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My Eyes Are Up, Um, Oh Forget It

Sorry am I Staring?

Submitted by: Unknown
Source: siplbunny

Well, it’s good to know that the spirit of Tammy Faye Bakker lives on.

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  1. me says:

    Not again!
    Are this strange Eyeboobs some kind of fad?!

  2. maggiemayday says:

    I woke up from a nightmare just to get on here and see my wicked dreams come to life? Damn you, UT, damn you!

  3. linda says:

    To go through all the pain of getting tattoos on your boobs and having them turn out like cartoon character’s eyes is nutz! Sad.

  4. KD says:

    They look like fat centipedes.

  5. Oscar says:

    Hey Saggy, it’s called a bra!

    • Anna Rexia says:

      She’s wearing one. She just needs to learn to wear a dress with straps that allow her to wear a better fitting bra. That knit is totally wrong for her. Even a bustier wouldn’t work with that and she probably would get the sizing wrong and risk a spillover.

      Don’t even get me started on that rat’s nest she calls hair.

  6. Robbie says:

    At least they’re reasonably symmetrical and at the same height. That’s more than can be said for most eyes we’ve seen around here.

  7. GamerGirl says:

    I understand that they were trying to create the illusion of eyes with eyebrows. However it kind-of looks like the eyes have antennae.

  8. Melissa says:

    Hoochie Mama status intact forever. If she was trying to perpetuate a stereotype she has suceeded with flying colors.

  9. GreenLamp says:

    Guess “my eyes are up here” is not a line she wishes to use ever again. Not that I think she’s very bothered about people staring, except to figure out what the hell is going on on her chest.

  10. Noelegy says:

    Supportive undergarments are a good thing.

  11. Glass House says:

    I just keep hearing “Lean Like a Chola”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRzqCle7g94

  12. Nik says:

    at least she can’t yell at people for looking at her tata’s and not her eyes. probably not the smartest tattoo in the world

  13. ada says:

    Now that’s some saggy boobs!
    When you deliberately put everyone’s attention towards your front side attributes, you can at least put on a decent bra to keep them in the correct position…

  14. harucit says:

    the saggier she gets the more cross-eyed her boobs will get

  15. bradakan says:

    well you could say now that you are looking in her eyes

  16. jaydee says:

    If she were to wear a bra (please God) would it be considered a bra, or a blindfold?

  17. josh08 says:

    “My eyes are up here!”
    Umm… no, they’re not.

  18. Billy says:

    they’re upside down and back to front…the eye brows and heavy bags under them

  19. Billy says:

    the eyebrows ARE heavy bags*

  20. IddyBiddy says:

    Her boobs look quite mean… Why would anyone want to play with angry looking breasts.

  21. Lee Barron says:

    Eye don’t believe it!

  22. Copper says:

    I heard that eyes tattooed on a guy’s back (I think) means he’s marked as a sex slave in prisons (Russian origin – as well as the stars indicating kills et all).

    Forgive punctuation, this site isn’t Windows high-contrast friendly.

  23. Fanboy Wife says:

    Does she have a nose tattooed on her upper abs?

  24. oralmajority says:

    I couldnt bring myself to stare at boobs that stare back.
    Not that I would stare at those anyways. Kinda takes the fun out of “funbags” when they are deflated.

  25. anomaly says:

    She figured, if people are going to stare at her boobs, it’s only fair that they stare back.

  26. niles says:

    I feel like she could salvage it making it into a large butterfly or a very thick X mark or a paisly design she could say she is bangra

  27. lisa says:

    why is she dressed that way at Walmart

  28. A.H. says:

    Woman: Quit looking at my boobs!!
    Man: It’s not my fault your boobs are staring at my eyes!!

  29. siplbunny says:

    I CANT BELEIVE THAT AFTER 3 MONTHS WAITING MY SUBMITION GOT TO THE FRONT PAGE!! YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but it says its submited by unknown :( how cna i take claim for it? >_<.
    i took this while i was waiting in line to pay at H&M, and i was thinking:
    it dont matter how fashiony/ nice cloths you buy in this store you will never be able to cover this trashines XD hahahaahahah
    THANKS for voting everyone!!!! :D

  30. moxichick says:

    Saw a woman working at a Goodwill store with this very same tattoo. It was nicely done (at least) but rather strange. She said that the tattoo was about looking into her heart. OK, sista’.

  31. Bex says:

    Here eyes would be up there if she only remembered her bra.

  32. chuyck says:

    Small comfort to look forward fifteen years and wonder if Droopy the Dog will be so happy.

  33. [...] I really have to add a tag for “boobs with eyes”? Please say no. Call me crazy, but I think a much better solution would be for people [...]


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