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So Close

Adorable. But which one’s Statler and which one’s Waldorf? And why are you holding that picture of two little girls up next to them?

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  1. Tatty says:

    and that sweet daddy has no idea each side the heart is

    • exterminate says:

      It looks like he already has one over his heart….so he loves something more than his kids. Want to take bets it’s a Miller High Life tribute?

    • Owl says:

      Uh, the human heart is in the middle, guys, under the sternum. It leans slightly to the left, along with the aorta, which makes the pulse seem to emanate from that side. What this guy has is a tattoo over each lung.

  2. Mystic says:

    WHOOAH, i would be PISSED. “This is what my girls would look like with Down Syndrome at the age of 60″

  3. MLT says:

    The one on the right looks like she is freaking out… and, unfortunately, it’s the better likeness of the two. The one on the left has a derpy evilness about her…

    Somehow, I don’t think that’s what Dad was going for… Or maybe it was… :(

  4. exterminate says:

    It appears the tattoo artist is holding the original photo and taking the picture. This means that he/she is proud of this work: “Yeah, check it out!”

    That or it’s the laser removal tech….

    If I saw this photo in a portfolio at a shop I would run the other way!

  5. shutupboil says:

    The gloved hand holding up the photo is familiar somehow…
    I can’t believe that the posting order was coincidence.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      Tattooist: “Yup, that about does it! That’ll be $150, please.”

      I hope he didn’t pay more than that.

  6. ed - never shown publicly says:

    “It’s kind of like a torture
    To have to watch the show …”

  7. Owl says:

    Just stick with the names, bro. Stick with the names.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      I dunno, hon; He probably screws those up, too. I’m picturing a guy out there somewhere with “Shiela” inked on his chest.

      On second thought, chances are that somewhere is a girl whose white trash parents thought it was unique to spell it that way to be different.

  8. RKO says:

    what the hell are those girls holding in their hands? is it a cup. omg wtf.

    • Owl says:

      From the glare on the picture, it looks like it’s glowing. “This is the day Jemma and Mandy-Lynn found the Holy Grail!”

      • ShadowQuest says:

        They’re not actually holding anything – they’re resting on their arms w/their hands clasped. The younger girl has her hands closer to her chest.

        The glare is just because of the way the photo is bent.

        All I can make out under the picture are the letters BA and what might be a D. Huh. ‘magine that. Or, it could be a G, and the whole thing reads “Dirt Bag.”

  9. Dy says:

    It’s really sad that the artist is holding up the picture like, “Look what I done, ain’t it perty?”

    This person should stick to stick figures and swastikas.

  10. Cleopatra says:

    They look like Siamese twins that share a single nipple.

  11. JollyMunkie says:

    I get the vibe he was having them tattooed so that he could remember them while he is in prison.

  12. Lunar51 says:

    Did anyone else point out that the hand holding up the photo is gloved, implying it’s the tattooist him/herself…

    • Anna Rexia says:

      I think the tattooist is the one taking the picture, standing, while the recipient of the ugly tattoo is sitting.

  13. Darjole says:

    you are soooo f()cked up man ! you fail !

  14. Kelsea says:

    Aw, those little girls are really cute. What do you want to bet in ten years they stop inviting their dad to whatever school things they’re into?

  15. snaggletooth says:

    why did he get two zombies instead of those little girls in the pic?

  16. Seen Kyle? says:

    ugghhh…they are ugly

  17. Joe Dollar says:

    i bet those girls and handy with the banjo

  18. Mrpendent says:

    Wasn’t that girl on the right in /Dreamscape/?

  19. anna says:

    omg, it’s the musically oblivious 8th grader!

  20. pamperedjane says:

    Tats like this are the reason I haven’t gotten a photo tat =/ WTH do you do with that?


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