
Well, it doesn’t look a whole lot like Reno, but it IS depressing. “Baby, let me stick my five-card stud into your video slot machine.”
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Well, it doesn’t look a whole lot like Reno, but it IS depressing. “Baby, let me stick my five-card stud into your video slot machine.”
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. . . when you’re too dumb to read a clock.
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I really wish I knew Meg, so that every time I saw her I could call her Marge, or Max. Or maybe say “I’m sorry, what was your name again?”
Yes, I am twelve years old.
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If you don’t get this tattoo, then I envy you for not having watched this movie over and over again on TBS for the last 48 hours.
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Yoda doesn’t make a very convincing Santa Claus. No wonder The Star Wars Holiday Special was so poorly received.

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Well kids, I’m feeling generous today, since I’m already drunk it’s Christmas, so here’s one more present for you: an awesome Elf tattoo. Say what you will about Will Ferrell, but if what you say is that he isn’t funny, then you and I aren’t friends anymore.

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Consider this my Christmas gift to you:


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Merry Christmas, you guys! Looks like someone was on Santa’s “Nice” list this year!

Well kids, tomorrow’s Christmas, a day that we spend with family and friends, watch children open presents, and eat cake studded with unnaturally colored fruit.
Time to start drinking.
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The idea that Santa Claus is coming to town has never seemed like such a threat until just now.