This is just ridiculous. Everyone knows that unicorns prefer rap.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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If it weren’t for the Gem-inspired guitar, I would like this tattoo.
Gibson Explorer. They have a great sound. I have a purple one and a blue one.
Wonder if Ozzy would get this tattoo ??
Only if Sharon let him.
He’d just have to promise to not bite the heads off of any more of her psycho punt dogs for crapping in the den.
Pfft. Yngwie Malmsteen would play that better.
That’s Yngwie “Fucking” Malmstein to you dear sir. This tattoo is wundebar except for the blood part.
Malmsteen. He’s Swedish, not German.
Yngwie blows. He plays the same scalar BS over and over. wheedly wheedly look at me, I’m Yngwie!
Vinnie Moore. There’s an artist. You can have your Yngwies, Randys and what’s his name with the two tone shoes. You know – the stuck up crappy Jap guy who’s name escapes me right now – played for Ozzie. Couldn’t write decent metal to save his life. Anyway – Vinnie is the best.
A death metal scyth/guitar playing blue unicorn with a jewel in its head might be an improvement after what we’ve seen lately. But not a big one.
That looks like a Hammer & Sickle to me, not a jewel. That gives it yet another weird dimension.
Toki Wartooth’s tattoo!!
I love you.
Marry Me?
Hey he’s mine
that’s one My Little Pony that never made it to production…
Robot Unicorn Attack disagrees with you, good sir. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if this was a RUA homage tattoo.
That was power metal, not heavy metal . . . but yeah, I agree.
Technically, the tattoo doesn’t specify, it just says “metal”.
Haha, that’s what I thought too.
That was my thoughts too.
This tattoo is so full of ownage, it’s making my eyeballs bleed.
wats wrong wf likling unicorns and metal? i du!!! tho the unicorn wud b waaay mre brutal if it was wearin corpsepaint that wud b lol!!!!!
English, please?
No, don’t bother.
That’s no unicorn; it’s a horse with his forelock twisted up and heavily gelled. It’s all the rage among the “cool” equines.
Obviously.
They got it from that new show “Jersey Horse”.
lol
Jersey horse would be orange, this is a horse of a different colour.
Please, don’t give producers any more ideas.
I like this. The skeleton hands are a nice touch. It just bothers me a little that the guitar neck/scythe handle is so short.
It’s just about right for the guitar, but it’s warped.
It might be the right length to shred, but it seems to short for soul-harvesting.
A baritone neck for soul harvesting? Nah. That’s for playing drop-tuned chugga chugga stuff. Shredding can even be done on a 3/4 scale if you have skinny fingers. Then you don’t need to stretch as far. I can’t shred. I don’t want to.
lol.
Could the inference of “Death Metal” be pushed any harder? Come on whoever, some of us get it. Ok?
Being blue and yellow, this is obviously a Swedish unicorn. Swedish unicorns are way more into metal than rap.
Hahaha, I know this guy. Hes a huge tool bag.
Are people getting these just to be posted on this site? Come on, now!
Yeah people either love me or hate me…Personally I dont give a fuck
That tattoo is awesome. I know the guy who has it and he’s had it for several years. He is by far one of the best people I know.
This tattoo reminds me of the joke: “How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
Answer: This Tattoo