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If This Tat Could Talk
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It took a moment to realize his eyes were shut.
Dude. You go visit Grandma with that face?
his eyes look so legit, i really thought they were open at first
I like turtles
`My grandson, the living corpse. I`m so proud`
Good I’m glad I’m not the only one. Though I’m kind of relieved that those aren’t his real eyes… they were freaking me out.
Is it for real. That must have hurt! :O
Kind of self-defeating: go through what must have been pure hell, and wind up with something so realistic that you might as well not have bothered.
His tattoo is going to feature prominently in one of his future 12 steps. Or not…
think this guy ever gets laid?
O, yeah, he’s a great favourite with the ladies. Or, perhaps, the laddies.
hahaha i highly doubt any would fuck him unless there was bag over his face. sorry…
no.
What do you think?!?
Just… WHY?
this is the best halloween’s costum ever …
i hope it’s not a real tattoo =s
Is he at a WalMart or a Goodwill?
He’s at a pawn shop.
wtf? what the f*ck was he thinking?
eurk, ce n’est pas trops attirant :/ beh fuuck.. une question… Pourquoi? Sa vie est probablement tellement affecter par ce tattoo. je msens mal pour lui
Moi aussi. Il est completement fou.
Dans 20 ans il va se demander pourqoui.
vous avez raison. c’est un suicide social. Qui voudrait embaucher quelque’un qui lui ressemble? Hollywood, peut-être?
Once again, someone’s trying waaaay too hard.
In the very unlikely event that this man will be applying for a good job, he’s going to regret this.
it’s hard to be cadaverous when you’re pudgy…
Indeed!
Hahahahahahha!
a face only a tattoo artist would love…..
Lol
zombieboy are cooler.
That guy is to fat for a skeleton.
WATCH it, buddy! Er, um. Nevermind.
why the fuck would you ever think zombie boy looks cool and then why the fuck would you ever want to copy him???!!! fuckin hell!!!!!
*shakes head in disbelief*
I hope this guy’s band breaks out big. It is is going to be mighty hard working construction in his old age.
I smell a roadie.
That can’t be pleasant.
File under “Only Employable During Halloween Season” in the Stupid File.
Two words: Carnival season.
Why are people assuming that he’s unemployed or unemployable?
How do you know he’s not a tattoo artist or a motorcross rider, or a circus performer or something?
Surely work of that calibre would not come cheap
I was referencing the power tools in the background of his picture. Good for him if he has a job that pays well while looking like the living dead. I need to get out of my crap job and do that, whatever it is.
I just realized this tattoo would be 100X funnier if this dude had some kind of prestigious job. Imagine going to your bank for a home loan interview from this guy.
who are you kidding….thats fucking disgusting… what a loser
maybe he covers it up w/ make up
If he gets a face tattoo and covers it then he wasted money. You ink yourself to “show it off” in a way and not hide it under make up. If you hide it then there wouldn’t be any point of getting a tattoo in the first place.
So sad. It hurts… sort of.
Wow that might be a little too much zombie love! I can’t imagine sitlting still to have the eye lids done though so maybe he really is dead and just has a good disguise
Na not dead…he got drunk and passed out one night and his friend pulled the ultimate chieftain on him.
He likes turtles.
i wasn’t gonna bash the guy, like everyone else, because it’s his deal; he’s probably getting paid like “the lizard man.” but to find out he’s not the original zombie boy…well he’s just a tard. i mean come on, you’re not the first. zombie boy is the first, you’re a poser. we don’t see two lizard mans, or two old cheetah men. this guy deserves all verbal, and maybe physical thrashings
Gah!! I haven’t seen him around, but I swear I know that shop. It’s a tool rental place in my town.
*feels rational fear*
Must be sad to have ZERO friends…..
Don’t know if he’s still around Denver, but I met him (his name is Arak) at the Denver skate park several years ago. Nice guy, very pleasant and polite and open about the ENORMOUS choice he made to get tatted like this. As for copying zombie boy – don’t think so. I’ve only heard of zombie boy in the past year or so, but met Arak almost 4 years ago. There’s more than one dude making poor career choices in the world!
Here are a few photos I took of him:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2137/1563845147_4841f2b9bd_o.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2309/1564725594_d79ad07a75_o.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2390/1564723144_049dd1e42a_o.jpg
Nice pictures. The sky in the background looks great.
Interesting. Did he tell you what finally made him decide to do it? Or what he does for a living? Just curious.
He didn’t. He told me about being busted for skateboarding where he wasn’t supposed to, and being “sentenced” to community service with the team that designed and built the Denver skatepark, which he was proud to have been a part of. I really should have asked him how he came to the decision to do this… of course I wanted to know; I shouldn’t have been that shy.
Can you imagine, as a partner of his, waking up in the middle of the night, roll over and see that on the pillow next to you?
Yeah, with those “eyes” staring … his mouth gaping open … drooling … loud gutteral noises when he breathes.
(Insert obvious “and that’s when he’s awake” joke here)
Honey? I feel hor-nee… Shit, I changed my mind (GOTTA remember to keep my eyes CLOSED).
It must be a trip when he blinks…
…oo, yeah.
Tattoos and pawn shops. He must be in FayetNam
*snort!* Sorry, I grew up in the Nam so I know where you are coming from. Jim’s Pawn Shop could probably could probably supply enough weapons to take over a small Central American country. From the post with the pics, I think Denver claims this dude though. Regarding Fayetteville, luckily, I only go back there for holidays now.
Sweetie, they’re all small countries in Central America.
Which Fayetteville are you referring to? I have a feeling it’s the one in NC based on the weapons comment.
NC
No-one has commented on the most painful part of all …… this guy has tattoos ON.HIS.EYELIDS. How drunk would you have to be to endure that ???
A good tattoo artist won’t work on you if you’re drunk. You bleed more easily when you’ve been drinking.
I take back any negative connotations of things I’ve said about this guy. I’ve read a bit about him and a lot of people have nothing but good things to say about him, including some people I know personally. It takes some serious balls to go that far with tattooing. I’ve met Eric Sprague (Lizard Man) and it’s good for him that he loves the attention he gets, because there are plenty of people who live here who aren’t aware that he’s a resident of this great city.
I mentioned it on the very first post. Others have, too.
he’s a bouncer/ door guy at a punk venue- at which he does a fantastic job, and one of the nicest, most down to earth people you’ll ever meet. also, he started on his face long before zombie boy did.
Ah, so it probably actually helps with his current job.
True, he does work the door at a club here in PDX. Nice enough dude, I heard he grew up around the side-show/circus circuit.
What club, Jerm?
I wanna say Plan B…
the tattoo artist that agreed on doing this, should be shot.
Man, I hope that isn’t perminent
Maybe he’s friends with the tiger man. http://gorightly.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/tiger-man.jpg Although That way he can look sexy in comparison next to another strange person.
Tiger man needs silicon injections in his “muzzle” to make it look more real. At present he looks more klingon than anything, especially with the forehead work. I have yet the see a tiger with markings like that.
Nice Rezurex reference in the title. Or maybe Ministry. Considering the holiday, I’ll go with Rezurex.
That is one stupid fucker! I say he deserves a nice Darwin award for that genius Idea!
I bet he likes Insane Clown Posse
I know this guy and he is RAD! super nice and fun and funny and def no problem getting the ladies. hardcore oldschool punk rock, not that anyone on this site would appreciate what that means.
It’s funny, people like this only come in two types, attention black-holes and really sweet people who are just a bit eccentric. Glad to hear he’s the latter. It’s a sweet tattoo.
This is actually pretty damn cool. I’d never get this, but man it’s awesome!
…a wise decision.
Here’s to cash jobs for the rest of your life.
I’m glad to hear he’s a nice guy, and not just like a lame douchebag. Can’t imagine getting my eyelids tattooed though >_<
To each their own but I don’t understand making a tattoo your life.
He will be “the guy with his face tattooed like a skull” to everyone he meets forever,whether they be a necrochic that wants to lay him,the principal at his kid’s school, or the cop that comes when he gets into a traffic accident.
Good luck buddy,way to be hardcore.
I would love to know where the fuck he works
This guy is actually one of the coolest people I have ever meet. I once slammed his balls in the dresser and he still forgave me. He is a great guy.
I wonder if this guy has a job…. and if not, I qonder if he knows why??
I completely agree- tattoo fail.. But the bit about the eyes: There are eye tattoos… originally (usually) done in prison. they’re creepy as hell.
You know what pisses me off?
Men can look like this cuntpunt and still be able to get laid. God, all I am is fat and NO-ONE would touch me.
Dude you can go to the gym…
Tatts are permanent.
I know that guy! No, really. He came over to my house one time. He’s one of those people who closes his eyes when he tells a story and even in real life, it took me until he opened them to tell that they were shut before.
How many teeth does he have?
Imagine what he’d look like if he was a zombie.
But srsly, hes ganna look twice as old when he gets old.
He shall terrify children on the street and everyone will think he’s nuts. It will look even worse when he’s a wrinkly old man. And if he removes it he’ll still look a mess.
You know how we said we would love you unconditionally, son, no matter what? For ever, nothing ever being too big to stop us being there for you? We’ve had a change of heart. And we’d like the $600,000 we invested in your nurture, upbringing and education back. And for you to leave by the back door. Now.
He is my little bro – by blood – and he is by far one of the most amazing people I have had the liberty of knowing in my life. I miss him (Since I am in Colorado and he is in Oregon) BUT – will never dogg his desire to be himself 100% inside and OUT!
Love you ARACK – always.
~G~
My god…This man must have balls the size of globes. OW
why…
WHAT THE F**K IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE? is this kid serious?
One of these days, some nut may see him stumbling drunk and blow his head off thinking he was a zombie. Maybe this guy:
http://wins.failblog.org/2010/12/02/epic-win-photos-zombie-removal-win/
I wonder if the ‘I thought he was a zombie” defense would hold up in court?
Funny how everyone on this site apparently knows this guy… hmmm…
I call B.S.