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I don’t know why you would consider this a fail. It looks like a perfectly dashing portrait of a young Marty Feldman if you ask me.
But the Celine Dion and Jon Leguizamo tattoos leave a little bit to be desired.
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Far out…nearly lost my tea looking at that leg this is etched on….is this an ex All Blacks prop?
Ah, it’s a leg?
Well, that solves the mistery.
Now we need to know what does Arnold Schwarzenegger with the black guy and the goth girl on the same tatoo…
That thigh deserves that tattoo!
that’s fat. and it’s not even ex-muscle. but i do love the idea of an all black with a twishite tattoo
That would be an amazing image in the dressing room, everyone else covered in Maori warrior tats and him with his twihard appreciation.
He’d really ruin the haka though, you could hardly take him seriously.
the thing that scares me is that its made on an old ladys leg..
Is it an old lady’s leg? I’ve been staring at it for a while now, and I can’t figure out for the life of me where the hell it is.
It’s on a thigh, not necessarily an old person, just a chub. I wonder if the leg didn’t have all the lumps and bumps, the representation would look better???
No …
It’s for sure a thigh. And if you look at the hand in the corner, that looks like an old lady hand to me. Either that, or that person really needs some moisturizer.
if that leg was of normal size.. and the tattoo was as it is.. it would literally wrap around the entire thigh…
It doesn’t have to be of an old person. Just fat. And I think the lumpiness of the flesh does make the tattoo look worse.
This is what happens when old ladies with money get bored with going to bingo.
Well yeah… I mean can’t you see the knee on the side of “Edward”‘s face?
I’m not convinced that is an old person’s leg. It could very well just be cellulite and not wrinkles…. which would fit right in with the average “Twilight” fanatic.
Looking at the hands and the leg I would say it’s an over weight older lady. Grandma has high pain tolerance!
Agreed — the hands are a dead giveaway. Old ladies like Twilight, too!
not necessarily old; i had a friend who was under 30 but her hands were seriously wrinkled and looked like they belonged to someone about 20 years older than she was.
as for the tattoo and the thigh, all i can do is shudder. i’m going to poke out my mind’s eye now, brb.
at least the tattoo artist had plenty of room for his work…. dimples and all
my thoughts exactly. imagine she loses the weight…
fuck the tattoo that leg is sooooooooooooooooo dutty
f*ck the tattoo that leg is sooooooooooooooooo dutty
is that robert pattinson or Christopher Walken?? ô_o
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of Christopher Walken and not Marty Feldman.
Another vote for Chris Walken.
Odds are it would just become more obvious how terrible the artist was if the canvas got smoother and smaller. At least now the artist can blame the cellulite (even if we don’t believe it).
Why would a man in his seventies tattoo this on his chest………..Oh God. You’re right. It’s a leg. *hurk*
That leg… Cannot unsee!
MY EYES!
Onmouseover lol
Glad you caught that, my friend!! Totally missed it.
the artist is probably usually pretty good…but the thought of keeping the contents of his stomach whilst inking rivulets of cellulite and spider veins overtook the thoughts of doing a good job here. Poor bastard probably had to spend days on this. *shudder*
yeah and i thought, not a bad tattoo, just a bad customer.
I almost missed the tattoo due to the cellulite…
Kristen Stewart wishes her face was that expressive.
Lucky_Cat you read my mind!
Haha, nice one.
well played
HAHAHA!! <3
haha, double thumbs-up, kitty!
After seeing this tattoo, I now realize how much better Twilight would be with more characters played by Christopher Walken and Steve Buscemi.
I’m just impressed that the tattoo artist would touch that… also very impressed that they don’t have many wrinkles with all that fat…
I imagine the artist is huddle in his (or her) shower, in fetal position, sobbing because of the trauma.
Uhhhhh. I’m so scarred. Twilight tattoo, plus cellulite…oh god…
I think that the tattoo is about as well as can be expected, maybe even better-that leg would be like trying to tattoo something with the surface of the moon.
I dont know why it only seems like fat women are the only ones who obsess over Twilight.
Imagine the difficulty the artist had with shadowing, when having to account for all the “natural” shadowing this lumpy canvas provided. Ech.
No one forced the tattoo artist to do. They can turn down jobs.
This piece probably cost in excess of $800. Artists I know would much rather do larger pieces, even if they have to be done in stages, than have to do a bunch of $60 jobs.
True. My I’m talking about really good ones. My tattoo artist would turn this down on principle. Plus, he doesn’t need the business.
The worst part is the short shorts she will have to wear to show it off.
Nonononononono!!!!!!!
Something tells me that won’t be an unordinary sight for what is sure to become the regular event of TwiCons.
You read it here first.
NOOOO….I was managing until that comment! *runs to bathroom*
You are a sick bastard.
*barfs*
It is a bold re-imaging and I say hats off to the lady. I have always wondered what Twilight would have been like had Willem Dafoe starred as Edward.
Please tell me she didn’t sit for this in just her granny panties and a flannel shirt!
nope, she was butt-nekked
You have GOT to be kidding me! Quite a canvas she has there. I don’t know that I would accentuate it by adding the Twilight cast on myself. Does she plan to never lose weight, then?
Wow, that is so ugly, it could have created a crack into reality pushing the universe into doom. Saved by the bell!
She probably has that tattooed on her other thigh (Saved by the Bell).
Wow Truly Disgusting
You have insulted Celine Dion, John Leguizamo, and Igor from Young Frankenstein, my friend! How dare you?!
lmao *thumbs up*
Going to the gym right now!
And yes, most excellent mouse-over!
oh good lord, that is a thigh.
don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with with a little chub on women. This thigh is over the top.
Also, what happens to that tattoo if she loses weight? Would their faces start to sag? Lol, it would probably improve it.
Is that on a side of beef?
She should have gotten a tattoo of a thinner leg.
Best laugh I’ve had in WEEKS. Three tissues so far. Cedar Fever isn’t helping, but.. damn!
Pretty funny dude. Your name kickass too, Basket Ball Jones plays in my head when I read your comments.
*is
i will admit… im not a fan of -shivers-.. twilight but… this is just f*ing wrong it looks like cottage cheese in a stocking… just dirt…
this is definitely one of those so bad yet you can’t look away pictures…. I’m still puzzled as to why someone would Tattoo anything twilight related on their body..although i have to say its not a crappy looking tattoo … still not enough to redeem the subjects of the tattoo
El stupido grande.
This makes me want to bash my monitor, but the image would still be burned into my mind.
Old woman fail
>.<
I dunno, I kind of like the way that what was once a buttock crease ( but has now joined the thigh in a single column of flesh) sort of makes the Kristin-thing looks like her hair is flowing in the breeze.
..which has me now thinking. We have the word cankles for a seamless ankle/calf flow is there a similar term for a buttock/thigh conjoin?
That is an interesting observation. “Bighs”? “Thuts”?
That was supposed to have two t’s
Thutts is better.
And the Edward-thing needs to get his thyroid checked. Those protruding eyeballs are not a healthy sign.
this is supposed to be 3 of the main characters from twilight. ugh. people are nuts.
It was probably hard to get the correct facial features when tattooing on the surface of the moon
Twilight anything = autofail.
…infamous much.
I envy the braveness of the tatoo maker.
poor english is poor btw
Edward looks like ryan seacrest to me.
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flashlight and indianchair look horrible on top of bellawhitebreadblood
celine dion & jon leguizamo…hahaha
Fake
Jennifer Connaly, Young David Bowie, and Lou Diamond Phillips?? Thats what I see since my brain can’t render anything with the name twilight anymore. In fact I can’t even see at Dusk or Dawn because of that.
Ive never seen that pale chick look more alive. And the vampire guy reminds me of something I saw in a movie once…. http://www.crystalskulls.com/images-sale/13-Mayan/indiana-jones-skull.jpg
I just threw up a little when I realized it was a leg.
Perhaps the Meta tattoo of a tub of cottage cheese would have been more appropriate.
EEEEEWW THAT FUCKING LEG!
there are two reasons why this is a fail:
1. coz it’s Twilight
2. it’s effing ugly > _ <..
Nothing about the thigh? Seriously?
Benicio Del toro…
Christ. Poor Robert Pattinson.
Fuck my LIFE is that a THIGH?
Christ almighty that leg almost caused me to lose my dinner. This poor excuse for a tattoo makes me weep for humanity.
What am I looking at? Dear God, what part of the body am I looking at??? That’s a LEG??? OMG.
*vom
to be honest….i think she looks a lot better in this tattoo than she does in real life. . . . .
not enough bleach in the world…
ok thats one of the worst legs I’ve seen o-o
I take offense for the chubs, I’m chubby and my legs don’t look like cottage cheese >.<
but shes also probably 20 years older than I…
Did nobody notice that Edward looks more like Christopher Walken with a twilight hairdo?