
I’m surprised it took this long.
Via: its on my leg
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I’m surprised it took this long.
Via: its on my leg
I’d actually really like this (I’m a sick-o, I know) if he didn’t have her crouched on what appears to be the worst case of poison oak in recorded history.
Did you also notice that her foot looks like a second tail? Weeeeird.
It seems like a joke, except not haha funny.
I think that the underlying flesh is rejecting the concept of this tattoo and is breaking out in hives.
who….. what the hell is that?
Debbie Harry while posing for her “Save my local ZOO” poster right after being injected with botox to her cheeks AND mouth to appear really happy coz the costume assistant chose such a fancy dress for her?
Haha, that’s good stuff!
I fapped.
Thank you for that information. I’d fap to your fapped comment, except that I don’t have a penis and it doesn’t make the same sort of noise.
Well, I’m glad it was helpfully labeled.
Yes, because otherwise we would have no idea who this monstrosity was supposed to represent.
I thought it was the name of the tattooist….
I should keep up with popular culture….
I have no words for this one . I don’t like cats !!!
Those fishnets look more like a chain-link fence!
I think I just lost my ability to obtain erections
Me too. Oh, wait. I’m a girl. Never mind.
don’t be retarded. Oh, too late.
I must have missed that episode of the Golden Girls. I don’t think I regret that.
Well, let me summarize it for you. Rose was the leopard, Blanche was dressed up as a sexy panda, and Dorothy was some kind of slutty turtle thing. Sophia was passed out on the couch for the entire episode. I think it was in the third season.
crap. I DID see that one….damn you drugs!
Very realistic, right down to the liver spots and wrinkled arms and chest. *shudder. I think I might go throw myself to a crocodile.
the belly rolls are dead on too…although the breasts seem a tad unlikely, given all the other realism..
I didn’t see the belly until you referred to it in your other post. Thanks (not really). I’m sure her breasts in real life have a 200 year shelf life.
Ironic that we ended up posting. My Itunes shuffled Kitty from the Presidents of the United States today while I was reading one of your posts.
his grandmother posing sexy
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Is she being disemboweled from below?
Though they gave her a nice, if wrinkly, rack, I don’t think they did Betty and favors in the face department. The hair looks like George Washington’s wig, and the ear (the human ear, I mean) is way wrong. I feel like this could have been pretty notable if the art was better, but as it is, I’m going to have to give it a solid “meh.”
She looks like she self harms because she has a shrek ear…..
The face and hair made me think it was Johnny Carson in drag.
Johnny would like way better in drag if he wasn’t dead. Actually, he may still look better.
I was just going to post that!
Way,way,way back in the day Betty White was a pin-up girl. Cute then, disturbing idea now.
OMG, that is HILARIOUS!
Ug, the shading around the mouth under the nose makes her look like she’s got a mustache.
I thought the bad rendition of the face was just glare on the photo and the mustache was my imagination, glad someone else saw it too.
Good one!
What would make this a win is if it were on Betty White. Or better yet, if she got a Charlie Sheen tattoo, and he got this one.
I thought it was Madonna at first.
If only they had decided on this tattoo say, 40 years previous…
First, I thought it was Katy Perry at 78… Then I saw the caption.