You guys remember this lady, right? Well I just thought I’d give you a quick update: it appears that the Pattinson Count is now up to four. FOUR Robert Pattinsons on her back. Well, I’m assuming that the guy on the lower left, visible in the previous post, is RPattz, but maybe it’s Zach Morris.
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It looks like a sharpie.
What is a sharpie? I know only little boat called ‘sharpie’…
a marker
Thanks a lot!
As a person with a tiny star trek tattoo I can’t judge…
Oh. Wait. You’re almost 50 lady and you’re reading a book for 13 year olds? Harry Potter, fine–it’s actually well written even if I don’t love the series–but you ma’m have traveled a bridge too far.
Agreed. At least it’s fairly well done, I guess.
ZOINK – try again. Potter books are not well written especially for anyone over 13.
Better than Twilight…
Also, considering that I have books that I read as a little girl (6-7) that are used in schools for kids in the 13-16 range…obviously reading as a whole has become much less stressed in schools. Sigh…television and the internet are lowering everyone’s IQs!
You were probably just ahead as a child. Besides, nowadays, the stress in ELA classrooms is analysis and application, not forcefeeding students bigger vocabulary words. Truth is, the books that you read at that age are probably much more beneficial for teachers and students to use than the drivel that’s supposed to be suited for their age.
Well, perhaps, but my point was more along the lines of books written with the ages of 6-7 on the cover are now re-published with ages 12-14 on the cover.
Completely true. My son is learning stuff at grade seven that I was taking in grade nine, and I remember my dad telling me when I was a teen when I was taking trig in grade 10 or 11 that he took it in first year university.
bite me.
I have to agree with that. I admit I read the Harry Potter series. But I got sick of counting how many times “Harry looked at Snape with loathing”. That sentence appears at least 12 times in each book. That, and Snape is always saying things “silkily”. Mmmkay.
i’m with kitty. next time someone tells you the HP books are good for adults too, ask them what other books they’ve enjoyed. in most cases, the answer will be illuminating. jk rowling is the luckiest author alive.
his dark materials by pullman is what i would call well written for kids or adults.
I’m eighteen, and call myself an adult for the sake of a pointless discussion here.
I think the Harry Potter-books are well-written, and as for other books I’ve read and enjoyed: His Dark Materials, the Outlander series, seven or eight books by Stephen King, Lord of the Rings, Perfume, two or three by Paolo Coelho, and a lot of others I can’t think of now.
As for the luckiest author alive I would say Stephanie Meyer, also bringing us back on the subject of the damned tattoo: Why are grown women attracted to books with a plot so thin and a “romance” so idiotic it got on my nerves to the extreme when I read it a few years back and was in the target group of teenage girls?
This is why…
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
THAT WAS SO INCREDIBLY CORRECT AND BANG ON!!!!! Seriously, I will have to print that out and give it to all my annoying Twilight-loving associates so I can stop trying to explain how bad the books are.
errr… why would you do something like that, exactly? They’re READING something, not watching “Real Housewives of Ankh-Morpork”; that’s a giant step forward.
Is it great literature? Hill, no. But what are YOU reading (Man, that fifth canto of “La Commedia” is a knee-slapper, right? And how about that George Orwell — oink, oink, yeah!)?
God bless the Oatmeal.
The story is not just for 13 year olds…it just means it is age appropriate for 13 and up….r where ever they shelve this set in the library. I believe it is in young adult readers (age14-21). What it means is it is not appropriate for children under that age. I’m 31 …studied ancient classical literature and yet I still enjoy Dr. Seuss’ The Cat and the Hat just as much as Homer’s Iliad and Odyssey just on different levels =)
1 of them is Jacob.
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There’s another Pattinson on her left side, you can see it in the older picture.
I’m still only counting three RPattz, two bellas, and a Jacob.
They are referring to a picture of him that is on the other side of her body (click the link titled “this lady” and you’ll see it.
Eu realmente não acredito que alguém tatuou personagens do filme Crepúsculo nas costas…. uma coisa pra vida inteira…
What a d-bomb?!?!
Maybe she’s in love with one of them little gay fellas and she needs to give him something to look at to keep him aroused when he’s smashing her back doors in.
She’ll never get it doggy-style again. I doubt there’d be a man who can stare at this and maintain an erection. Straight, bi or gay.
+ 10,000 internet points!!
Atleast they’re well-done tattoos, and she can try to claim in 6 months that it’s her grandkids when she realizes what a shithead she is for getting that on her back
Can you imagine being married to that? In wedding vows, they never mention anything about “for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, in Twilight or in sanity…”
“in Twilight or in sanity” that is the best thing I heard all day
You can tell she’s crazy…by the picture of the cat hanging above the mirror.
Ooooh! I missed that. You are so right. I was already thinking she was dfinately not married but the cat picture just puts is over the top…
And that wallpaper – WTF?
The wallpaper is just like everything else British, they’ve only just discovered the 1980s over there and that’s the bleeding edge of style. Just like my other comment about awful haircuts.
Mmmm, generalise more please. It’s more like the 80′s are making a comeback around the western world. Hence the recent releases of the A-Team, Tron etc etc etc etc ET FUCKING CETERA!
Style is entirely subjective, and you will find that different countries have different fashions. STOP TOUTING YOUR DELUDED VIEW THAT WHATEVER YOU’VE EXPERIENCED IS THE NORM AND EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED, FLAYED, BURNT, BROKEN AND REMADE INTO YOUR IMAGE OF NORMALITY.
To keep this even vaguely relevant, Twilight sucks. So do you.
“Twilight sucks” sez you, and who cares?
“So do you”. Nice talk; you know amanda, do you?
Yeah, “generalize more please”.
I looked up at the picture of the cat, and laughed so hard I spit out my food.
I want that picture.
and I second the “WTF” to that wallpaper – that’s the wallpaper every grandma had in 1987. As I remember, anyway.
OMG, the framed cat is awesome. And the wallpaper… it’s definitely cooler than the tattoo. More retro anyways. And REMOVABLE.
Gosh, this is awful on so many levels – except the execution of the tattoo perhaps.
oh f….
well,now we know what picture will show up when you look up “twilight mom” in the dictionary.
agree with easol,poor husband.
Great eye! Twilight tats and a cat portrait = get a real hobby. You have also have to give her props for her “Risky Business” glass egg collection.
can’t we stay with the pugs?
Agree!
Oh for f*ck’s sake…………… A book and a movie moved you so much that you would commit to a giant backpiece? I love the Beatles and the Stones. I mean really love. I have a Beatles wallet. I used to have the the Stones’ tongue logo on my car’s rear glass. Yeah I even considered a tongue logo tattoo.(Too cliche, I decided) Lots of T-Shirts.
And I don’t get it. I only read the first book(not the series) cuz it sucked. I didn’t even finish it. But whatever. To each thier own, I guess.
finish it.
I’ve been greatly affected by several works of fiction in the past, I can understand getting tattoos inspired by a work of fiction once you’ve been inspired by same (though it’s not really my bag.)
But this is the cheesiest, most ham-fisted possible way to do it, and while I haven’t read the books or seen the movies, and never will – the subject of this tattoo is shitty. It might actually be the gold standard of crap.
*their*
Psst, no matter what the internet tells you, that’s not a big deal. You’re not publishing that comment, it can have a typo or two.
indeed, it’s not as if you wrote to each *there own
My fav is when people type “they’re own”…
STANDARDS! No compromise! The line of Civilization WILL be held!
And I love the crazy cat picture (or is it a tapestry sampler? That would be more precious still) above the mirror, and the peculiar tchotchkes on the mantelpiece. If Robert Pattinson is ever stabbed to death on his doorstep, I make this photo ‘crazed stalker suspect #1′. Bet she’s got a life-size doll of him in the basement.
Well, that post gave me the shivers.
Is that thing on the right an Edward or Jacob? More importantly, why is it either one?!
Even more importantly, since at least Edward is supposed to be underage (I don’t know what age werewolf boy is supposed to be), why is nobody calling her out on it? If it were a 50 year old man covered in ‘hot’ pictures of underage teenage girls, there would be a lawsuit on the way.
As far as I remember from the twisnark I read, Edward is not supposed to be underage – he’s been a vampire for about a hundred years.
No, it’s Bella who’s underage. And dating a 100+ year old guy. Unfortunate Implications ahoy!
Jacob is a year or two younger than bella, like 15/16 years old.
and even if I loved getting tattoos and wanted to be the most tattoo’d person on earth, I’d get a full body cat before a single twilight tat. ugh.
I think it’s really just how young the actors are and the characters are supposed to be that makes it so disturbing. Pattinson was 22 when Twilight was made, and the character is supposed to be like 100, but he is presented as a teenage boy. That kind of obsession with someone presented as 17 is a little disturbing in anyone over about 25.
looks like the same lady
and i like the work, it’s well done.
this makes me very sad.
And it’s STILL not finished. See the flowers outlined to the right? It wouldn’t surprise me if she’d let another Bella head pop out from behind them or something.
love that …let another Bella head pop out…
whats wrong with the world?
Um..the artist did a lovely job. That’s all I can say.
what a twat.
Save some room, there are two more movies coming out!
That’s why she saved the two blank canvases on her chest.
She probably is reserving her front side for that. One Edward on each tit.
And Jacob peering wolfily from her thatch!
She… she is so proud of it. Why…WHY!!!
Anyone notice the hair?
The outdated, pseudo-Kate Gosselin/stuck in the 80s ‘do? Yeah. I did.
Ever been to the UK? Like, not London, but the smaller cities? Ugly haircuts are a competitive sport over there, and outdated, confused disasters are the cutting edge of British fashion right about now.
Heaven help us when the Brits finally discover the Mullet.
At least a trip there would be entertaining. When I relocated to the midwest in ’95, on our first trip to the grocery, I had to ask my roommate how I was supposed to tell the obvious lesbians from the straight women. They all looked like butches there. By the time I recalibrated my gaydar, I had to move back to Texas to care for my mother.
This is by far THE WORST tattoo I’ve ever come across. It kind of makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
Ummm… Have you looked around this site a bit….. At least it would be a nice moody woodland landscape, if it was not Twilight obsessed….
Not a flying genital in sight…
So what happens when the next poorly-written paranormal teen romance drivel is cranked out in a few years? Is she going to have to get the faces altered to match the new crop of pasty heartthrobs?
NO! NO! Stop it! You are too old for this.
I’d hit it.
with a shovel?
Well, we were told we’d be back to pics of flying penises. I think this counts.
The tattoo itself is beautifully done though, I think the tattoo artist has done a fantastic job with the pine trees, and incorporating all the elements together despite having to work with such dreadful subject matter.
The endless repetition of the characters is disturbing. And she’s not pulling off a montage effect – she’s ended up with a composition that looks like a bunch of clones standing together in a group..
She’s sure gone to a lot of work to distract from her muffin top.
I am going to have to see one of the movies. We keep having Twilight tattoos and while the movies and book sound like they suck, I can’t seem to summon up the energy to say much about the tattoos without first hand knowledge. I did laugh at this though:
Mind you, SK hasn’t written a good book in many, many years. But at least he did once, unlike that Mormon crank.
I don’t like everything that King has written for sure, but I am about half way through “Duma Key” and it seems to have a good dose of the old magic.
Is that for real? “Amazing booooook.”
I think that Stephen King made some real comments about the writing in the Twlight books. It apparently started a feud between some of their respective fans. I just stumbled on this, I’m not sure if the “Amazing boooK” part is distorted real audio from one of them or just the guys doing it having fun.
I’ll just wait for the Antoine Dodson remix then.
You are a sad pathetic person and I pity you.
This woman is going to be full of regret one day. TWILIGHT IS PATHETIC.
What is with the dismembered hand sticking out on the lower right side?
i was going to ask the same thing.
Why not just tattoo “I’m a homo” on your back
Is that Benecio Del Toro in the middle?
This was on BME as well. Apparently she got the tattoos done because Twilight motivated her to loose heaps of weight so she could get Edward Cullen tattooed on her stomach.. Hmm
No. It’s not well done. The likenesses are awful. That doesn’t look like Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner looks friggen constipated.
(insert huge rant about why movie character tattoos are a bad idea here) End rant.
This made the national newspapers in the UK along the lines of: “49-year-old gets first tattoo, and what a tattoo!” The lady in question indeed worships Twilight and is currently saving up her money to have the epic artwork continued frontside. So, Anna Rexia was quite right, this is not the end…
She has now made 100 percent sure no male will ever do her doggie.
I’m bored with Twilight tattoos. Where are all the ‘Saved By The Bell’ backpieces?
Ah, the moderator suggests that this might be just such a hybrid, I was thinking of an alternative Zack. If so, well done to the women for her vision!
It is truly terrible subject matter. And an awful idea for a tattoo. But it is actually quite skilled work. I wonder how the poor artist feels giving his all to make something so terrible look good
probably laughing all the way to the bank.
The bad thing is that the Twilight craze is fading fast, and eventually will disappear from memory along with MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, Backstreet Boys, Titanic, etc. And the sad thing is that in about 15-20 years someone will find it necessary to remake the Twilight movies using new actors.
I’d like to see Vanilla Ice tattoos from the ’80s. We need some of them.
This is another of those tattoos which are actually well drawn, but you have to wonder why anyone would choose to do this when they can get a poster for their bedroom instead.
FOUR! Four sparkly [s] vampires [/s] faeries ah ha ha
I failed -_-’
*FOUR! Four sparkly
vampiresfaeries ah ha ha*That had better fix it …
I am proud to say that i have never watched anything pertaining to Twilight, nor have I read anything other than posts on FailBlog. From reading all this, I’d say it is a very good thing. Something the majority of the planet’s population wishes it could claim.
It’s exceedingly well-done, but…
WHY TWILIGHT?
Again, while the subject of her tattoo is something I would never put on my body and while yes I did read the books I put them away when done and never looked back.
At least the tattoo is high quality and the desire for the tattoo encouraged her to loose 70lbs. So if this is the motivation she needed in her life to loose weight and get healthy (physically at least) then go her.
I agree!
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! She looks like my mother-in-law in the face. oh god….
um i only see 3 edwards. the one next to bella is jacob.
….fail
Sad…
i just think its funny that this is a fail site..pointing out peoples fails..and THEY made the fail. haha..makes me laugh
At least the tattoo is better quality than the books.
As much as I don’t like the twilight series…the tattoo is actually pretty impressive!
*headdesks*
why dear God why…
@EMILY click the ‘this lady’ link under the photo, you’ll see the other edward on the leftside. maybe you’re the FAIL?
for her sake, i hope this will not be a BIG regret later on. doubt it tho.
i didnt know if i clicked on that it would show another pic..MYBAD!
IM not a fail though..it was a simple mistake..i FAILED at not knowing there was another pic before i commented. and im not the only one on here who said 3 edwards. so im not the only one who didnt know about the link.
EW!
hmmmm.. i didnt know thees people of the twilight saga ppl would love it some much to the point to tattoo it all over their body.. same thing the guy who had the justin bieber tattoo on his leg :/
i can t believe that crap !!!! no brain people
i think its just 3 r.pats and one taylor…the guy in the middle with bella is jacob not edward…just saying
I hate that I know this, but there are only three RPats on her back, the one in the middle is Jacob, not Edward.
Thank you, lol
LOOK AT THE LINK UNDER HER PIC AND IT WILL SHOW ANOTHER ANGLE OF HER BACK AND THERE IS ANOTHER EDWARD. YES AT FIRST I SAID THERE WAS ONLY 3 BUT THEN I LOOKED AT THAT LINK AND SAW THERE WAS ANOTEHR ONE.
Well I primarily enjoy reading from classic writers (ie Homer, Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, Hawthorne, Paul the Apostle, Isaac Newton…etc ) but money doesn’t lie. How well the book has been written doesn’t matter. The story is what matters. Stephenie Meyer is what one would call a talented bard. You can argue as much as you want but the popularity says otherwise. People enjoy the story. I can’t say a cross word for her or J.K. Rowling. The number of people that began reading…that discovered they actually enjoy reading has went up tremendously after the Harry Potter books were published. It took me almost 10 years to finally sit down and read them but I was greatly impressed and could easily see the draw. Other young reader authors that have impressed me are Eoin Colfer, Christopher Paolini, Rick Riordan, and CS Lewis. No one says much about CS Lewis’s children’s books and how poorly they are written, but try reading and comparing them to the newer young authors and you might be surprised. But like I said it’s the stories that engross us. If we spend all our time on grammar then no book would be worth reading. Now that would be a sad day. Much worse then this lady’s poor back. Oh and as for her tattoo…I don’t really think Bella looks quite right in the mug shot. She almost favors Rosalie! But it’s her back and her choice I don’t care and it’s not for me to judge anyway.
if u look in the mirror u can see her nipple
im pretty sure thats her elbow dumbass..
K. The one in the middle is actually Jacob…Not Edward =]
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! I KNOW I WAS WRONG AND THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY 3 BUT LOOK UNDER THE PIC AND CLICK ON THE LINK THAT SAYS “THIS LADY” AND ITLL SHOW THE BEGINING OF THE TATTOO AT A DIFFERENT ANGLE AND THERE IS ANOTHER EDWARD. THEREFORE THERE ARE FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That tattoo is very well done… but I’m sure she will regret it soon.
I don’t think she’ll like that twilight story forever? =/
Kudos to the tattoo artist. Kristen Stewart looks better in this tattoo than she does in the movies
i thought it was 2 edwards and 2 of the other guy?
Good God! Her children (assuming she has any) must be sooo proud. Check out her reflection in the mirror. She looks so pleased with herself. The only person that should be pleased with this fiasco is the tattoo artist. I’ll bet he made an ass-load of money off this one.
That one by Bella towards the top, yeah, I think that’s supposed to be Jacob, the werewolf, not RPatz…. Is there a Robert I can’t see?