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Ski Faster!

Ski Faster, He's Coming!!

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luckynumber78

I grew up in a snow-free climate, so my entire notion of winter sports came from playing hours if SkiFree while I was supposed to be doing my homework. Needless to say, the first time I actually skied on actual snow, hitting that 1985-meter mark filled me with an incredible sense of dread.

Just kidding! I never hit the 1985-meter mark. Unless you get to count the meters that you covered sliding down the hill on your ass.

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  1. IddyBiddy says:

    Argh! I hated that game. :( I could never get away from that little bugger no matter how quickly I sled down that mountain. Feelings of inadequacy from my childhood are bubbling back to the surface. *sniffles* I think I need a hug.

  2. fearsarewishes says:

    Well, at least it’s well executed.

  3. Spiderguise says:

    Regardless of how cute or adorable it may be, a video game tattoo will always get a big thumbs down from me.

    Huh, that rhymed…

    • IddyBiddy says:

      I imagined this is the Cat in the Hats voice… how strange.

      • Anna Rexia says:

        I was hearing it in James Earl Jones’ voice. It had me ready to go make hot cocoa. WITH little marshmallows. For everyone but the trolls. They get flammable Snuggie knockoffs. *FOOSH*

  4. UndeadFiend says:

    That is a nice tummy. Rowr.

  5. James says:

    I used to play that game, I tried cross country skiing across instead of going down the mountain, eventually he would get you though. then I tried climbing UP the mountain, same result, though I did find a sweet spot where he for some reason could not touch you if you didn’t stray out of it, he just jumped up and down in frustration.

  6. Lexie says:

    I think it’s cute… but maybe I’m just saying that because I find this picture of this guy’s happy trail ridiculously hot.

  7. Goldenboy says:

    Wow that chick has got one heck of a happy trail

  8. Caitlin says:

    I will legitimately thinking about getting this tattoo, ruined now.

  9. Scott says:

    The execution wasn’t as well done as it could have been (maybe it’ll look better once it heals up) but I love semi-obscure references like that.

  10. whoever says:

    yummy tummy, dumb tattoo makes kinda endearing…

  11. Catherine says:

    This tattoo is a total win! <3 <3

  12. curvyred01 says:

    tattoo kinda cute, makes me a big nostalgic. tummy is fine but dude needs to get some new boxers, his elastic is showing

  13. Lee says:

    So how do I rate a tattoo on this site that I kind of like? LOL

  14. Tatu900turbo says:

    Try pressing F to go faster ;)

  15. chris says:

    wow thats me! i can’t believe someone put this up here. this tattoo is more than an homage to the game, but rather a metaphor for life. no matter what you do in life, the sasquatch will always get you. you can score a lot of points, and delay the inevitable, you can also watch others speed right by you with no problem. but in the end, the sasquatch always gets you.

  16. Joe Mama says:

    Wow, that takes me back to my Windows 3.11 days.

  17. clo says:

    omg… this game used to make me cry when i was a kid!! XDDD it sorta traumatised me x’D is there even a way of beating it??

  18. strilenca says:

    Wow, feels nice, I alsways thought I was the only one who had even heard of SkiFree! Now who’s up for a Chip’s Challenge tattoo?

  19. Kevin7824 says:

    Whats the game Called again?

  20. Amber says:

    Oh my goodness! I was just thinking about how no one hears about this game anymore.

  21. Snezzle says:

    THAT FUCKIN YETI!!!! AAARRRGH! I GUNNA CREATE AN ANIMATION ONE DAY, OF SOMETHING MORE HORRIFYING EATING THAT ****’S ARSE!

    Yeah, Iv’e tried skiing diagonally… for a couple hundred meters… Only to have him zoom on me like a commanche copter!

  22. altmann says:

    haha that tattoo is awesome i used to playy that game all the time :) rock on dude :)

  23. dz says:

    this game is awesomenes! so that tatoo is awesomenes! XD

  24. Ryo says:

    the only fun i had on that game was slamming into trees to catch them on fire and running over dogs to make them pee.

  25. Jules says:

    Is it me, or that guy has a pretty feminine hip?

  26. TrillPhil says:

    @jules it’s you who noticed it first…

    @nic very nice..

    @strilencia chips challenge FTW!

  27. jonniez says:

    That game freaked the shit out of me as a kid…

  28. Maria says:

    I can’t help it. I love it. I am too geeky.

  29. kim says:

    oh my god i loved this game when i was little!!

  30. REKS says:

    Like to ski down into your underwear

  31. FrontDeskGirl says:

    LOL!! Awesome!!!

  32. Stranger says:

    This seriously made my fucking week!


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