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Reminds me of the kid from The Grudge.
OMG! Looks like my son did that tattoo. Can you say COVER UP? If I was getting inked & the tattooist said I was done & I looked down & saw THAT, I’d beat the fu%^ing daylights outta him/her. Someone comment about “The Grudge.” FU%^ING NAILED IT!!
I’d sue or at the very least try to. What a horrible job, she looks like a 60 year old dwarf that sucked on a black pen a little too long. And how do you cover that shit up? It’s kinda big…
Where’s the A-1 Expressions watermark?
Maybe this one was done by the “12 Kids” guy. I know I’ve seen the portrait part before, but now he has added the “____ Pink” at the bottom. The letters look better done than the rest of his ink, so he must have gone to another tattooist who charges more than $20.
Oh, that poor tattoo artist. He’ll be fired for sure.
You must be an optimist.
If you mean set on fire, I can see that happening.
Nah. The worse the tat artist, the more respected they are.
If you are going to get a portrait tattoo, PICK A REAL ARTIST….this is not something for some 2 bit tattoo artist wanna be!
I always feel terrible for these ones. Granted people should do their homework (especially when getting a portrait), but it still makes me feel awful.
Unless the kid is actually some freakish circus performer. Then i’d say it’s very well done.
Or if this was done using a child’s postmortem photograph.
only if tho photo was taken 3 months after the car accident…
perhaps the death occurred from drinking squid ink
Now we know what a stillborn fetus looks like in a dress.
Hahaha ew XD
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the one. It can’t get worse.
Oh Rauss, you and I both know that there is always, always a “worse”.
Always.
I’ve doomed us now, someone will turn up tomorrow with the worst abomination ever seen, just to spite me.
Oh, I do hope so, I can’t wait to find out what out there is worse than this… um… adorable cherrub? *chokes*
And thanks to you, it’ll be a fucking clown *shudder*
… I never noticed, but I thought ugliest tattoos was moderated? It moderates my comments when I haven’t said anything offensive.
Certain keywords will trigger the moderation thinger. It doesn’t have to be offensive, but includes the word k-i-l-l and other words used to threaten people. Something like that. Some curse words will trigger it as well. Unless your post is totally out of hand, it’ll appear within a day.
In my life, I’ve realized that when ever I think, “Well it can’t get any worse than this!” life always comes back and says, “Oh really?!? Check this out!”
Sorry no…penis swastika is STILL the worst tattoo I’ve seen on here….but this is damn bad…
Penis Swastika gets my vote. That said, this tat is a soup sandwich.
Wait, I forgot about the tat of the guy breastfeeding from his moobs.
Hey, at least its head is on a body and not a bracelet like the one a couples weeks ago. Bright side?
i don’t see anything thats done right at all. Even the arms are messed up. and where is her neck?
It escaped.
Why does he have a tattoo of Gollum in a dress?
ROTFL
comment WIN!
Sometimes Gollum just needs to feel Precccccccioussss!
Rauss- I have decided I love you.
I like him too. Pretty witty.
I started the Rauss fan club before he came here.
/hipsterannarexia
Ladies please, you’ll make me giddy
Total win
Best comment EVER!!!!
jeez, i would tie him up and give him a tattoo back, not even knowing how to draw proper….
That child should be able to sue the tattoo “artist” (for want of a better word) for every penny they have.
She should slap her father for not finding an actual tattoo artist and instead opting to visit Bob’s Discount Tattoo.
Are there such places?
Whether you’re asking about places with actual tattoo artists or if there are discount tattoo shops, the answer is yes to both. There are numerous tattoo websites that advertise low tattoo prices, or days of the week when they run specials. There are good shops that do specials occasionally, but I’m talking about places that do cheap tattoos all the time. Volume selling isn’t always a good thing.
Sweet Mother of GAWD!
His other tats are crappy, too, so maybe he doesn’t notice how terrible this is.
Shame on you all! Ugly children deserve love too. Especially ugly, deformed, undead children.
Haha XD
sorry, the undead are no longer human it’s okay to kill them on sight if you enjoy having brains and stuff.
I like her right *hand*. Well. That thing with the sausages on it in her lap. Cough. I am not ready to take her face in. Doubt if I will ever be. This is AWESOME.
So it’s true. I am the only person on here who can’t figure out what part of the host body this travesty resides upon. Seriously, did they grow an extra limb?
It’s their right arm…
(tilting head from side to side) Ohhhh…Well, thanks!
Those eyes… Those dead, black eyes….
*rocks quietly in the corner*
Shhhh, shh shh shh … it’s okay, it’s okay … shhhhhhh.
Thanks for putting the image of that frog tattoo back in my head – just when I thought I had beaten it out for good…
*fap fap fap*
I’d hate to see the reference photo for this…..um………this.
I’d love to see the reference photo. If the kid does look like that, I’d feel bad about previous comments. For a brief moment.
See? See? It IS just me. ’cause I looked at this abomination and thought “kid?” or GRANDMA?
That’s nice. It’s not every day someone commemorates the ancient, hideously deformed witch doctor woman from their remote, lacking-in-basic-dentistry Ewok village. It’s so nice when people remember their elders.
That can’t be covered up. It’s too big and too dark. He’s stuck with it forever.
that was my first thought when I saw this too…REALLY sucks for him.
There is no jury on earth that would convict him for murdering that tattoo scratcher.
He wasn’t forced to get the tattoo. He obviously didn’t search for a tattoo artist who can do good portrait work. If he did any searching, it likely was to find the place/tattooist who charged the least. He sat through the hours of having needles repeatedly sunk into his skin, and thus he had plenty of time to look at it along the way. I have yet to meet a tattoo artist who doesn’t stop for a break every so often.
I think often these sorts of tattoos are a result of the person not having enough money to go to a tattoo shop at all, and instead finding some other way to get it done– by a friend with india ink and a needle, from someone who is learning how to use a tattoo gun, etc. I’ve known a few people who wound up with messed up tattoos this way.
Knowing that they didn’t have enough money for a decent tattoo, should they have given up the idea altogether? Probably. At the same time, it’s hard to accept giving up everything you want because you can’t pay for it to be done nicely…
This is exactly why I have been begging and pleading for my husband NOT to get a portrait of me and our son on his chest. Begging. Hopefully, he’ll be convinced after seeing this.
Well if you can’t convince him not to go ahead, please convince him to shop around for the best artist in your vicinity.
No, better: leave him for even having in mind an idea like this one<_<
This has got to be one of the first times where I actually feel bad for the guy and pity him (instead of feeling evil pleasure when I see someones super bad tat). Indeed, he should have sought out an artist that he knows could have done a great job, but just as Skayl said above, it’s way to big/dark to get it covered now, or at least it’s going to be very hard…..that poor douchebag. I feel worse for the kid :\
“Daddy?” (pointing to tattoo of herself) “What movie is that monster from?”
heheheh…exactly.
What’s even worse is if this is a memorial tattoo, then it looks like an implication of what she would be today in the same setting as the reference photo :’(
Isn’t that the monster that Craig T. Nelson threw up in “Poltergeist II”?
Awwwww, someone adopted a CHUD child. How nice of them.
Why is it that the worst tattoos are also the biggest, and the most conspicuous?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!???!?!
Oh, there’s my (shaved) chippy.
omg this makes me really really sad or scared.. not quite sure yet..:(
Reminds me of the “Kayabuki restaurant in Utsunomiya”. YouTube it… hell has a new face my friends…. and her name is Fukuchan the monkey waitress.
Sheez. The first time the poor monkey attacks someone, they’ll eat it.
Oh sweet jesus, I laughed so hard some wee came out.
I can’t breathe! I can’t stop laughing at the title and mouseover! OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
What if she really does look like this?
it looks like the ‘sloth’ from the goonies all together now…..’hey you guys!!!!!!!!’
Aaaaagh!
I don’t know if anyone has already left a comment like mine, but she really looks like one of the puppets off of the movie ‘The Dark Crystal.’ Am I right?
This is the worst portrait tattoo I’ve seen on this site since someone transformed a relatively handsome man into the child of Evil and a steak shortly after their face was cleaved off.
Hey, relax. The dude just wanted to capture the moment his daughter was potty-trained. That’s a big deal
Heh, the only way imaginable to make this worse is to combine it with the “SwastiPeni” tattoo from weeks back… That’d freak great Cthulhu himself!
How can we kill it? o.O
I can’t believe how much they are paying me to look at bad tattoos , as long as I don’t smile or laugh these idiots will continue to think I am working,….whoops , gotta go…….
Kill it with fire!!!!!!
Looks like the kid from “The Hills Have Eyes”
“Will you play with us, mister?”
Just Disgusting.
omG! Killit Kill it w/ fire!!
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Heyyyyyy yoouuuuuuu guyyyyssss!!!
This looks like sloth’s lovechild
The screwed up thing is that people never get tattoo of LIVING relatives, and I would hate to have a memorial tattoo of my child messed up that bad. It does no justice whatsoever.
wait they have orphan ads in tattoo form now?
Nicely done goblin.
At least a t-shirt sleeve will cover that face.