Ha ha, get it? Pain is French for “bread” and also the result of severe gluten intolerance.
That’s the thing about celiac humor. It’s not that funny.
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If This Tat Could Talk
Biscuits-72 on Sexy Body: Ruined mom2mla on Ass: Ruined Jovndøyr on Keep it in Your Magazines Kinseth on Do I Have Enough Piercings to … kindness on Keep it in Your Magazines Ry on Sexy Body: Ruined Jovndøyr on Straight From the Hood Jovndøyr on Glow Worms? Jovndøyr on Sexy Body: Ruined AL on Played in the Key of Razor…
No knead to get upset with this. It’ just another crumby tat.
Don’t think we won’t rise to the challenge of a pun run.
Butter get ready.
Oh that was just half-baked.
We are definitely cooking on gas now…
Well, I wasn’t oven warmed up yet….
There is no reason to be so crusty.
Yeah well with puns like that you better put your dough where your mouth is.
Yeah, I admit that my attempt fell flatbread. I think I knead a yeasty beverage.
OMG! Are we stale talking about this?
We’d yeast like Rauss to leaven his criticism a bit so it becomes more palatable.
He should have gotten this inked on his buns.
Fine, I’ll stop going against the grain
We love you the way you are. Donut ever change.
DAMMIT!
We *loave* you the way you are. Donut ever change.
Oh, don’t act so crusty.
D’ough, Jam beat me to that one.
It’s OK, because both “dough” and “jam” are good puns in this context. Nice work. [/break from real punnage]
I guess you could say he’s on a roll then.
Jam being an appropriate pun is actually kind of poetic, if this is the same glorious punster I remember from one of the other blogs. Can’t remember which one though, this site has gone through so many changes my memory is spread thin.
Yeah, here at Ugliest Tattoos, it’s a real slice of life .
Don’t be such a heel
Sorry to break bread with your theory, but I only post here regularly.
his tattoo artist didn’t rise to the occasion. maybe he’s inbread
Don’t like it. Not really my baguette.
Another tattoo that would be better as a t-shirt. That said, I do think this one is pretty funny. I love the little “ow”.
I am seriously having one made just like this for a cook-off I am hosting! Thank you for the idea!!
Haha thank the guy with the tattoo!
i kind of like it, if he is an amputee like it looks like. like the dude with the thumbnail tattoo on his stump.
But the “ow” is how you can tell the tattoo is on an anglophone’s skin.
The French say “aïe” when they hurt themselves. (pronounce like “I”)
I would think better of this one if it turns out it is on the stump of a good humored amputee.
My first thought, but I can’t tell if that is the case.
I am pretty sure it is an amputee
Indeed. Kudos to him for having a light heart about a traumatic event.
I keep trying to think the bread is a euphemism for something. Too much exposure to peni and peni associates. But…I have images of a guy who has nicknamed himself “french loaf” or something like that….
Still if the owner ever feels stupid about their humorous baguette visual pun, they can easily rework it into a grotesque phallus being transected with a bread knife. Much better!
peni associates??!?! hahahahaha that is too much. You’ve become too jaded. A ridiculous homemade tattoo is no longer enough for you? You keep looking for the peni associates…. tsk tsk tsk
In the thumbnail it looked like “plane”, the knife was the wings, the bread the fuselage.
I’m surprised that no troll has screamed “sharpie!”.
SHARPIE!!!
Happy now?
I looked closer to see if the top text was, because it doesn’t make sense to me that the part where the bread is inked on is shaved, but the other part isn’t, yet it looks like this was all done at the same time. I’m perplexed.
Let’s hope he decides against a poo poo platter tattoo.
This would have been better if you’d have spelt COELIAC correctly.
*Psssst: Both spellings are correct
In the UK and Australia it is spelled “coeliac,” whereas in the USA you would recognize it as “Celiac.” *
There is a great pun about “spelt” bread in there somewhere…especially coming from a celiac sufferer.
I fart in your general direction!
Kindof looks like this:
http://bastiano.spreadshirt.nl/don-t-hurt-the-french-bread-A14786516/customize/color/323/customize/color/323
This is a stick and poke i did on my leg, not sharpie,
i was definalty half baked haha, thats why i didnt shave enough of the hair off
That’s called a baguette.
Isn’t this a reference as well to the leg/arm he lost? :p
That was my first thought…
Um… is it just ME? …or does it look more like a commentary on the amputation? Though ‘pain’ in French DOES mean ‘bread,’ it seems more poignant for the knife through the bread if you look SOUTH of the actual tattoo….
Yeah, that looks like a stump to me.
Jerk. I have celiac and I don’t find it funny. You wouldn’t either if you got freaking cramps from have a slice of pizza.
haha, you need to lighten up and try a rice flour crust instead
I’m pretty sure Kliban drew a cartoon like this back in the 1970s or so.
I have gluten intolerance and I find it very funny.
“Break bread in my name.” -Mrs.Pa_in
Rice crust pizza is better anyway. Hold the cheese.
I love eating pain! Lol. Cause of extreme damage of gluten intolerance or celiac disease. That’s “Ow”. What it lost, is it arm or leg?
PLEASE tell me that he got this tat on his finger????
or knee or SOMETHING????