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Submitted by: Bandit
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Submitted by: Unknown
Well these don’t exactly look like contenders for the Kentucky Derby. Can tattoos be sent to the glue factory?

Submitted by: Unknown
Here’s a little something for those of you who can only get off to chix with dix and heads made of brix. A small but distinct segment of the population.

Submitted by: Unknown
*Gets out teddy bear.*
Now, Toad, show me where the man in green touched you.

Hey! I got my high school varsity letter in food too! And before you write that off as the pseudo-achievement of a lazy fat person with nothing better to do after school than eat nachos while watching Mama’s Family reruns, you should know that I also had to keep my grade point average above a 2.0 in order to be eligible to participate in athletics.
Submitted by: Unknown

And sometimes it’s hell just trying get a decent tattoo.
Submitted by: Anni
Via: Facebook

Is it possible for a hand to have a coke a problem? I think it’s time for an intervention, but it’s really hard when the left foot isn’t on board.
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: Live Once Tattoo on facebook

Remember all those times that your aunt Gertie would give you a Circus Peanut and, before you had the chance to say or do anything, your mom would pipe in with “What do you sa-aaaaay?”?
Sometimes that did more harm than good.
Submitted by: Unknown

“Leave me out of this.” — Jesus
Submitted by: Unknown

Well this is just terrible. I don’t know whether to dunk it in cocktail sauce or slather it with A-1.
Submitted by: Unknown