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If This Tat Could Talk
Biscuits-72 on Sexy Body: Ruined mom2mla on Ass: Ruined Jovndøyr on Keep it in Your Magazines Kinseth on Do I Have Enough Piercings to … kindness on Keep it in Your Magazines Ry on Sexy Body: Ruined Jovndøyr on Straight From the Hood Jovndøyr on Glow Worms? Jovndøyr on Sexy Body: Ruined AL on Played in the Key of Razor…
Ummmmmm….ermmmmm…….does she have down syndrome?
Well he obviously has douchebaggia toolitis syndrome.
No more nookie for you!
Who is she?
Classy.
Seriously, how does he expect to pick up women with that on his body? Nasty
Did you guys ever stop to think maybe the poor man is tired of having blow jobs, and put this on him to ward off willing participants?
No, not really.
wear pants
Thats the second thought that came to mind. The first was… Are You Kidding me?
Well this is just revolting. Makes me sick to see eyes that point in opposite directions.
I will not have you speak of Marty Feldman’s daughter in such a tone, rapscallion!
I think its Roseanne…
I know. When I saw this I thought, “Oh, my, god, How could they do something like this? They butchered her skin color!”
That was the second thing I noticed.
This is wrong on so many levels I don’t even want to begin.
cool!! when you go get your child from school in you short pants!!
hahahahahahahahahaha
Terribad tattoo.
Also Lol@ acid’s comment.
It looks like a shitty photoshop submission.
Please Please Please tell me this is photoshopped…surely no-one can be that stupid
Ok, I wont but I’d be lying to you!
OMG WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!!?!?!
Think of the children??? Blowjobs don’t cause children. I think you need “the talk” from your parents.
And I think you need to read the mouseover text before criticizing someone’s direct reference to it.
Come on man stick with the references…
Oh, you got it for me, thanks.
Why not?….BECAUSE unlike that facial and the fact that her lips will have teeth imprints on the back of em for a little while…THIS IS PERMANENT!!!!!
Who the hell has eyebrows like that?
LOL yes, and her eyes are weird too
Ladies who pluck too much.
Why does the penis look all torqued? Ouch.
Possibly the source of the blow back. He has tornadic action like an Oreck vacuume cleaner.
Now that just sounds painful, for both parties involved.
Don’t worry… it’s been severed, so I doubt it feels any pain.
She IS sucking a tornado, on the other hand.
Hmm, let me try. Spooge. It is fun to type it. Spooge. I think he does have magical spooge.
Spooge. That is fun to type…spooge.
Win for you.
I disagree with the subject matter, but it’s really well executed!
except her derp face.
More like: Are you a Wizard.
Why would you get this, especially somewhere pretty visible? Also, now that someone has pointed out the fact the girl has wonky eyes, I can’t stop looking at them.
He must have really hated his ex-girlfriend.
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
All I can think about is what it’s going to look like when his leg hair grows back.
Then he’ll be on trend for the bearded lady tattoo phenomenon.
^^^this
I think he’s already finished, and she’s just clearing the remnants. Not that I want to think about it too much.
Also, spooge always sounds like a more technical term for that cream filling inside Ding Dongs.
Thanks for clearing that up for us, Rauss.
I’m never eating a Ding Dong again.
Well… that’s taking the phrase “cream-filled center” just a TAD too far, don’t you think…?
Yeah. Cream fillings inside Ding Dongs. That is what we were talking about, right?
No but I just wanted to put you off Ding Dongs forever
You’ve succeeded. Now everytime I look at a Ding Dong I will see this tattoo. I hope your happy with yourself! …Oh wait… Awesome weight loss plan!
Impossible. Too delicious. The ding-dongs possessed by the human male, on the other hand, are much less appealing now than they were before this tattoo.
Well … not a technical term … but spooge is the cream filling in Ding Dongs! Personally … have always like Boy Butter or Man Milk.
And yeah … spooge is a fun word to type.
good call Rauss
naw, happens all the time. the other night, when my girlfriend and i were on a cycling holiday and we stayed in a motel, she had her period thus gave me a hand job and i was still hard after i came. i donked it against the full-length mirror which yielded some yucks.
Yummy.
Or maybe he is getting sloppy seconds?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
GROSS!
I think I just threw up a little…
I think I just threw up a lot.
I think I just threw up enough vomit to fill the entire pacific ocean.
Is she wearing one of those nose strips to stop you snoring? Is this a new use for them that I’ve not come across before, some kind of anti-choking device?
She looks like either a corpse or someone who is really, really high.
Coincidentally, the guy who got this tattoo is someone who is really, really high.
Well, that is just goddamn ugly.
it is ugly and gross, however i really like how the hair is colored and shaded on top.
I honestly can’t look at this sorry excuse for a tattoo more than a few seconds at a time. I’m not a prude by any means and I’m not a squeamish person when it comes to sex… but something about this tattoo makes me feel all weird and icky. Icky may be a childish term but it is also incredibly accurate. Ugh… those eyes…
I can not find words for my current state of repulsion. Bleh, bleh bleh bleh. Seriously. Bleh.
You said it for me.
more like
Uh..duuh, hurr, durr.. WHAAT?
Do you think he got the tattoo to commemorate his first blow job? Bet he didn’t think that it would also be his last…
Ew ew ew. Penis = ew.
He must have had an accomplice long-distance spooger up on a grassy knoll for the head shot. Peter North perhaps?
heh. You said “head shot.”
Well, I suppose that’s ONE way to view the Kennedy assassination.
tattoo is great work. as far as the subject, maybe it is his wife?
Ex wife. Now.
Can you just imagine the episode of Judge Judy, where she takes him to court to get an order to remove the tattoo?
Oh please let this happen.
That would make my day, I don’t have a television anymore, so let me know when to look it up on youtube.
“Ugh, who would want that? Byrd, do you have any tattoos? Would you want that? I’d disown any kid of mine who came home with that. UGH! Marginal people!”
Who or what was that supposed to be a response to?
I’m imagining Judge Judy talking to the guy with that tattoo. She’s always getting Byrd, her bailiff, involved in stuff like this. I love Byrd.
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What baffles me is it appears this might have been done from a reference photo… the question is, is the photo of someone he knows personally… say his wife?
“Hey mister tattoo artist here is a photo of ‘me’ and the missus can you tattoo it onto the back of my thigh, thanks.”
I could imagine them at the beach… **random person who notices the tattoo looks at his tat, then his wife, back at the tat, then his wife… walks away mortified**
Nothing says “I love you” like commemorating a sloppy blow job.
Honey, I bought you a dozen roses and a box of chocolate and on my leg, I have a tattoo of you b***ing me.
^haha, this.
Divorce imminent in three, two, one…
Yuck.
Maybe its a chick with a self-portrait commemorating her first blow job.
Your insight on women is a bit skewed, friend.
Anyone else always heard “spLooge” and not “spooge”? Little confused over here…
yes. me.
I hear it called so many things, I just go with the flow…
I thought Splooge was a new olympic event?
It was, but they’ve left it out of the 2012 Games. Cleanup was taking way too long.
South Korea owns the 400-meter splooge.
We always called it “spoof”. Must be an aussie thing.
I call it spaff or spodge (although that is more the act than the product, as in “he just spodged all over her face.” I’m guessing any variant of onomatopoeiaic (that has way too many vowels in a row but does seem to be right) splat sort of word works. Preferably beginning with sp- too.
is splooge from Bugsy Malone?
I believe you are thinking of splurge. Those cool guns that shot soft marshmallow type stuff. Not unlike our own…
Both are acceptable, but “spooge” is funnier.
Look closely, it is not what you think! She is eating a cheese-filled burrito and got melted cheese all over her face! Oh wait a minute…never mind.
Ever stop to think that it could be on a girl?
I can’t even contemplate that.
But why???
Oral sex = normal act enjoyed everywhere from alley ways to the Oval Office.
Paying (a fair sum, based on the quality of work) to have a depiction of the act tattooed on your body = ???
I’m going to guess revenge. Just how angry would you have to be with your ex to do something like this?
The resulting lawsuit would be a riot to watch in court.
I’m guessing you hit the nail on the head. This has got to be revenge on an ex.
But she gets the last laugh. People probably won’t recognize it as her, but he has to live with this ugly thing the rest of his life.
Well, maybe the tattoo is better than marrying her an living with her the rest of his life.
I really really really did not need the mental image of the president getting one. bah.
Really? Because I don’t mind it. Rowr.
I guess it depends on if you’re imagining the current president or one of the former presidents, and if you’re Democrat or Republican.
You have no idea how hot I get at the thought of Chester A. Arthur having his knob polished.
I was thinking maybe is was a bet. Unsure if the tattee won or lost though…
Revenge on an ex is swell: “Momma, when daddy picked me up to take me to McDonald’s today, he has a funny picture of you painted on his leg. You are biting a tree branch. It is very silly. He says I can’t get any leg paintings until I am old enough to find my own greedy whore. I hope that means soon.”
^^^this too.
Just a random thought about all the penis tattoos. I think any man who feels that he needs to tattoo any kind of phallic depiction onto his body is compensating for his own lack thereof. It’s kind of sad in a pathetic way. And I really think it will hurt his chances of ever getting laid.
^^
that
Either that, or the women who would go out with him are of a much lower caliber. Or paid.
Ah, maybe it’s kind of a pictorial way of showing what he wants to pay for. That way he won’t have to talk to anyone. He can just point at his leg. Probably good for places where you don’t speak the language.
Or if it’s a sting! They can’t get you until you explicitly say you are trading money for a specific sex act.
I know that from reality TV. That’s right. Reality TV.
So he just drives along really, really slowly with his ass against the car window to see who comes over?
Okay, I spat coca-cola all over the screen just imagining that.
Ashley Blue’s work is getting weirder and weirder.
Looks more like Ashley Orion to me
Mel Gibson’s final tribute to his relationship with Oksana.
At least he could have got something more tasteful. That’s gonna be with him for the rest of his life.
Hey Grampa, show us your funny tattoo again.
Obligatory:
Eeeeeewwww… he’s so pimply!
I see only one or two actual blemishes. The rest are from being dry shaved, or not enough green soap/whatever used.
Two biggies. They’re grossing me out. Oh, yeah, and the lady with sweaty meat in her face. That’s gross, too.
That is a strange looking popsicle!
could that red spot on her lower lip be a zit ready to explode?
No, giving her a fat lip is how he got her to do it in the first place.
Ah yes. The ol’ raspberry ripple.
Is it weird that one of my first thoughts was that *artistically* it’s rather well done?
Subject matter aside, the 3D and detail is impressive!
I agree, everything most likely looks like the photo (oh yeesh) that it was taken from, but the penis looks rather odd.
what’s wrong with her tongue? it’s all bloated. and she has something on her face. odd.
Tattoos like these should be obvious indications of who should be pushed in front of a train. It weirds me out that he has a twisty penis, too. Her eyes are interesting.. not the most attractive girl to immortilize on your disgusting body.. and it makes me wonder if he brought an actual photograph to the tattoo artist achieve this.. he had to, right? Anyway, aside from all that, everyone’s comments were hilarious, and it made this shitty tattoo hilarious.
Oh thank GOD! I thought I was going to read a lot of comments from dudes going “damn that’s hot!” I am really glad no one seems to find this appealing. Frankly I never want to do it again after seeing this tat.
You won’t do it again just cuz of this tat?
Damn that’s hot!
Damn that’s hot!
Damn that’s hot!
I am SO glad I wasn’t the only one considering this question.
Funny how this tat does wonders for his zitty anemic complexion. His skin looks much healthier now. Must be all the protein.
What a douchebag for putting this on his body. Surprised nobody has mentioned the creep tattoo artist that actually did the work.
Ohh, you mean the tattoo artist that was PAID to do this…?
funny…. NOT !
Let’s hope he doesn’t have a tattoo that says “Mom” anywhere near this one.
That would be EPIC to tattoo below the picture when he’s too drunk to notice what’s being inked on him!
I’m kinda confused – does she spit or does she swallow?
If she spit, she must’ve spit into a very stiff wind..
HA! You said “stiff”.
Judging by the… um, silly sauce on her face, I’d say she’s a really, REALLY messy spitter. Or she licked her face.
Rauss beat me to it
Well, this guy is now guaranteed to never get laid (or any REAL head) EVER. AGAIN. Unless, of course, he pays for it.
Maybe this guy lost a bet?
Also, the penis looks like it’s growing out of his leg. Weird.
I was thinking this was a revenge tattoo. And she should sue. And btw, no one is attractive in this situation. Let’s lay off the girl. This is gross on too many levels.
she’s on the next ellow silly
next Fellow
That really confused me, as I read it as “she’s on the next elbow silly” and couldn’t see how you’d see it as an elbow. The correction cleared that up.
Oh, you know – she’s one of those “sucking on elbows covered in marshmallow fluff” fetishists.
That hast go to be one of the most disgusting tattoos I have ever seen. Wow. Whoever would get this, obviously, hates/objectifies women.
I think this is a very naive view of the sex industry. Sweet, but not accurate.
If by “worshipped,” you mean objectified and expected to do any sexual act at the drop of a dollar, or followed home despite repeated warnings from club staff, then, yes. They’re “worshipped.” This makes me feel like you all have a distorted sense of “worshipped.” There is a very fine line (usually called a VIP curtain) that separates stripper from prostitute. To argue that prostitutes are worshipped seems rediculous. You’re naive. Period. If you have to justify your use of strippers/prostitues, OK. But be realistic about what you’re doing.
I hope that isn’t his kid.
GROSSSS
I was thinking some sort of cough/snort/gag might have caused that. Then I was thinking that I was thinking way too much about it for my own mental health. Also…I thought the word was “splooge”?
Need several buckets of eye bleach, please …
Is this one of those situations where it’s OK to judge the person with the tattoo based on the subject matter?
I think you can safely say YES, to this.
Ever thougt this could be a tattoo on a woman?
You guys are so mean! Obviously the guy is a deaf-mute and he has to tattoo his wants and needs on his body and point to them when he’s hungry, sleepy, horny, ect. You people are so cruel to the disabled!
I wouldn’t say he’s a deaf-mute. I’d actually say he’s probably mentally retarded – he’s disabled either way.
LOL Liz. I would have gone with flash cards.
I’m thinking this is the best revenge tattoo EVER…..dump me??? FINE!!!!! You know that picture I took???..No, No, NOT the Internet….MY LEG….FOREVER!
I’m sorry, Sir. You’re coming with me.
Maybe the spooge is from someone else and now she’s blowing one of his bros…
Gross. simply gorss. Men can be such idiots. That being said – that has to be one of the most well-executed tattoos of a human face I have ever seen. It’s almost like an oil painting, The shading and use of highlights are excellent. The shading is done with a really fine hand. But if I were the artist – I wouldn’t put this on my wall of fame.
thats what i was thinking its the only decent tattoo portrait i’ve seen shame about the subject matter.
omg, the ultimate revenge on his ex, I’m sure!!!
Where the hell is he gonna get a job with that shit on his leg??
In a tattoo parlor where you can get shit like this tattooed?
Any job where you wear pants. Which is most jobs.
Oops replied to the wrong person. But, yeah. Pants.
So I guess that rules out “underwear model” line of work…..
Indeed. Though, somehow I doubt he had the qualifications to begin with.
I’m pretty damn turned on… I mean, damn…
Ummmmmmmmmm it’s done well? Er…..*uncomfortable*
Just vomitted in my mouth :-O
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!….This just about the Worst, Wrong and Way too Gross !!!!!!!!!….Yes , what about the Public ?…….All Ages will be offened !!!
I think he did it to cover up the pimples on his leg, or maybe that is really a pic of her on her own leg?
I agree…this is a nice image and great quality! lol and people do what they want with THEIR bodies. lol so what if the eyes are like that lol, I think it’s hilarious!
Reminds me of Monica&David.