What kind of bird are those? Pelicans? Seagulls? Cormorants? Grebes? I just can’t figure it out.
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If This Tat Could Talk
Biscuits-72 on Sexy Body: Ruined mom2mla on Ass: Ruined Jovndøyr on Keep it in Your Magazines Kinseth on Do I Have Enough Piercings to … kindness on Keep it in Your Magazines Ry on Sexy Body: Ruined Jovndøyr on Straight From the Hood Jovndøyr on Glow Worms? Jovndøyr on Sexy Body: Ruined AL on Played in the Key of Razor…
The original can be found here: http://www.duskyswondersite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/blue-footed-booby-two.jpg
Thta’s not quite what I expected. But, thank you?
totally!
is it a lady? i thought when it doubt, it’s a man O.o
They are birds called boobies. Literally.
They are blue footed boobies. Get it.
I am glad someone else got the joke
I just counted; at least 29 other people got the joke. It’s dead now.
Oh lordy. That’s quite a pair of pairs of boobies you’ve got there.
I don’t think I’m eating today.
I really really feel for whoever tattooed this.
Really? Made me hungry for pancakes.
… they’re just boobs.
boobies on moobies!
C’mon, you can’t be serious.
it made me laugh. O.o
I lol’ed. I used to giggle at the name.
Them ain’t moobs. Those are some good ol’ fashioned mamms, baby-feeders, girlybits, female breasts.
You think so? O.o
I don’t know, the hands look like guy hands to me…
No, man nipples generally don’t get that big.
On another note: whoa, saggy breasts…not good.
Have you ever seen Fabio?
And women don’t generally get ingrown hairs from shaving their entire chest. Pretty sure this is male….though at a point of obesity someone can’t find their genitals anymore, does it even matter?
I don’t care how manly the rest of her is, men do NOT get boobs like that just from being fat. THAT is result of feeding babies, and then weaning them. Any woman who has had more than three kids and less than one boob job begins to look like this. Get over it, pls.
The stretch marks beg to differ… I see no lower belly pregnancy stretch marks, just upper belly fat man beer gut stretch marks.
I carried, nursed and weaned 3 kids. my ample, full D’s are now empty C’s on a good day. And I don’t have stretch marks. Granted, my weight is not disproportionate to my height/frame; perhaps the extra baggage gives gravity more to pull on? And I don’t think even BPA injections could make a man’s chest look like this.
On a side note, the pig seems to be enjoying the show.
Women can get a beer gut too, dude.
No. Puke.
the nipples themselves are small, the areola(sp) is large and can get large on obese men.
I don’t understand how this even happens. I mean, I know gravity takes hold after a few decades, but…
Breastfeeding.
They wouldn’t bother to cover up male nipples with a black censor box.
I think they’re doing that in order to hush the people who cry foul when, instead of doing actual work on the job, are looking at this site. I, too, think it’s a man. Men’s areolas (areolae? whatevs.) will expand like that when they get flabby moobs.
histarical conversation… i also agree that this is a woman…
It’s a woman, for sure; also, you kind of have to admire her sense of humor regarding her “angry middle aged biker” body… and the fact that unlike other people featured on this site, she seems to actually have done her research and gotten a good tattoo artist.
I agree, she seems comfortable in her skin and like her I lost my DDs to breastfeeding. But I ultimately punked out and got them refurbished to very nice Ds. DDs are murder on a small frame and gravity is not their friend.
they’re Boobys!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby
HA HAHAHAHA!!! XD Boobies on boobies. Maybe it’s the brandy that I just consumed, but I think this one is actually funny.
What about the pig tattoo on his belly? A pig on a pig! Meta tattoos times two!
I like that the pig is drinking a milkshake.
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
The pig is my favorite part, although all of the tattoos are really well done. If you can’t take pride in your body, take pride in your body art. I love it…uncensored…AHHHHHH
I like the colour of the pig. It’s kinda peachy. Part of one tattoo on my right calf was once really similar. It faded, but it’s the only part of any tattoo that ever faded. Just something about that particular ink.
I just want to thank this website for that lovely image which is now burned into my corneas. I am now going to the bathroom to gauge my eyes out of my sockets!!!
Why would you need to go to the bathroom for that? The tiles are easier to clean than your carpet? You won’t be able to see the mess anyway, so… this mess *points up to picture* however, you’ve already seen and committed to memory for a shorter or longer period of time.
Blue-footed moobies!
You censored a dude’s skinflaps? Looks like a dough machine was turned off mid-cycle.
It’s a woman.
Those have to be the ugliest Blue Footed Boobies I’ve ever seen
There is no God…
What’s worse, there IS and he approved of this.
the god of boobies approves
They’re Blue footed Boobies~~ I don’t think they sag so much in nature!! gag
They missed the opportunity to add a nice rocky outcrop using the stretch marks as a guide. On the bright side she saves money on bras, just uses a pair of tube socks.
Uh…pretty sure you don’t get that way by wearing bras or support of any kind…including tube socks…
I was just thinking: “Bras are good.”
Heavy turtle necked sweaters are even better in this situation.
Someone poke my eyes out of my skull for me!
It HURRRRRRRRRRRRRTS my eyes too much to look at this!
I was thinking the same thing. Arrrhhhh I blind now thank god!
who ever the tattoo”er” is, needs to be f**kin SHOT!!!!!
I think the tatooist had plenty of punishment already. Reminds me of when i was in chillicothe ohio for the harley davidson fest…the only topless women looked like THAT
Holy crap, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Taste nice?
Of Pepsi and chips actually, but still not a pleasant sensation.
God but I hate that phrase, and I hate you for using it.
Touche, Mustachio person.
“Your comment is bad, and you should feel bad.”
thanks, Zoidberg!
Now I want fried eggs and pancakes.
Well, that’s making lemonade out of…errrr…saggy gourd saggy thingies. Why is everything saggy lately. This makes me want to go to the gym.
Are those moobs? They can’t be.
Can they?
I don’t think they’d censor it if it were moobs, so they are definitely boobs. Really saggy boobs.
i think they are. the actual nipples are pretty small and that looks more like man belly to me, plus do they post womens nips on here uncensored?
Occasionally if it’s after the jump, they do.
i still think it’s a man. :-/ kind of hard to tell though.
Female. Female breasts. Large areolas, no chest hair, and breasts way too large/long for mere moobs. Plus, check out the small dainty thumb on the left (her left).
I guess you’re right. Huh… Those things can hold a lot of milk! This is just like one of those Mutual of Omaha shows.
Size doesn’t affect milk production as much as you might think. As they say, “They are factories, not warehouses.”
Mutant of Omaha.
OMG. I really wish I didn’t click on this link….
I feel ill…..
OH MY GOD! I can’t unsee that! my eyes, my eyes…
what a wonderful sence of humor! I’d like knowing this woman.
I’m with you. That is hilarious.
its also very clever!
I don’t recommend it, you can’t sleep for one week!
Same. Heck, twenty years and a few kids down the line, I hope I have that same kind of sense of humor.
Yes, me too! Not only for the silly birds, but the pig on her tummy. I bet she laughs often! I wonder though, how does she keep those dangly bits in place so the birds feet stay lined up? double sided tape? Hee hee! She doesn’t need a bra if she wears a belt. hehehehe, Go granny go!
Seriously! (And people need to stop freaking out about OH NO SAGGY BOOBS. Inexperienced posters are inexperienced.)
I agree…and I secretly think the tattoos are gorgeous.
The pig’s a little too cartoony next to the birds, though…they are a real work of art. <:)
Blue footed boobies. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_Booby
you found it!!
i knew after the jump would be horrible, but was still compelled to click. lesson learned.
Me too. Damn this love of clicking
Mine auto goes to the comments, it doesn’t show the picture unless I scroll up. I was still compelled to scroll.
Its funny because the birds are “blue footed boobies” on her boobs
Those are definitely female breasts. Saggy as hell, but definitely female. She may as well finish off her collection with a tattoo that says ‘I challenge anyone other than Bill Oddie to find me attractive”.
O.O i seriously hope the nipple placement on the birds was accidental. . .
LOL! How did I miss that?!
My eyes are bleeding!
I just noticed something else pretty horrifying… this person has no bellybutton.
the part of the belly that the navel sits on isnt shown. its hidden beneath the pants she’s wearing.
The navel does not sit that low on your stomach… on this person, it should be right about where the Pig’s chest and belly are.
If you’re that fat, your belly button sinks with the rest of your gut… it’s just off the picture.
Nope, my sister’s disgusting 400-lb. ex-husband’s bellybutton is still in the middle of his massive stomach.
Obviously, Wikeni is correct and Miss Kitten is wrong. It makes way more sense that the bellybutton isn’t out of frame, but that the person in the picture simply doesn’t have one.
They’re Blue-Footed Boobies. Seriously.
I only can say ,ha ha ha WTF!!
is that a woman? jeezus
I at first thought of penguins, and as anyone who saw March of the Penguins or other bios on them knows, they have saggy bellyskin which acts as sort of a toque for their feet, with their incubating egg cuddled inside. So I was half expecting a shot after the jump of her hoisting one to epose an egg tattoo under her boob. I shouldn’t feel so disappointed; likely someone out there has the tat I envisioned!
I’m with ta2dman & feath: This must be a heck of a jokester and likely a fun friend/ partying associate! I hate to see non-coordinated tats so close together though, and the self-deprecation of the gut tat is a bit depressing, like she’s committing to never, ever getting healthy and toning up. Perhaps she’ll get that one lasered off sometime.
The boobies are rad though.
those birs are Dodos, they are an extinct species.
Okay, but seriously, those are really well-done boobies–the tattoos, I mean. I sort of love it.
Why the hell do I still come here?
For the boobies.
She looks like someone who just doesn’t give a fuck anymore.
Poor pig, all alone down on the belly and totally ignored. At least he has something fattening to drown his sorrows with.
I soiled my armor!!
I agree the birds are nicely done. So, if you have a body where you’re pretty sure if you tat it up with hilarious pun tattoos that exploit your … uh … beauty challenges that you won’t be ruining your swimsuit modeling career, why not fully commit to the joke? Boobies! Hilarious!
Imagine being the tattoo artist doing them…he gotta hold them in his hands.
So, there was no “after the jump.” The second pic was included in my email. Eye bleach please!
The birds are actually called boobies:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby
Duh.
She’s smarter than the idiot several posts back who called them Dodos…
Female with metabolic syndrome and a sense of humor.
Huh. I was going to get a breast lift after I’m done losing the weight, but now I’m thinking a hilarious tattoo much be the way to go.
might, not much.
My friend lost a lot of weight and she had to have something done with her breasts. They were very nice after they were done. I don’t think a tatt is the way to go.
I have a feeling that one day these poor boobies will be footless
bhahahaha best comment yet!
…I just threw up a little in my mouth
Kinda horrific but kudos to her for working with what she’s got.
I didn’t know those birds came in size 38-Long!
I hate that the pig tattoo seems to be a clip art pig with a milkshake and cake slice in a TOTALLY DIFFERENT STYLE OF CLIP ART photoshopped on top. Is that how she made her template?
How long have you been staring at this picture?
♪♫♪
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs
♪♫♪
win^
A pair of mature blue footed boobys in their natural habitat. Many mature booby fall prey to their mortal enemy.. Gravity.
Oh. My. God. That’s my ex. At least, my ex had the pig, was working on a sleeve when we broke up, and I um, I jokingly suggested this tattoo. I had no idea she’d ever really do it.
Grosser thing is that she’s only about 5’2″, and is… 57 (had to count).
You ex has a good sense of humour.
O.O
Well, um, er …. she’s not very shriveled for 57, is she?
In other news, Feath and ta2dman would like an introduction. It’s nice how these internet love stories come together!
Lol, it’s just a result of going from softball player to nearly totally sedentary. I believe she’s got a wife again; any way, we’re not in touch anymore. I was only 19 when we dated 10 years ago, long long ago.
Tube boobs!
I actually kinda like the pig tat!
20 years ago those were 2 sparrows on her boobs…
I was thinking Chickadees.
*snort
I was thinking Tufted Titmouse.
Hell, when life give you lemons…. I think that this is pretty funny.
*gives
That is epic.
Omg. Lol.
XD
Brilliant!
Jesus christ man/woman that’s what plastic surgery is for. And don’t tell me you can’t afford it, all that tat work isn’t cheap.
Yikes! She’s crosseyed!
Grandma! Put a damn shirt on. Nobody wants to see your boobys, dammit!!!
Angry Birds!
Submitted by “unknown.” How many of these do you think are submitted by the tattoo artists themselves? This one, I’m guessing, was either taken by the artist or by the woman’s current lover / most recent ex.
its a blue footed booby
I was gonna say… I almost made it to the bottom of the comments and someone beat me to it: those started out as parakeets on her upper chest when she was 18. Gravity, though art a cruel mistress.
I don’t know if I’m alone on this, but tattoos used in the, “gag,” sense really don’t appeal to me. I get requests for them all the time and it just seems like a recipe for regret, which of course perpetuates the sad cycle of impulse-tattoos that people enjoy for maybe a week and then have to gawk at in the mirror for the rest of their lives.
When I was working at Cedar Point the guys I worked with had a shorthand speak to point out women we wanted the other guys to see them without the women we were talking about knowing we were talking about them……pennies for example were were young and hot….HITs were hoochies in training….(jailbait but dressed like tramps) and finally Giraffes……that was refering to the women you’d see from a distance who’d look young and hot from far away.,..but the closer they got the older they got, but were dressed WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too young for their age…basically the polar opposite of the HIT. We called them Giraffes to refer to a comment I made about the tattoo that was on one of them: “Look at her tattoo…it started out as a puppy…now it’s a giraffe”
yeah, one of my friends gave a valentine with a similar joke to some perv at our school.
front: Hey, wanna see some sweet boobies?
inside: *a picture of blue-footed, flightless, penguin-ish birds”
i imagine he was a little disappointed.
I’m not kidding when I say this, but they are called blue footed boobies
look them up
Welcome to the party! We’re almost out of refreshments, but glad you could make it.
I love that pig!
See if you can get ahold of blueashke above and get her name. Maybe you can look her up!
I can’t believe I got all the way to the bottom of the comments and no one has made a Ms. Choksondik joke yet. So there it is.
HAH! I get it! Blue Footed BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!! This belongs on So Much Pun! HAHAHAHAH!!!! Excuse me please while I fall down and laugh uncontrollably. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
vey punny
God… damnit. I cannot un-see that.
Arghhhhh!!! She is melting!!!!
please tell me thats a dude. because if not, she REALLY needs to put a bra on lol
Why not if it’s a man?
I see what you did there…
this makes me feel bad for the birds which are name Blue-footed Boobies
Ironically
The birds are called ‘blue footed boobies’ & yes they are real.
thank you
Why didn’t you say thank you to the other 300 people who said it?
<.< she looks easily bruised
The only thing I can think of is Stewie singing on that damn banjo, “My fat baby loves to eat…with her big ol’ Buddha belly and her breasts swing past her feet!”
I’ve got blisters on me fingers!!!
boobies or not…they’re sure heading south for winter O_O
My hair just turned white. Thanks internet.
Is it the joke that the little nipple would be the seagull’s pen 15?
its a blue footed booby look it up
Don’t be f*ckin’ condescending, okay? You’re NOT better than the mod. Try this on for size: she DID know what kind of bird it was, and was being sarcastic. Now don’t you look like an ass*ole?
It’s a guy, right?
Please?
Would that make it any better?
She knew that. It was a joke.
Duh.
omg that bout blined meh dere fore ad seckond
Why to bother censoring? These look more like male boobs D:
The ironic this is…those birds are called boobies.
Yup, love the pun – but this does illustrate quite nicely one of the – er – unfortunate consequences of tattoo placement
ok i get y they put the tat on that certain body part the birds are called blue footed boobies ya I know giggle all u want when I first heard this in 6th grade whenever we looked at a poster of them we’d giggle
Wait, lemme get in on this too:
“They’re called BOOBIES, people, geddit???”
*eyeroll*
ITS THE BLUE FOOTED BOOBIE!!!!!!
no,seriously… thats what theyre called
that which was seen cannot be unseen
…..What the Hell?
Blue Footed Boobies!!!! Go Darwin- Go Darwin
wtf? what retards think this is a man – its a fucking a woman for gods sake! Those boobs are saggy and stretched from hardcore breastfeeding, not from a bloke being overweight. Unless it was a guy with serious hormonal problems, that is definitely a woman
The birds are “blauwvoetgent”. Just google picures of that word
(It’s dutch btw)
Um, so, is that a man or a woman?
And those birdies (when not tattooed on that person’s body) are ADORABLE! I WANT ONE! lol
Beautiful!
you couldn’t pay me enough to click on the uncensored version.
I think that’s a dude. And those are Blue Footed Boobies!
THEY ARE?! You’re kidding! How did you know?
Haha bluefooted boobies on boobies lawls
Blue footed boobies on boobies! Hahahaha
They’re blue-footed boobies. It’s actually a legit species: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_Booby
are you sure?
It’s the Blue-footed Booy, of course.
not quite
blue footed boobies…hahahaa
Its a booby thats what the bird is called. So its a booby on a booby ;p
O RLY? Thanks for that.
Those poor birds… they will never see their pretty feet , except on the way past, I suppose……..
its a Blue footed boobie
*Shoots self in head*
The birds are called Blue Footed Boobies.. That’s just a horrible tattoo, gagged when I saw it.
Although she has ugly tattoos, I respect her sense of humor and her bravery.
they are boobies on boobys, or is it the other way ’round?
BTW they’re Blue Footed Boobies….and yes it’s a real bird!
*Gouges own eyes out with fork*
She has two big blue footed boobies right above her pot belly pig.
*sigh* Blue-footed boobies @__@ not quite as awesome as originally thought!
Those are blue-footed boobies, hence why they’re on her… boobies :/
*Rips all her hair out and jumps through plate glass window*
Indeed–blue footed boobies. And while I’m all for the natural look, if my boobs looked like that I would get them taken up a little!
its a blue footed boobie, look it up! its native to the galapagos islands i think.
clever..
*Jumps in front of bus*
they are called Blue footed boobys :p
*Shoots self in head again*
@ just visiting: Hey, it’s a……..Chinese Pig! And you thought I was going to say boobies!
Touche, kitty. You got me. Thanks for the laugh.
They’re blue footed boobies! Come on guys! DONT YOU GET IT?!
Ah yes, a rare species known as the Blue Footed Moobies. they are a very close relative of another bird, more commonly found on rocks then fat men’s chest’s.
BLUE FOOTED BOOBIES!!
the birds are blue footed boobies why this was done we will never know
No, I think you’re the only one who doesn’t know. Everybody else gets the joke. But thanks for playing.
I’ve always wanted to be a biologist that specialized in the Blue Footed Boobie. That way, when I go to scientific conventions, I can introduce myself as a “Boobie specalist.”
Well The Blue Footed Booby Bird Was One Of My Favorites, Until I Saw This… Bummer.
It takes a lot for me to drop my jaw, I was so stunned when I saw this. I couldn’t move for a minute. That is beyond atrocious!
I kinda wish it was just the blue feet peeping out from between the teats. I’m sorry, but you nurse your boobies into that shape, they’re teats.
Those are blue footed boobies and one of many bird species to commit siblicide! Woot! I guess you can say it’s one type if boobie that doesn’t want to be in a pair!