Oh, sweet, all the fixings for a guinea pig salad. My favorite! Okay, you start chopping and I’ll make the dressing. Where do you keep your Nutria-Sweet?
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Archive for March, 2011
You Got the Stupid Part Right
Mar. 31, 2011
Yes, that chest says “Stupid Lamb.” This particular stupid lamb looks like she’s desperately trying to make it into Edward’s Top 8 on MySpace.
Via: Facebook
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Not Winning
Mar. 31, 2011
What’s worse than getting a Charlie Sheen tattoo? Getting a really bad Charlie Sheen tattoo. Rose McGowan’s plastic surgeon must have done this one while he was drunk on tiger blood–spiked 4 Loko.
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Not When it Comes to Proofreading, Apparently
Mar. 31, 2011
But hey, don’t get yourself down about it. It’s just a gigantic error that completely undermines the intended message of your overly self-serious tattoo, making you look like a total ass. No bigs.
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Lost Dignity
Mar. 30, 2011
OH how I would love it if ALL of the tattoos that litter my inbox were clearly labeled with their bearer’s motivation. It would save me a lot of mental anguish if I didn’t have to wonder whether or not something was the result of lack of nurturing as a child, or a drug-fueled lapse in judgment, or having been molested by the Easter Bunny.
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The Dino Party Continues
Mar. 30, 2011
I was led to believe that dinosaurs became extinct because of some cataclysmic seismic or astronomical event. But apparently it was their reckless penchant for playing electric instruments near bodies of water.
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No More Spellcheck
Mar. 30, 2011
Surely this is just an unfinished homage to the recently discontinued board game Heroscape. Yeah, that must be it.
Shhhh, just let me have this one.
Via: My friend Phil. He proudly posted this on Facebook.
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How Much You Wanna Bet I Have a Monocle That Hangs Below the Knee?
Mar. 30, 2011
Some people reacted to this with revulsion. Other thought it was hilarious.
And at least one person apparently said, “I’ll take it!”
Via: Tatto studio's Facebook page
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Praise Jebus!
Mar. 29, 2011
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Here’s a little something awesome to help wash away the memory of the things we’ve seen today. Let us all pray to Jebus for forgetness.
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This Tattoo Blows
Mar. 29, 2011
Uh . . . Well. Isn’t that, um . . . MY what shiny hair she has! Do you use Pantene?
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If This Tat Could Talk
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