Submitted by: Unknown
Well kids, it’s almost time to head up into the attic (don’t stub your toe on dad’s porn collection again) and get out your holiday tattoos! This lady’s all ready with her . . . uh, tapir with reindeer antlers. I hope I can find my surfing Santa Claus tattoo, because that one’s my favorite. I don’t want to have to wear the Precious Moments nativity scene again.
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Damn that was a nice ass!
Reinbear? Beardeer?
Looks like one of those knock-off animal crackers with antlers.
polar elk.
looks like an anteater with antlers. some one should call the cops for spousal abuse just look at her wrist.
LMAO
At first glance I thought it was a polar bear with a seriously crooked overly large crown.
It’s a BEER! Bear + Deer = Beer
K_ras is right about the BEER
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. http://www.zazzle.com/beer_tshirt-235837948606371605
What is this I don’t even. Is it supposed to look like a polar bear with fake antlers? But it looks like it could have the Abercrombie and Fitch moose if it got fat. This girl looks like she could own some Abercrombie and Fitch.
Looks like a cigarette burn on her wrist, too. I think she enjoys slowly destroying herself.
fuck. if it’s true that’s pretty depressing.
Burners usually burn with cigarettes and do so with the cigarette facing straight down (perpindicular to their arm). Some will drag the cigarette, but it produces a different burn mark than what is on the girl’s wrist. It does look like some sort of burn; however, an active “burner” is less likely to get a tattoo, as when they are in the active stage, getting a tattoo produces the wrong kind of pain. The act of burning is to feel pain on the outside as a means of relieving or distracting from the pain they feel on the inside. A tattoo is a positive thing, and thus, not the right kind of pain sought after. (Background in behavioural science with practice in profiling and other areas of psychology and mental health).
Interesting insight into the burner mindset, Rexy. Seriously. But, can the polar bear/reindeer psychosis be much different. Oh yeah, nice ass.
You continue to amaze me…what areas DON’T you know anything about?
seriously??? you are on every site…. talking and talking about everything. YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. crazy, its crazy how much you KNOW! you freeking have a dregree or background in everything! what a life! you learn about, well, everything and then spend all your valued time and knowledge on these failblog sites. you are awsome.
Thank you, Laurahyper and spacemonkeymafia. I was taking time off from the daily grind to clear my head and make more observations of behaviour of people on the internet. I have cut back on the number of sites I post on and I miss all the funny pictures. This site is near and dear to my heart, not to mention the subject matter, and I can’t stay away from it.
I am blessed to have many opportunities in my life to learn. There are so many subjects I am interested in and the more interested in something I am, the more I want to learn about it. It’s almost to the point of obsession, where I can’t get enough information shoved into my brain. It’s like an eating disorder; I can’t learn enough. OM NOM NOM!
Maybe an underlying message as to why your name replicates 3.43% of the world’s population?
I thought it was polar bear wearing a screwed up crown, too. My husband said anteater.
I thought polar bear — but now that you’ve said it, yes, definitely a tapir.
I saw a tapir right away.
Ditto. Tapir. With antlers. Probably not as tasty as the elk whose DNA was used for the antlers. Tapirs can be vicious, too.
Good spot on the elk antlers! Definitely elk.
Maybe Christmas tapirs are a thing, who knew? If you want a beer stein with one, here you go:
http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+tapir-christmas+steins
Correct you are. Most definitely a Christmas Tapir.
Same reaction as Robbie, but once I saw the tapir reference… IMMD!! Oh, Amazon Trail, you taught me so much.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amazon_Trail
Kind of a shame; it’s a nice ass.
Agreed, pretty nice! Not perfect, but still nice.
Polar bear? I’d pole her bear! Eh, eh, geddit? (It works if you don’t think about it at all).
woaa…this ass! *__*
They aren’t antlers, it’s a circus bear, balancing the lesser-spotted six-legged santapooch on his head.
I’ll get my coat…
Without a doubt it is a polar bear. See, it’s walking to the ice-hole. *rim-shot*
I dunno. The sepia (over)tone really classes this up. Like I almost think I’m looking at a snapshot of Hipster Christmases Gone By, taken on a Lomo camera with expired Tech Pan.
It’s amazing how you can get that same effect from using a ≤ 2 megapixel mobile phone camera in low light. It used to take filters (35mm camera) or Photoshop to get that effect.
“Tapir with reindeer antlers” made me shoot soda out my nose!
am i the only regular pleasantly surprised that that anal assassin guy hasn’t commented on this bum yet?
nope!
pssst! Sarah: look at jinspin’s avatar. Look familiar?
Site assigned. I always thought yours looked like a Pompeii blast victim.
She’s got a fantastic ass. What a shame she got such an eyesore permanently etched on it.
A tapir with a rack? The retarded half cousin of a Jackalope? What the hell is it???
I see a polar bear spy, trying to infiltrate the elk ranks and destroy them from within, masked by its cunning disguise.
like it!
maybe it’s the beginning of a big piece to eventually cover her arse and backs of both thighs, telling the story of subterfuge, suave duplicity and stealthy clinical massacre.
I think so. This could turn out to be a tattoo record of an epic saga.
man i’d love to get hold of this little slut and and chisel away just a little more of her self worth.
Your mother must be proud.
She spends a lot of time crying.
You have to admit, it was so well-worded.
debatable, but i’m not the one with an antlered ant-eater gazing at my shit-pipe.
For a moment, I was almost sure it was from the cover of the band Reaindeer Section’s album “Son of Evil Reindeer” (http://www.tradebit.com/usr/mp3-album/pub/9002/434/434220/43422067.jpg),but even the tapir-lope doesn’t look quite THAT monstrous.
IT’S A BEER PEOPLE!!!!
THANK YOU! I understood it right away…
Here is another example of a lovely inked rear. The tattoo is odd, but not entirely offputting. Though it seems I am the only one that thinks so.
i’d still hit it.
i think it’s rather cute
Even Dr Doolittle would have trouble talking to this..er..er..Christmas tapir with a 6 legged dead Arctic fox hat.
i really like it <3 cuuuute, want to have it 2
What is this?? The result of a polar bear, anteater and reindeer orgy?
If it were drawn a bit better this would be pretty cute and simple.
What a way to ruin a fuckin nice ass.
Am I the only one who notices there’s a nicely blurred patch on her bum northwest of the horrendous tattoo? Look at all the warped grainy film obviously phone-camera quality on her skin and then look at that smooth little circle patch right on top of the tattoo’s rear (or more to the side, I should say.)
It’s Sarah Palin’s ass!!
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When you ask for the klondike bear with antlers, this is what you get.
SEXY ASS MAN
why’d she have to ruin that ass with a tattoo