
You know what’s ALWAYS a good addition to any tattoo? Drool.
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You know what’s ALWAYS a good addition to any tattoo? Drool.
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I would really like it if his other arm said “No Forgetness.”

Now, if you had wings and could fly, why would you bother riding a giant co . . . never mind.
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To be fair, minstrel-show–inspired corporate trademarks are delicious any time of day.
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I doubt that I would have even recognized this as a Scarface tattoo, had such things not been fresh on my mind.
But I’m glad that I did, because trying to figure out why someone would get a tattoo of Justin Bieber dressed as a member of Color Me Badd while chilling in my high school chemistry lab would have driven me nuts.
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Of course. The Tyrannosaurus rex had very small arms, so it just makes sense that he would have opted for a cupcake over a regular cake.
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A testament to the power of suggestion. I’m going to get “classy!” tattooed right above my Jerry Springer tramp stamp, just so people can stop suggesting that it’s anything but.
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Don’t get me wrong, I love Pee-wee. And, despite what you guys might think, I love tattoos. But what would it take for me to get a giant Pee-wee tattoo? More than a bucketful of PBR, that’s for sure.
Now, tell me what’s in the cooler and maybe we’ll talk.
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I was in a frat once. It was the worst ten minutes of my life. But then someone handed me a red plastic cup full of Bacardi and off-brand grape soda, and I actually don’t remember much after that.
I’m going to give this guy the benefit of the doubt and assume that he has a similar story.
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