That’s disgusting. Smoking is really bad for you.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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whats the best thing to come out of a penis?
a wrinkle.
so anyway why the hell is this penis so wrinkley?! and the scrotum is just sad and deflated. how old do you have to be for your junk to look like that >.<. and why is there tribal looking smoke?(yes that bothers me)
I guess that is what smoking does to you…. Loss of eyesight and wrinkles…
How apropos!
Thanks… I hadn’t considered that aspect…
(Cleans glasses)
THAT’S yourc question after seeing that?!
and what is that monocle connected to? And WHY, just WHY!
At first glance I thought it was a bellybutton–not that that makes any sense. But it seems to just be a red spot.
I mean, don’t YOU attach your monocle to your red spot (don’t really answer that)?
LMAO, good googley moogley! I was thinking it was a nipple, but on further inspection, not so certain.
Its part of the tattoo made to look as if the chain is attached under the skin.
It’s an old man’s penis, they tend to droop after a while. Not just the pene the whole package..
how old?! thats just sad, one more thing i have to worry about getting older, thanks.
I’m going to make my husband get botox in his balls then. I want them to be smooth and tight like eggs….
O.O
;D
NomNomNom.
The veins are a nice, realistic touch. I’m so very sad we can’t tell on what body part this tattoo has been etched.
complete guess but i would say leg for some reason. maybe anna will blow it up and tell us based on how the hair seems to be growing.
ha!
U JELLY?
actually curious.
Okay. I’m almost certain it’s on a limb, and if I absolutely had to make a guess: upper right thigh.
I agree…And I find myself praying that it’s a guy.
I may have been spending too much time on here, but wouldn’t it be funny if it were on a woman’s upper-right thigh?
Like “Oh, you thought I was a woman? *poses like she has some Captain in her* Fooled you! *waits for horrified response* Fooled you again! It’s a tattoo!”
Receiving heterosexual oral may be out, though. Depending on the guy.
Y’know, now that I typed it out, it doesn’t seem funny at all. Oh well, I’ve gone to all the trouble, so I’ll submit it for your consideration.
LOL, it would be kind of funny….My mind can’t wrap around the idea of any woman having tattoos of peni (I’ll spell it how I want)…Straight, I can’t see it appealing to potential partners; gay…it wouldn’t appeal to potential partners. But the skin doesn’t look like a guy’s. For that matter, I don’t know why a guy would have one either.
Especially since we already HAVE one. Ha! See what I did there.
Urz iz tatted on? Rough dealz bro!
I have always wondered why it was always flaccid, now I know why!!!
I’d say it’s pretty definitely a guy. I say upper thigh, but looking at it again, it could otherwise be inner right upper arm.
Found the original.
It’s definitely a well-done piece of work…the texture is so detailed I find myself wanting to touch it lol. It’s silly, and repulsive, which makes it fascinating to me.
If ever you think to yourself, “You know what would make a great tattoo? A super wrinkly old man package wearing a monocle while smoking a big Sherlock Holmes pipe!” you should get in the car and drive to the nearest mental health facility.
I just can’t with this one.
it is kinda funny, strange and a little gross but funny.
The only thing I like about this is the bad rug on top. Makes me think of Uncle Lewis from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
Uncle Lewis: Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
Clark: Aw, you didn’t have to get me anything.
Uncle Lewis: Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.
Priceless.
Thank you so much for drawing my attention to that. I could have lived my whole life without realizing that it featured a toupee
That’s gross to look at once, let alone for a lifetime.
Tattoo choices reveal so much about a person.
And in many cases, too much about them.
Too true.
eeewwww
What WHAT is the monocle supposed to be connected to?! Is it growing out of the skin? I imagine the penis just shuffling by, seeing a monocle dangling out of this person’s body, and deciding “Well by gum, that looks like a good place to smoke!”
I would never have such a tattoo myself- but I really like it (as a picture). Perhaps because I have seen waaaaaaaay too many old guy penii (in a medical setting) and this is the funniest one ever!
And I have certainly seen some funny looking ones.
Um…is this what an old guy’s package really looks like?
Indeed.
I alway thought Buzz Killington was a prick.
When ever you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, will be found on UgliestTattoos.com.
I’ve come to the conclusion that with this site, there is no such thing as impossible.
Not that this one really plumbs the depths, but we never seem to hit the bottom. Every time I have thought so, I have had to eat my words.
Plumb the depths? Oh, dear. There you go again, Mr Potty Mouth.
You did that last one on purpose, though! I hope LOL!
You caught me. The benefit of retaining the maturity of a thirteen year old forever.
I know, right? I just…don’t understand… People have way more money than brains around here. (The tattooees, not the commenters of the tattoees.)
His way of saying his balls are smokin’?
It’s the new version of the tracheotomy. Much more easily concealed.
lollity lol lol.
Scroteotomy, perhaps ??
Makes a change from the line ‘Blowing smoke out of your ass’
Lol Could be Clap lol
I’m sorry, but once again, I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND why the HELL people get tattoos of penises!!!!!!! (Yes, I was yelling. The confusion is that great.)
I saw a guy at the gym who had a tattoo of a penis ON HIS PENIS. I don’t like staring at other men’s penises, but it was like looking at a car wreck where someone had their head lopped off, I couldn’t turn away. Too freaky.
”I don’t like staring at other men’s penises” –> Please, shut it :’-)
Whoever drew this one up put a LOT of work into the drawing and the execution is pretty great. I like the tribal smoke. The lines are clean and seem to have been done in one stroke. The coloring is quite good, particularly in the glass of the monocle.
I would say that this is the best penis with monocle and pipe tattoo you could possibly get. (I feel lucky to be able to write such an absurd sentence and have it be on-topic)
Done in one stroke, eh? Sorry. My mind’s in the gutter now. I
lay blame ongive credit to Jam.Check the link posted up above that goes to the tattoo artist’s page for this tattoo. You can see more of his work on there. He does some nice old style linework and shading.
Mom, You never explained why Dad doesn’t look like any of us kids. We all smoke pipes.
Really odd way to cover up a no-longer wanted tribal tattoo.
Not only is smoking bad for it, it’s been linked to impotence. So the old solider won’t be standing to attention any time soon.
Soldier*
You religious feces.
Penis (and not just this disgusting one): Ugliest. Thing. EVER. :’-)
Habitual weed smoking shrinks the balls, so tobacco obviously…elongs them?
Take me to the vag Jeeves.
Wise old balls.
Oh Mr. Snuffleupagus time has not been kind to you.
Uncle Otto!
I know the guy that this tattoo is on. He’s a tattooer.. The monocle is coming out of a skin tear.
Easily one of the funniest guys I know. And this was done by a very talented tattooer at his shop.
Serious tattoos bum me out.
Well, flaccid penis tattoos bum me out. So we’re even.
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sadly enough i had a doctor whose nose was shaped like the penis… at first i thought he had a penis on his face and was really freaking out (was in for a pap so really freaky to me)