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In my experience, there are two kinds of nerds: those whose interests are wholly comprised of Star Trek and boobs, and those whose interest are wholly comprised of Star Wars and boobs. So, sorry to the latter camp—we’ll get to you another day.
And I’m JUST KIDDING, so please don’t jump down my throat. I know there are plenty of nerds out there who are into Battlestar Galactica and boobs.
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too bad her dermals are crooked. that’s a bummer.
And strangely spaced :/
You do realize they’re talking about her piercings, not her boobs, right? I’ve never in my life heard anyone refer to breasts as dermals, it doesn’t make sense.
…Pretty sure they meant her piercings, not her boobs.
what? you call boobs “dermals”? weirdo.
The piercings…….. How do you get boobs from the word dermals?
I didn’t know what “dermals” meant, either. In fact, I didn’t notice the piercings until now. But, if you look, her boobs are a little crooked. Guess I’m not that smart either…
I think her boobs look crooked because of how she is standing.
And I only noticed that after everyone else started accusing me of commenting on them :/
Are there two or three piercings? I can’t tell if the one in the middle is a piercing or some kind of scar/mole/alien terror thing. As for their crookedness, it could be the way she’s standing and/or the way she’s mushing her ta-tas.
I have the same piercing trust me they shouldnt be crooked like that just by the way she is standing or something. It looks like there are three but between second and third one is a bit of blood so she might of had four which explains why they are oddly spaced
Did anyone notice the tattoos?
ROFL
I could swear we’ve had this one before. I mean we’ve seen this one before on here. I remember we got into a discussion over her crooked subdermal implants. I dunno. Maybe there’s another
bimwoman out there with a nerdtoo and crooked implants and I’m having a bad flashback to it.I believe there is another…”lady” with crooked implants. I remember that discussion, but this is the first I remember seeing of these shocking Spocks. (and I could have gone forever without ever seeing them)
I remember the crooked implants, but I don’t believe Spock was involved.
Yep That was it. +10 internets for your memory. Mine sucks.
Yes, it was! I’m pitching in 50 bonus internets for the superb memory from the lurking Bride.
Cant, Anna, cant!
I was leaning toward giving her only 30 internets. Nice to see you again, Janet. =)
Why, bless your little cotton socks, Anna, and you. Glad to see things haven’t improved on the craptacular tattoo front.
Not sure if they were crooked but she did have them
Yeah there was some discussion of the word ‘cant’. New vocab for me, thanks UT!
The awesome thing about this is that Spock will age appropriately. By the by, judging from the man chin…total butterface.
You’re forgetting the nerds who are into Star Trek and HAVE boobs.
And there’s one just below this section.
Tattoo? What tattoo?
Stripper/prostitute
If you specialize stripping for Trekkies you could make a lot.
Stop taking my business model, dangit!
The one on our left reminds me of someone…just not Spock, unfortunately. I’m going to spend far longer than I want staring at this trying to figure out who I’m thinking of. Any suggestions from the peanut gallery that may shorten my suffering would be greatly appreciated.
It kinda reminds me in a weird way of Ben Affleck
Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory? I see a drag queen and a little of Sheldon. BAZINGA!!
I LOVE Sheldon. That show slays me.
I was thinking it looked like the villian from Flash Gordon (Ming the Merciless – thanks, Google!). Turns out that dude doesn’t have any hair on his head though. So, now I think it looks like Ming the Merciless with a toupee.
Yep! A little Ben Affleck and a bit of Sheldon…like if they somehow had a kid….*shudder*
I a few years it’s going to look like the faces are melting.
Her hands are the only things annoying me here.
Well, I’ll grant you the appearance of bleeding fingernails is a little disturbing.
I’m sure one of yours is very busy at the moment.
why so naughty?
New here?
Me? Naughty? I wasn’t the one fapping.
um, don’t wanna know what lurks beneath those poorly manicured fingers . . .
my man is in a scooter club named after spock’s home planet, he now wants me to get spocks on my boobs so he can show that he owns me.
i can barely begin to wrap my head around how lame your comment was…
Wow, no kidding. I’m picturing a doubly-morbidly-obese guy heavily (heh) into BDSM, riding a little scooter bought at Pep Boys, hanging with a bunch of people in a club named The Vulcans. Possibly has juggalo tattoos and a freezer full of Swanson TV dinners.
Coffee through the nose *snark*. You know, I was a virgin to “juggalo” until I had to Google it to get the reference to the nipple-eating clown several pages back. Yep. Yep.
“Riding a scooter, and hangin’ with the Vulcans, wants some tattooed hooters and reheated Swansons.”
Anna Rexia, you are a rap poet in disguise!
This is a joke, right? Seriously, it must be a joke. Ha…ha…no, it’s not even funny as a joke.
I’d turn around and tell my “man” that I am in a book club, and we are currently reading, “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.” He now has to have the tittle, author name, and publishing house on his penis to prove to everyone that I own him.
In a few years it’s going to look like the faces are melting.
Spock on my left looks like a petulant drag queen who can’t find her wig.
Now that you mention it, he does look awfully pouty.
Yeah, except for the fact that I can just tell from the rosasea jaw that the rest of her is beat, not to mention her hair’s totally fake…
But it looks like the boobs are real. There. I said something nice about this eyesore.
Has to be shopped. Everyone knows trekkies like c0ck.
Haha…haha… haaaaaaa. Wow… think of that all by yourself?
This is like peanut butter and lemon cake. Both are awesome, but together: a disgusting waste of both ingredients. Sadface.
I can’t help picturing this girl standing behind William Shatner twirling tassels like in the scene from the Graduate, but with the music from the Star Trek episode where Kirk and Spock fought on Vulcan playing.
I am guessing 18, and almost pregnant.
This is so fantastically horrible that it has become absolutely awesome!!!
If I ever get a tattoo (and that’s never going to happen), now I know what to get! And my decision has nothing to do with the fact that I may have had a life size poster of Spock over my bed when I was a kid. Because I would have to be crazy to admit that on the internetz.
Agreed, Isis except the Spock poster thing. I actually had a poster that I won at the county fair on my wall that was of a hotty female wearing a loin cloth and holding her breasts in the same fashion as this nerdtoo sporting lady in this photo. My parents made me move it to my closet when they realized the entire neighborhood could see it from the street through my window. Oops.
I’d hit it.
But no pearl necklace,I couldn’t do that to Spock.
a hot body turned repulsive. ’nuff said.
oh, wait, the face does make a difference….
The Spock on the left looks more like a young Vincent Price in the face than a young Leonard Nimoy.
Ahhhhh, the cleavage piercings make my sternum hurt. Imagine getting one of those caught on your shower loofah.
Owie. I’m pretty naive, but I’ve never seen those before. I’m not sure that they add to what could have been nice breasts.
Nemoys ahoy! Well, kind of. I’m curious about how her nipples are integrated into the Spock designs, though, because it looks like the tattoos go low enough to enter nipple territory. Maybe they were worked in to be tricorders?
Her right areola is peeking out above her hand and goes to the middle of his collar. Picturing how that affects the tattoo on that side, and imagining how the other side looks without her hand in the way gives a visual that’s a bit of a mess, which matches her wonky subdermals (including the missing one), and the room behind her.
But when she slaps the one on her left side, she can communicate over subspace radio.
Dear All Women:
Your cleavage and breasts themselves are wonderful just the way they are, we love them. Drawing on them does NOT make them any better, and often times makes them worse.
You’re welcome.
<3
“In time, you may find that HAVING is not the same as WANTING.”
I speculate that her nipples take the place of the Starfleet / Terran Empire insignias on their tunics.
Makes me sad over and over. Those boobies look like they could’ve been quite nice before that raping with ink took place. Just imagined going down on her and unwrapping those…things. Game Over. Siiiigh. Why, oh why.
I wouldn’t boldly go there….
As a nerd whose interests are wholly comprised of Doctor Who and boobs I am deeply offended by your refusal to acknowledge our demographic.
I would totally fap to that…
I love inked girls, and I’ve always had a thing for fun/unusual piercings
(all of this, of course in a purely hypothetical way… I like looking, not touching. I’m one of the few nerds who isn’t interested in sex of any kind. haha)
blah blah blah trolling comment about supporting character from a retarded sci-fi series blah blah.
ho dosent wanna bang and whatch startrek?
ok seriously after the first person corrected Chika Bow Bow no one else needs 2 correct him. it just gets annoying. i bet half of you didnt even kno wat dermals were either but ur just agreeing with the person that corrected him cuz u think ur cool. well ur not so stfu.
i like star wars! but im not a man or a lesbian so i *dont* like boobs. dont generalize everyone
I am a woman. I like Star Trek. I love tattoos. But this is ab big big WTF?
Even if someone would pay me 1 Million Euro…NEVER i would do this tattoo on my FRONT.
And with this piercings… urgh… NO!
Sorry for my bad english …
Nothing ruins a nice pair like trashy titty tats AND some strange “im so unique and cool” piercing….FAIL
I guess if they don’t fight to the death they will both die. Best tattoo ever!
heyhey. Some of us are into Babylon 5 and boobs. Jeeze, so narrow-minded!
Now she just needs one on her belly with ZQ Spock, from the scene in front of the VSA, that has the words “You Vulcan Bastards” under it. Yeah, I’m that nerdy….
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i know this girl. the tattoos are real and not photoshoped, she also has her ears clipped to look like vulcun ears. added she is also a complete and total fucking moron.