I’m not sure what’s worse: having a Pinocchio tattoo that uses your stromboli for his nose, or having a Pinocchio tattoo that uses your lampwick for his nose and not being the first one to have done it.
Uncensored image with just a hint of this gentleman’s John Worthington Foulfellow after the jump.
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First?!?!
I’m thinking shopped, but I don’t want to look at it ->hard<- enough to figure it out.
I’m thinking not shopped, but really really fresh. The whitish halo around Pinocchio (with red around that) is typical post-tattoo irritation. Part of me is curious to see what the, uh, “mouth” looks like.
I’m not.
Dammit all, now I’m curious, too.
probably has a cleft cin and a beard
*coffeescreen*
afterwards he was always known as Honest Bob
Oh, I think he’s pretty highly motivated to lie now.
Yeah, but Alca is saying: If he were lying it would be longer. He’ll always appear to be telling the truth.
nice
‘…does he have to use strings to get it to do anything…’
wat
I can’t imagine letting anyone close to my hoo-haa parts with a needle…how does one remain still through this??
Those of us that have had a vascectomy can tell you it ain’t fun!
Vasectomy that is. Hard to type on a netbook!
They prescribed me *Darvocets* for mine. One step up from Ibuprofen.
Talk about fun..
wimps…lidocaine. for during, motrine 800mg tid. for a week…then the pain starts. I’d rather the tattoo than go through that again.
fairly certain, boss, you won’t need to repeat the surgery.
I read this comment without having first read the rest of the conversation. My mind was blown.
“wtf”
My motivation to just wear condoms was increased.
Me too.
My grandpa once had a vasectomy. The day after he went to a baseball game and got hit by a fly ball. The force took out his stitches.
I’m glad I got girl bits.
I had an uncle who had one done at Sears. Every time he got an erection, his garage door went up.
WTF are ppl doing talking about vasectomies on here?!?!
It is fairly easy to stay still. The consequence of squirming is dire.
The licking cat censor is a nice touch.
He looks like he’s gagging to me. Poor kitty.
That’s what I was thinking. Or hacking up a hairball.
That was the best part of the whole image.
Brilliant!
wood pecker
Peckerwood.
Tell me a tale. Please do explain why your skin’s so pale.
WIN!!!!!!
I’m offended. I want the word removed from all dictionaries and books.
I’ve seen this one elsewhere.. LOL.. If I had this tattoo I’d never tell the truth.
So, when his “nose” is long, he’s lying?
If he refers to it as long, yes.
it looks like he has a beard!! gross
I bet his dates are really disappointed when they learn that Pinocchio only tells little white lies.
hahaha
^ LOL Nice
oh snap
Heehee!
…ew lol. Well at any rate, it’s very well done.
On top of old Smokey,
All covered in cheese.
I threw up my breakfast,
when Pinocchio sneezed.
BAHAHA!!!!!
Yesss
oh my God YES… WIN
Well played sir. Well played indeed.
What a peckerhead!
Lie to me baby….
it is like an Master Love bit..
Have never getting laid…ever,ever,ever again.
have fun *
i guess as a girl if i was drunk at a bar and i saw this i would think it’s funny for about the rest of the night. after that….no.
That’s all it takes. I’m sure he wouldn’t care how you felt when you wake up next to him hungover in the morning.
If he’s feeling frisky in the morning he might tell you that he cares.
Not that is very pertinent, but I spent too many years married to a lumberlady that did not enjoy chopping the morning wood. It is the best way to start a day.
Well how dare that woman have different sexual needs. Good thing she’s an ex now, huh!
That guy will never get another BJ because seriously, its pinochio’s NOSE you’re going down on, and he is LOOKING AT YOU IN SUPER CLOSE-UP!!! Nope, no way.
I thought the same thing. Shut your eyes and think of England applies her, I think.
Maybe the guy is gay!
How would that make any difference? Are you saying gay guys don’t mind being perved on by Disney characters whilst performing oral sex?
Have known several gay guys who would prefer it that way. Thankfully not all gay men are like them.
At least he has the dubious distinction of having the better Pinocchio, which is similar to having the prettiest rash in terms of getting you laid.
I predict NOBODY wants to look into this face during oral sex………….
I guess his balls would be Pinocchio’s chin.
I had the same mental image…like a Pinnochio/turkey hybrid. /shudder
Kinda like Peter Griffin?
ballchinian
So Pinoccio’s nose gets longer when dude lies.
“But I’m NOT gay!”
boink.
eskimo kiss just got another meaning…
Seriously – does he think his partners want to have this staring at them while performing oral sex?
Well, if he’s a pedophile…
WIN! I love that! =)
So, was there any ink-work done on the…. on the… the… the nose?
Hope not. He’d be sorry about it for a LLOONNG time.
Props on the J Worthington Foulfellow reference.
I wonder if he has Pinocchio’s crotch on his face…
It’s a well-done tattoo, but that is the last thing I’d want to look at while “getting intimate”…
Pinochio needs a shave
“Someday I’ll be a REAL boy”
Ha!
This brings a whole new meaning to “Sit on my face and tell me that you love me?!”
Also, “Sucking Face”!
Walt Disney is turning over in his grave, or freezer, wherever he is…
Sorry man, but I really don’t want one of my favorite childhood movies inside my vag.. or anthing else..
seriously? he had better find a real disney fanatic, or else hes never getting any again. i wouldnt let a guy with a tattoo like that within ten feet of me. its jus plain perverted. did he even think about what he was doing? *shudder*
A girl will know if he’s lying when he says “I love you” while she’s doing down on him because she’ll just start choking.
Are You lying or just happy to see me
I kinda just had a vision of snow white going to town on that :S
What did Pinocchio say to his girlfriend?
Sit on my face and I’ll tell you a lie.
Ew, imagine the sex. Like your squatting on Pinocchio’s face *throw up*
I’m slightly curious. There once was a bar conversation that made me wonder if guys could get tattoos on their…… their….. their… “pinocchio’s nose”. The subject was tattoos, and a guy pointed at a dude I know and said, “[dudes-name] should get GOODYEAR tattooed on his d*** because when it gets hard it’s the size of a blimp.” …It’s because the dude had a genetic problem/disorder cause him to be (like) literally hung like a horse.
…nobody there laughed…
C’mon, folks, Rule 34 still applies. You *know* there’s got to be someone who has always felt that special tingle about Pinocchio….
My bad, Rule 36.
I gotta say… all these genital noses make me wonder how Voldemort would look with a nose…
Win.
Well, if he ever lets his pubes grow back in, it’ll just look like his package has a hat.
* please can i be a real boy please *
I’d make him a “real boy”
I know this guy, his name is Marcus, he has no problem getting broads to blow him. He’s a fucking man whore, in the best kinda way. if you ever meet a Mexican dude named Marcus, in Long Beach, with tattoos all over his neck, ask to see Pinocchio. Then blow him, then give him a high five, and tell him “Mike says your welcome.”
…You are my hero.
The fact that you know that he has it makes me wonder how you know.
Walt Disney would be so proud
someone wants to be told lots of lies
Oh god no
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