Yeah! Women should be in the kitchen making us cupcakes in the buff! Because nothing’s more appetizing than food you know someone prepared while naked.
Submitted by: Ekika
Via: PendletonYardsales.com
Oh my god, I’M half allium too! My dad was a shallot. One day he said he was going out to take a leak, which we thought was strange, but I guess he meant something else entirely. Haven’t seen him since, but I always think about him when I made salad dressing.
Submitted by: Rebekah C.
So the Incredible Hulk does tattoos now?
Submitted by: carloservin
Picture by: Charles Black
What are white trash waffles? Is that a new flavor from Eggo? Because I peruse the waffle section at Safeway all the time and I’ve never seen that kind. Maybe if I shopped at Albertsons . . .
Submitted by: Unknown
In an effort to target a younger demographic, many Hallmark Gold Crown stores are now offering tattoo services (in the back, between the Cathy mugs and the clearance scented candles). Unfortunately, they’re administered by the shaky-handed retiree named Agnes who only took a job there for the discount on Precious Moments figurines.
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: Facebook
Now if you could just move that quarter up and over to the left about an inch, it will be the best twenty-five cents you’ve ever spent.
Submitted by: Unknown
JESUS, kid. What’s wrong with you? You look like you just saw a picture of my Aunt Cathy at the gynecologist.
Submitted by: Unknown
Ah yes, nothing’s sexier than the image of my Aunt Cathy about to get her annual pap smear.
Submitted by: Unknown
I’ve had enough Sheen to last me a million lifetimes. Wake me up when he’s dead.
Submitted by: mason giordani
Via: its on my leg
So THAT’S why I hear something screaming “Vagina-doodle-doo!” every morning at 5 a.m.
Submitted by: Unknown
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