever.
Seconded!
Let’s put him with Squid Cat, Toasterpuss and Sharktopus.
That is one hell of a transporter malfunction, as he was beaming up with the ambassador from Octopoid 4
besides being a great tattoo (subject and execution) i could tell who it was by the eyes and hair alone, didn’t even need the ears to (ahhum) point it out. and i didn’t need the name typed under it, unlike some of the horrible “Charlie Sheen’s” we’ve been seeing.
Psst.. Jessica. “you” nerds. Or “your nerds will flip *their* lids.” Ahhh… vodka
Also, calamari = squid.
That’s what you get for calling us nerds. Hmmpf!
HAAARRUMMMPH!!
They say revenge is a dish best served cold.
Like Octopus sashimi.
WAAASSSAAAABIII!!!!!!(Screamed like Kirk)
Or like Kahn. Best rage shouts in Trek history (and I detest most of the films except Kahn and the new one).
NERDS!!!! Oh wait, I love Spock. This gives me teh happies.
Love this!
What do you mean, “you people”?!
What do YOU mean, “you people”?
What do you mean, “YOU people?”
What do you mean, “you PEOPLE”?
What? Do you mean “You people”?
This is an awesome tattoo and the person who got it should feel awesome.
Yeah, but the people who got all of these tattoos feel awesome
I…just…love…it!!!
Oh god. Visions now of Nimoy with eight penises growing out of his face. As if ‘The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins’ didn’t take the last shred of his dignity.
Youtube needs an unwatch button.
On second thought, to hell with that! Suffer, all of you!
Holy crap! What did I just watch?
WIN
This is the best tattoo ever.
rock paper scissors lizard spocktopus!
I believe this is from a movie called Galaxy Quest…
I think we need a new site called “epic tattoos” or “actually quite cool tattoos”
^This
I LOVE IT!!
Doesn’t anybody understand? It’s not “Spocktopus,” it’s SPOCKTHULHU ! ! !
LOVE!
It is actually a pretty good tattoo.
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This is highly illogical…