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Hail, Midol, full of acetaminophen,
the cramps are with me;
cursed art they among women,
and blessed is the fruit of the office vending machine, Cheez-its.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DAMN INSENSITIVE?!
now and during the hour for which I cry at my desk.
Amen.
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As a recovering Catholic, I kinda like it. lol
This.
Sick. And. Wrong.
Oh my god that’s disgusting. The person with this tattoo should be ashamed
I gotta say, I’m kind of rooting for the flying tampon to win this race.
Oh… that’s a tampon?
I thought it was some kind of bean.
Bean, bean, the magical fruit…
my thoughts exactly, amanda
The tampon doesn’t look like it’s big enough to avoid leaks.
Someone is going straight to hell.
What do you think, girl or guy?
I’m guessing ex-nun!
omg. that’s hilarious ;-;
Ha! too funny!
Anything’s possible. I once knew five former nuns, three from the same convent.
guy, definitely. i love the poem though!
Well, that’s just nasty.
I am still lmao about the commentary below the tat. Oh, man did that mmd!
Well, I hate to say it, but it is done pretty well. Except I’m not sure why there are breaks in the red lines around the sun-ray-like-things. I can only assume it’s part of the design that I just don’t get. Then again, I don’t get what on earth would possess someone to put this on their body, so maybe I’m not the target audience.
And I think it’s on a girl. Back of calf?
I forget what blue lips were a symptom of on my first aid course…a rollerblading/horseriding/parachuting accident?
Not being able to breathe?
A gaping vag like that could never hold a tampon in. Maybe a roll of paper towels.
Too funny!!!!
HAHAHA!!!
To the person hosting this blog: It would not be as awesome without your commentaries. Holy cow! XD
I do not love tampons enough to have one tattoed on my person. I guess no one has to ask her if she’s PMSing, because it’s permanent, now. I guess I should be thankful that there is no blood in this.
Every time I see the virgin guadalupe I always think it looks like a vulva. So to me this makes perfect sense.
The first time I saw a Virgin of Guadalupe tattoo from a ways off, I thought I was seeing something more like the photo above.
What? WHAT?
I almost sort of like the style and that shade of blue (scrabbling for good things here…) and it’s cute that they’re trying to be funny and all, but it’s just…not.
Spark plug. There, I remembered it.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone’s genitals permanently etched into someone’s skin, I’d be a millionaire right now. It’s an epidemic of appalling proportions. Echh.
My thoughts exactly!
well at least she doesn’t have teeth…
Not surprising though – look at the state of her gums !!!
I think I take these tattoos too literally.
I thought it was another “bearded clam” joke. The robe looks like a shell.
I have a feeling that by the time that this person has been menstruating for 35 years, this tattoo won’t seem so funny to her. God’s little joke on women gets old after a while. Trust me.
Or she could, you know, learn to deal with it like the rest of us and stop whining. Whatever.
Where do you see any whining?
that would be at herpty derp 1536
I refuse to stop whining about this plague. I don’t trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die, including myself.
I know Always has wings, but what brand of tampons does?
They even got the internal structure correct. Someone knows their female parts anatomy VERY well. I love the vivid colours in this one!
Is that a fierce case of hemorrhoids hiding behind that tampon? And it might be anatomically very well done…but be fair, if you had a female in your bed and felt like going down for a munch out and saw this …you’d back out of it like Jim Rockford
jim wouldn’t back out…he’d run to his car, use his printing press to make a business card, put some glasses on, and just play it off like he was never there
No. Backing out like Jim Rockford in that oh so sweet gold Trans Am. Or was it a firebird? The artist knows his/her stuff too well…much too well. Jesus, Joseph and Mary help us all.
I thought they looked like baby tape worms.
Penis seeds.
How drunk do you have to be to get this…?
that was the best cover of the hail mary EVER. i just recited it to my jewish boyfriend so he’d get why it was so funny. i haven’t said that prayer in over 15 years!
i think this tattoo is kind of awesome, actually.
Wow. I’m an atheist, and I find this tattoo religiously offensive.
This reminds me of the Texas Tunnel from “Hustler” magazine. I just spent some time on Google trying to find it for you, because I’m mean, and the closest I could find was:
http://www.teamwarfare.com/forums/showthread.asp?forumid=9&threadid=405866&page=1
Why does that churro angel have a tail?
No no no….this is all wrong.
It’s PADS that sometimes have wings, not tampons!
All it says is that the wearer is dumb enough to think this is clever.
Does anyone else see the smiley face inside?
yes! i was wondering if i was the only one to notice that! i was wondering why the pee hole looked like a smiley!!!
*giggles* Nice.
I find it a little ironic that this picture appeared on the Feast of the Virgin of Guadalupe!
I was thinking that was almost a pretty neat tattoo until I saw the tampon.
Oh and I thought it was the pads that had wings…
Wow…..some people need major help. What would make someone want that as a tattoo?
we love you don!
Indeed we do!
I’m wondering how one goes about asking for a tattoo like this…
After wasting hours on this site, that was the first one to literally make my eyes water.
beautiful!