That’s disgusting. Smoking is really bad for you.
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Archive for February, 2011
I Don’t Want Any Currency That’s Dispensed from This ATM
Feb. 23, 2011
Oldest trick in the book. Get an ATM keypad tattooed on your ass and then stand next to a bank of machines late at night when people are too drunk to notice where they’re sticking their cards. I’m not falling for that. Not again.
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And if “Your” Going to Get a Tattoo with Text in it . . .
Feb. 23, 2011
. . . at least take someone literate along with you to your appointment.
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Exit Only
Feb. 23, 2011
Methinks he doth protest too much. No matter. When he finally does get around to coming out of the closet, he can always add “Trucks and Buses Excepted” to the bottom.
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Now I Wish I’d Never Learned to Read
Feb. 22, 2011
And if you can read this, then you know that I really wish you would put your clothes back on before taking a dip in a bathtub full of Krazy Glue.
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If at First You Don’t Succeed, Triy, Triy Again
Feb. 22, 2011
This HAS to be ironic. Right? Please?
Submitted by: Refe Lemele
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Tattwins
Feb. 22, 2011
A commitment to matching all of your tattoos with your twin might seem like a good idea, until one of you decides that he needs to get a tramp stamp of his dead cat, Missy.
Bonus twins after the jump. Click to see more… »
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Um, W? And Then, Uh . . . Six?
Feb. 22, 2011
I once had a nightmare that it was 1987 and I was in a Turkmenistan DMV waiting in a two-mile-long line to renew the registration on my Yugo/receive my cotton ration. Then it turned out that I was actually awake and at the real DMV, the line was three miles long, and the east-of-the-Iron-Curtain aesthetic was totally unironic. And there was no cotton ration.
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It’s Always Tea Time Somewhere
Feb. 21, 2011
Oh good. Could I get some McVitie’s chocolate digestives with mine? Love those things.
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I’ll Get You, He-Man!
Feb. 21, 2011
I would like to thank all of my British readers for sending in this picture. And I mean it when I say that I would like to thank ALL of you, because I think literally every single one of you sent this in.
Anyhoo, apparently this bloke’s got everyone’s Yorkshire pudding in a wad (I talk just like the Queen, yeah?) after appearing on the English equivalent of Springer with a sad attempt at Zombie-Boy beauty bunged onto his face. Cheerio!
Speaking of Springer, my college roommate used to be able to predict what the audience was going to chant at least ten seconds before they started chanting it. Nothing keeps you awake through Middlemarch like hearing “WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS” through your bedroom wall. I wonder if they do the same thing on The Jeremy Kyle Show. “WE FANCY LESBIANS! WE FANCY LESBIANS!”
Via: www.thesun.co.uk
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