Submitted by: Frankster
I really hope this comes with a gift receipt. Maybe I can exchange it for something I’ll get more use out of, like NEVER HAVING SEEN THIS PICTURE.
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If This Tat Could Talk
Biscuits-72 on Sexy Body: Ruined mom2mla on Ass: Ruined Jovndøyr on Keep it in Your Magazines Kinseth on Do I Have Enough Piercings to … kindness on Keep it in Your Magazines Ry on Sexy Body: Ruined Jovndøyr on Straight From the Hood Jovndøyr on Glow Worms? Jovndøyr on Sexy Body: Ruined AL on Played in the Key of Razor…
Couldn’t have made the ribbons bigger to cover the spider veins? Gross!
I hate the whole concept, but like the colour and shading of the ribbon itself.
My sympathy to the person who had to spend that much time leaning over someone elses arse crack though.
i don’t know if i agree with that, it is well done if its supposed to look like a metalic plastic bow, it lost its “clothness” somewhere with all the shading.
oh shi- I thought they were boobs!
*fap fap fap*
Wait. What??
Wow… apparently you don’t see many boobs. Or Butts. Then again, that may be a good thing…
Love the tattoo, hate the placement.
Did they at least keep the receipt?
that is not a spider vein, it is just a vein under pale skin…yeesh! Actually it is not bad overall, not my taste but not so bad….but it will be in 30 years! those ribbons will get longer and….ick!
I’d like to return this please; it has a crack.
They need to add a gift receipt to this tattoo.
Is anybody else having issues with everything on the site looking huge? It’s like I tried to enlarge the text and photos, but I didn’t.
This photo is extra traumatizing at 200%.
I think they have recently changed the formatting, at least of the comment text.
I feel sorry for you. That person is clearly not in the best of health…spotty and stretchy (not that I’ll hate on that…childbearing/weight gain and loss doesn’t make you ineligible for tattoos), but I WOULD like this tattoo if it weren’t so garish and huge. A cute little bow with trailing ribbons would be sweet. A giant asshat is not.
…what are you responding to? Anybody’s ass is a little freaky up close, especially when it has a giant, tacky tattoo on it.
Yeesh
To clarify, “asshat” is referring to the enormous bow on top of the butt in question. But, the butt in question is also made worse because it is unappealing, or at least badly photographed.
For the record: I don’t think this is a particularly awful ass. It’s just kinda scary when it basically takes up my entire screen.
for some reason i want to think this is a guys ass.
That’s either boobs or an ass. If it’s the first one, it won’t end well. If it’s the second one: Bravest tattoo artist ever.
You’re not serious, are you? I don’t care where you’re from, you’ve never seen boobs if you think there’s any possibility that they could look like this. This screams padunkadunk from a mile away.
Haha seriously! XD
real tiny on facebook i thought it was boobs at first.
You’re not very familiar with tattooing or even pictures of tattoos, then. Just a simple image search for ass tattoos will prove that. There are much worse tattoos on asses out there, many of which are really bad tattoos on gnarly asses. The bravest tattoo artists are the ones who do inkwork around someone’s anus. Look for those while you’re at it. They exist.
AAAHHH!!! The horrible butterfly woman!!! Thanks, Anna, I’d almost forgotten… *barfypukegag*
LOL! One of the ones I’m referring to is the awful “tribal sun” (for lack of better words) nmf mentioned. I’ve seen two others that are tattooed that include the anus, as in the artist probably had to deal with a target that moves involuntarily at times (I know mine did when I saw the picture). One of those is a tattoo that covers the person’s entire area between the legs and ass. ALL of it, and it’s quite colourful.
Ouch.
Eeewww, tribal!
You’d probably hate it even more upon seeing it. At first glance, people I’ve shown the picture to think it’s a woman. That is, until … well, you’ll just have to see for yourself.
The bow is very well done. The ass…. Not so much…
Oh,……it will be.
You sly boots, you.
Not quite what I meant… lol
It could be worse, there could be a sprig of mistletoe in there
That would be funny. And wretchedly hideous. But funny.
Love the bow. Love the colour, and the shading.
As for the stretch-mark covered ass…not so much. What an odd place to put a bow.
if its on a girl it could be cool but if its on a guy … just why?
Why does this make me think of a bridesmaid’s dress?
Or a 1970s prom dress.
gotta admit… the bow does manage to pretty up the whole general “area” there. that’s something.
NICE STRETCH MARKS N GRANNY VEINS ,WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS OUT THEIR..GROSS..ALTHOUGH I PROBABLY WOULD HIT IT ,,,,,BUT IM A PIG…CUTE BUT A PIG ..LOL
Don’t worry toots, we could tell you were a pig.
PS your caps lock key seems to be stuck.
Little known fact: pigs can’t read lowercase letters.
Well I’ll be damned.
You are an idiot.
Someone tried to copy Jessica Alba. They just thought “bigger is better”. Otherwise I find the ribbon nicely done. Like the radiant colors.
I love the English language, whereby that bow is on the stern.
heehee
Niiiiiice!
It is a very pretty ribbon. I wish I could tie one that looked like that.
God’s gift to women
Is it suppose to be like Sailor Moon’s bow on the back of her costume??
Thanks for making an appearance! We love it when the tattoo owner shows up.
are you male or female? the picture doesn’t quite show enough….
Christmas comes but once a year. That tattoo is forever!
you cant fix stupid. STUPID IS FOREVER!
Aren’t you glad you’re not Christmas?
badump.
BEEWWWWBBBBSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Really, about as gay as a tat could be. Not that there is anything wrong with that. My arse, with a pretty red ribbon around it.
Terrible idea.
Fantastic artist!