Submitted by: Unknown
You know, I actually wouldn’t mind it if potatoes were sentient beings. Then those bastards could peel themselves.
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Archive for November, 2010
Happy Thanksgivink!
Nov. 25, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Perfect! Now slice it, toss it with some olive oil, salt, and pepper, and roast it at 400°F until tender.
Well? Get moving! Dinner’s in just a few hours. NO YOU CANNOT WATCH FOOTBALL INSTEAD.
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Baby, Let Me Beat Your Eggs
Nov. 24, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Well folks, tomorrow is National Pie-Eating Day (or something), so thankfully this lady is here to whip our cream for us.
Oops, that sounded kind of sexual. The last thing I wanted to do was suggest that this tattoo was in any way sexual.
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Apple pie a la GIVE IT TO ME
Nov. 24, 2010
Submitted by: Adam W
Well, I prefer pecan pie myself (pumpkin pie is disgusting and anyone who says otherwise doesn’t have taste buds), but I’ll settle for apple.
Okay, I’d settle for mince pie too.
OKAY I’d settle for pumpkin pie JUST PUT SOME WHIPPED CREAM ON IT AND GIVE IT TO ME GODDAMMIT.
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Who Doesn’t?
Nov. 24, 2010
Submitted by: This is a photo I took of a fellow bar patron.
Tomorrow’s Thanksgiving, so it’s time to start thinking about what you’re thankful for. Some of us don’t have to think as long as others. Which is convenient, as we can only do so much thinking with so few brain cells left.
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Half Windsor, All Awesome
Nov. 24, 2010
Submitted by: cheesefunnel
Well, it’s the day before Thanksgiving and pretty much no one is in the office, so you can most likely get away with this. As long as you don’t try to pull off tattooed slacks, HR probably won’t even notice.
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Not Something I Would Advertise
Nov. 23, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
I don’t know about this. Farcy’s okay, I guess, but for my money, you can’t get a better animal disease than myxomatosis.
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Somewhere, a Nerd’s Head Just Exploded
Nov. 23, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Here’s a little something for the boys.
Boys like ADORABLE PUPPIES, right?
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What Is That, Shakespeare? Socrates?
Nov. 23, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
I would actually like to know a little bit about the journey on how you came to hate the English language so much.
Actually no, I don’t. I’m too busy wondering on how you made it to adulthood without falling in a hole or drowning in a drinking fountain.
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My Little Pony . . . Might Have a Problem
Nov. 23, 2010
Shouldn’t have eaten all those rainbow buffalo wings after the bars closed.
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