Submitted by: Unknown
Huh. I never would have guessed that Mario was a leather daddy. He always seemed more like the furry type to me.
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Archive for November, 2010
Brow-vo!
Nov. 30, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
No, this is not a picture of yours truly. Sadly, I live a little too far from a certain Central Pennsylvania disaster factory to have them turn my Sandy Cohen situation into the chicest chola brows this side of the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. But a girl can dream.
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Every Man’s Favorite Star Wars Scene … Ruined
Nov. 30, 2010
I’m just going to let the source material do the talking for me here . . .
Source: Comic Vine
I suppose the fact that I could actually identify the source material puts this tattoo a rung above some of the things on this site. So . . . congratulations?
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Acme Nooses
Nov. 30, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Well, what did you think the endgame to those cartoons was going to be? Everyone sits down together for tea and cake? That’s not how it worked in the fifties.
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Time to “Surreder” Your Tattooing License
Nov. 29, 2010
Submitted by: Courtney
Hey, look on the bright side: this font is so distractingly overwrought that it will probably take people a good three to five minutes before they notice the spelling error.
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Idaho Pride-aho
Nov. 29, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
I’m told that this is supposed to be a potato with the Idaho area code. My takeaway from this information is that IDAHO HAS ONLY ONE AREA CODE.
Cue Ludacris!
I’ve got Idahoes (I’ve got Idahoes)
In different area codes (area) area codes (codes)
Idahoes (Idahoes, Idahoes) in different area codes (area) area codes (codes)
OH WAIT NO I DON’T BECAUSE THERE’S JUST THE ONE
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Well, You Got the “Dead” Part Right
Nov. 29, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
I suppose the text and the image could be unrelated. Like my “First Female Supreme Court Justice” tattoo that just happens to be above a portrait of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. They’re completely separate tattoos, you guys.
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Wassup, My Tigga?
Nov. 28, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
The dangerous thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are dangerous things
Their Glocks are made out of plastic
Their homies are the Latin Kings
They’re bangin’, ballin’, zebra-maulin’
Num num num num num!
But the most dangerous thing about tiggers is
They’ll shoot you with a gun
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Glazed with Sweat, Beside the White Wifebeater
Nov. 28, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
I’m really glad that I never got any tattoos when I was in college, because WHO KNOWS what kind of pretentious tomfoolery I might have come up with back then? I could be walking around with an “Alexander Pope is Dope!” tattoo if it weren’t for all those hours of Beverly Hills 90210 reruns that mercifully kept me occupied.
Okay, I’ll be honest. My tattoo would have said “Donna Martin Graduates,” but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m better off without it.
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What? They Have Welders in the Army
Nov. 28, 2010
Does one really need a tattoo to commemorate the fallen solders? I’m pretty sure that the busted sink pipe spewing water all over the kitchen would be reminder enough.
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