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Huh. I never would have guessed that Mario was a leather daddy. He always seemed more like the furry type to me.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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Well, at least it’s well executed.
Instead of your usual comment, why don’t you replace it with “I am desperate for your attention.”?
I call it SPAM.
How is it spam?
I didn’t say “it is SPAM,” I said, “I call it SPAM.”
It looks unappetising under a microscope?
Seriously though, making the same comment over and over on every submission regardless of relevance does count as spam.
This. And what does fearsarewishes do that they can be on this website 24 hours a day? Get a life, loser.
Thanks, people. I have a job and even real life friends to fill my e mail inbox. Some people don’t get e mails from anywhere but people wanting their bank information, Russian mail-order brides, and replies to their online trolling. Maybe if more people like “fearsarewishes” got out and did something with theirselves, moved out of their mother’s basement and even scored a couple of real-life friends, we wouldn’t have these things half as much.
You do realize you are feeding the troll, yes? With comments like these you are fueling him/her to continue because well… he/she finds it humorous. Ignore the little beast and it will most likely go away.
Yeah, I suppose I am…
I am not sure what is going on here. Princess is missing an arm, her eyes are X’d like she is dead and her body ends in an amorphous blob like she’s a ghost. Mario seems to be wearing an S&M outfit, which was what I thought was going on with the 1UP, but it all doesn’t fit together for me.
Indeed, the dead princess eyes really confuse me.
It all is confusing to me. S&M Mario, cunt punting a dead Princess? I’m willing to bet the higher-ups at Nintendo never thought they’d see tattoos of characters from their games, much less those that adhere to Rule 34.
The Cunt Punt makes as much sense as anything.. I just want to know what it means in this context. I’m as confused as the idiot who got this must have been.
It’s obvious. Mario is really a psychic vampire who sustains his unnatural life by stealing energy given off during sex. They return repeatedly to the same victim until they die. Here we see Princess Peach finally sub-coming to Mario, dying, which extends his life.
Which means Bowser was never the bad guy, he was trying to protect Peach from vampire Mario!
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I went through a vampire obsession in high school after a friend was hit and killed by a car. So I know a lot. Like how vampires have OCD and have to count grains of rice or wheat that are thrown at their feet, untie knots, etc.
Just shut up.
No.
lol! the sad part tho is that the person that got this tat was probably nowhere near as being creative when he came up with the idea for this.
Yeah, they were probably just really drunk and/or high.
Well, I’m glad someone finally cleared all this up…
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More disturbing than the actual tattoo? Yeah, I think so.
Sub-coming? LOLWUT?
That’s what I thought it was too. This picture in general doesn’t make alot of sense.
Whatever…all I hear is that original 1up sample that you used to hear. Especially if you knew that turtle step trap where you just ricochet it off the step and get 1up after 1up.
i think that is why she’s gone crosseyed.
Many people in leading positions like to be dominated sometimes, even princesses in pink gowns.
But that’s all that makes sense about this tattoo…
Mario’s slightly twisted cousin, Masocistio.
Yeah, it doesn’t appear that they’re actually having sex. Although maybe this is foreplay and Mario’s shouting, “Here we go!”
Does Mario usually wear Mickey Mouse-esque gloves?
It came with the leather bondage outfit. They are called vampire gloves.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/376430/
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife cause Mario’s rapin’ evrybody out there
Too late, not funny anymore.
I really have no clue what I’m looking at. It looks like gimp Mario is…dry humping a pink bean bag? With the dead peach’s face and arm crudely attached to it? Am I on the right track?
I was thinking more along the lines of a Princess Peach blow up doll. That Mario… what a freak!
I seriously think it’s time for a Rule 34 tag to be added to this site.
The perspective of this is off and it bugs me. He’s not at an angle for sex, instead he’s kicking her in the crotch.
I’ve seen a similar one before. This one’s perspective is wonky or something, though…
FUNNIEST EVER!!!
Wow. Because I am totally not playing Super Mario RPG *right now*… this just adds a touch of awkwardness I didn’t need.
Or did I. Hmmmm.
Either ways, it’s still awkward.
Donkey (Kong) Punch!
Rule 34.
damn guys, it’s not Mario! It’s Luigi with Mario’s cap on! Look at his face, it’s much thinner than Mario’s! He wants everyone to think, Mario is the rapist!!!
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Well this is just silly, everyone know’s Princess Peach and Bowser secretly had a love affair, why else would she constantly let herself get kidnapped?