Submitted by: Unknown
This is the cutest fly-infested zombie penguin tattoo that I’ve seen all day. Maybe even all week.
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Archive for October, 2010
Catch’em All Before They Catch You
Oct. 26, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
I know it hurts, Ash, but the Pikachu you once loved is dead. Now shoot him in the face before he attacks us with his adorable zombie lightning.
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I Vant to Suck Your Blood . . . But I Can’t Move My Mouth
Oct. 26, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
How sad. So very young, and Shia LaBeouf is already pumping himself full of Botox. I think Megan Fox was a bad influence on him. That broad has got enough plastic in her face to play one of the Garbage Pail Kids without having to wear a costume. Lucky for her, it’s probably only a matter of time before someone mines that piece of crap movie for a reboot. Coming in 2012: Garbage 3D.
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ZOMBIE WEEK: Hello Zombie
Oct. 26, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Zombie Week continues here at UT, and today’s installment is zombie Hello Kitty. Why not? Frankly, I’m a little surprised that we saw Holy Hello Kitty and Hannibal Hello Kitty before the comparatively obvious zombie Hello Kitty.
Really though, a proper Halloween Hello Kitty tattoo would be skanky Hello Kitty. Someone get on that please.
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True Blood
Oct. 25, 2010
Submitted by: Lou
At least I THINK this is a True Blood tattoo. But I don’t see anyone having sped-up sex or speaking with comically overstated accents, so I can’t really be sure.
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My Eye Holes Are Up Here
Oct. 25, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
It’s hard to say which was more distracting in the sequel to Mr. and Mrs. Smith: Angelina Jolie’s anorexia or Brad Pitt’s age.
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Crazy Bat Lady
Oct. 25, 2010
Submitted by: Makz
This is NOT what I had in mind when I asked for a tattoo of my Siamese cats.
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Ugliest Tattoos Presents: ZOMBIE WEEK!
Oct. 25, 2010
Well kids, Halloween is coming up this weekend, so that can mean only one thing.
NO, not that it’s time to dust off your “sexy Joe Biden” costume (what you do on your own time is your business). It’s means that it’s zombie season! And Ugliest Tattoos is going to celebrate by giving you a dose of zombie every day this week.
Hide the kids, because moonwalking this way is zombie Michael Jackson! Not the first one we’ve seen, but definitely the best. Does anyone else have a sudden urge to do the “Thriller” dance? No? Just me then? FINE.
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Another Victim of Tanorexia
Oct. 24, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Okay, I don’t think that this is actually a portrait of Snooki, but it has made me wonder: when will it happen? It has to be a mere matter of time before someone gets a Jersey Shore tattoo. I just want to know if I need to prepare myself. Should I set aside emergency rations? Wear a helmet? Get right with god? There must be some website that tells you how to prepare for the apocalypse, right?
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I Find This General-Lee DisappointingHA HA HA HA HA
Oct. 24, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
I feel like the only reason I ever watched The Dukes of Hazzard was the unbuttoned, tight-pantsed, fresh-faced seventies hotness of them Duke boys. But if this tattoo is to be believed, that was not the case. So that means I was watching The Dukes of Hazzard for the . . . plot? Symbolism? Incisive critique of political bossism? Uncle Jesse’s unbuttoned, tight-pantsed, fresh-faced seventies hotness? That must be it.
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