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Well I’m glad that the tattoos aren’t her tribute to the victims of the Oklahoma City bombing. Because that would just be messed up.
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I just up-chucked in my mouth a little.
I did too..
Instead of costly tattoo work, she should spend that on a nutritionist and lipo.
No no no. She looks over forty. I doubt any one who sees her cares what she looks like. Also I think its safe to assume she’s all to comfortable wilth how she looks. Honestly the tattoo is well done I like the trees in the background, they give her back height. The content is crap. Is she a bigger fan of the books or the movies? Don’t answer that.
She may be comfortable with her lack of a life that leads her to immerse herself in paperbacks intended for teenagers, but that doesn’t mean the rest of us need to see it.
Give her back height? More like give her back fat.
I have to agree with Shon. I’m never one to discriminate or make fun of someone who is overweight, but if you’re gonna spend THAT much money on something, you should at least make it something more meaningful than fucking twilight.
and a belly tuck
It seems somehow fitting that an older woman with a body that flabby would be that into Twilight.
Sadly true. Gah.
Well, I’m over 40 and have my share of flab, and (listen carefully here) have never read Twilight. Don’t have any Twilight tattoos. Won’t ever get any.
Really. Being 40 and slightly pudgy doesn’t make a person have bad taste or be pathetic.
I’m a slightly flabby nearly 50 year old, and I only know Twilight through the Chris Simms rants as he read the book for his blog. But I know that, of the people who really get into that crappy franchise, many look a lot like me. Sad, but true.
I’m slightly flabby at 25 and agree soundly. A love of food and wine doesn’t mean you enjoy crappy books and poorly-acted overly-dramatic movies.
As a slightly flabby 14 year old, I second this. Also, just because you are a teenage girl, does not mean you are into that crappy-poorly-written series.
Funny that people first say that they’ve never ever been close to even read the books, and then say they’re bad. Right. Just saying. I read the first book, and it was indeed really bad. But at least I gave it a chance before flaming it.
I read it and it was the most horribly written piece of shit I’ve even endured. I never actually read the last two chapters, I didn’t want to sacrifice anymore of my life. And it was due back to the library.
Pretty much anything about vampires that was written after 1990 isn’t worth the paper its printed on.
^Agreed!
I’m a slightly flabby pokemon, just because I enjoy beating up Pikachus and sipping on energy drinks doesn’t mean I’m into Twilight.
hahahaha^^
My wife is skinny and she loves twilight. Weird huh?
That just means she’s an idiot.
If you look closely, they’re covering up her Harry Potter tattoos…
Ok, I’m a fan of the books, but not of this tattoo. I don’t understand the whole concept. It looks like she just decided to try to have a poster put on her back. That never really goes well. And why so much tree?
I’m amazed at the comments, here. If only thin girls got tattoos, lots of artists would be out of business, wouldn’t they? Most women, real women, do not look like what you see in Hollywood, in fact, women in Hollywood are killing themselves to look like something they’re not. It’s sick.
I now know “why” the trees – I think. I just found an image of this same woman, only with a fish on her upper back, instead of a tree. Unfortunate for her, you can only do the cover up so many times before you’re whole back is inked black.
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/thats-awesome/2010/06/tragically-awesome-twilight-tattoos.html
(scroll down to see images.)
Oh god… there are males with Twilight tattoos? Yikes.
Tragically awesome? They got the tragic part correct. I reckon that was written by a fellow Twilight Mom. Sweet Baby Jesus on a tricycle, our society really has gone to shit.
Agreed with Anna Rexia. They’re just tragic. No awesome. None. Our society sucks. At least this twilight mania is mainly limited to Americans and tweens.
Sadly, it isn’t. There are Twilight Moms worldwide. Google it, but not within one hour before, or two hours after eating.
Our society sucks? Hyperbole sucks. I really can’t latch onto the whole anti-twilight movement. I really can’t justify calling women trying to relive their teeni boper days morons. This site has me completely jaded.
You can’t latch onto the anti-Twilight movement? I think you may want to proof-read that.
People are so closed-minded. So what if a book makes a middle-aged lady happy for a few hours. I’m sure what you do to make yourself happy would be scoffed at by others, as well. Live and let live, babies!
Re-read my reply. What I was trying to say is that there is an anti-twilight mentality. I can’t go along with it. Regardless of my feelings for the series this lady is not moronic or contributing to the stupidity of society. However I will play Freud and say the love of twilight my older women is caused by a lost or regretfull childhood.
Dolphins are now the most intelligent creatures on the planet.
haaaaaa! this guy…^^
I can see the dolphin behind the tree… I’m going to say “yes, same woman”
wait… that’s the only thing that would make this tattoo even more epic– a dolphin hanging out behind the tree…
I’m sick of “real women” hating on skinny girls. Get over your fucking complex.
I’m slim. Eat your heart out.
Yeah life must be so fucking hard for you. Cry me a river princess.
I’m slim, too and I see a lot more skinny hating fat here than the other way around. Either of them are tedious. Dy was responding to digs from supposedly skinny people, or people with weight hangups, and nothing she said is untrue.
Thank you, wow.really. I’m thin too and I hate all the fat comments and all the “thin women aren’t womenly” comments. Women come in all shapes and sizes – both thin, medium, and large. It can all look beautiful, unless it’s veers too much to either extreme.
Agreed. I wish we could all just stick together: the lean chicks and the big chicks and everyone in between. Believe it or not, thin chicks have to deal with unattainable beauty demands from society, too. Most petite girls like me will never have the big boobies that society likes to demand, and so instead of being shamed for our waistlines, we wind up shamed for our B-cups. So let’s all just stick together, okay? Society judges us enough for our looks. The last thing we need is judgement from other women. (PS: Thin women are “womanly”, too! I may be a little hourglass, but I’m an hourglass, dammit!)
“Get over your fucking complex”? If you’re so amazing don’t you have better things to do than whine about shit on a tattoo site…?
Your mouth says you’re skinny but your mirror says you’re fat.. throw up some more.
Hey, I’m slim, and I would never be this obnoxious. Having a few people say you’re not a “real woman” because you’re skinny (always in an effort to make themselves feel better, not to actually hurt your feelings) is a world of pain away from the shit you get nonstop when you are overweight.
She has the skin of someone who lost a lot of weight quickly like thye had a gastric bypass or something.
One day, when a tiresome Mormon housewife’s abstinence propaganda has been relegated to another incomprehensible fad long passed, staff in some care home will ask themselves “so who are these sulky-looking jackoffs hanging around in the woods?” while they change her inco pad.
Well, we’ve officially found the ugliest tattoo. Let’s close down this site and move on now. It’s served its purpose.
There needs to be a movie called “Twilight 2: Twi Harder.” They owe it to the fans.
It actually looks like she lost a lot of weight since the first pic. Good for her.
I agree!
I liked “Valley Girl”, but I’ll be damned if I’m getting a tat of young Nic Cage with a fauxhawk! Such devotion to the banal…
^^win!!
If you’re old enough to get a tattoo you are too old to be THAT enamored of Twilight.
It’s just kind of sad that, with the millions and millions of images one could put together for a backpiece, something that defines and speaks of and from one’s core… THIS is all she could come up with? The books SUCK: I tried to get through the first one and it was akin to reading a 15-year old girl’s blog on her latest freshman crush. The movies SUCK: the only redeeming quality was the scenery. And yet, she devotes her entire back to something that looks like it came out of Spencer’s Gifts? Oh, and the tattoo? Poorly done, as well, though of course everyone on this site has seen much worse.
I don’t know, it’s not JUST about Twilight – I see she made room for her homage to Jay Leno on the bottom left
You spelled “Twi-Tard” wrong. -_-
Wow! A tattoo artist who can actually kind of do faces!
I love the Twilight books. But honestly, I don’t love ANYTHING that much!
I have to agree with you, on both counts. The only things I love enough to have represented on my body are my babies.
I’m too chicken to get a real tattoo, though. I sadly spend my life critiquing others, while wishing I had to guts to get one, myself.
Knowing my luck, though, I’d end up on this site if I ever tried.
Ugly tattoos is my tattoo abstinence program.
Is the bottom left Jay Leno?
Is that James Vanderbeek from Dawsons Creek Glory on the bottom left there?? Creepy!
Ah, poor taste is alive and well.
Goddamn, what really annoys me more… is that that is actually some really good tattooing. It’s nicely done, the faces aren’t bad, the shading is fantastic…
But. Why. Fucking. Twilight.
What a waste of a perfectly good tattoo artists time. I hope s/he charged a fucking fortune to be put through this shit.
She should get together with this guy:
http://c0181301.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/NEwN67wMV1SSAy_1_2.jpg
He got a character-page tatted??? Why? He couldn’t come up with one decent piece????? Sheesh, if you have to have an Avatar piece all over your back, why not a good all-over pic with some scenery?
Tattoo artists need to take note: sometimes you should just say NO.
these people should not procreate.
Uh, why is Edward on there twice? That’s is him again on the left, correct?
She’s been featured on this page before, and the magazine picture is the old one. It think she’s up to 4 Edwards now…which is not creepy in the slightest…
I read this womans story in a crappy mums mag here in UK and the best part was she claimed the twilight has made her ‘thin’ as in when she reads the books she loses her appetite
Huh. Strange, but most people who read those books lose their appetites!
Man did someone forget to tell her that they sell movie posters! That is messed up!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
That’s it, I’m leaving humanity.
what a stupid tattoo. dont people think anymore?? apparantly not
Poor person who had to do this… What a waste of talent.
I can’t deny the quality of the work from an artists perspective, but WHY!! Can you imagine her explaining that to the grand kids in the pool? a
THAT IS HORRID!!!
wow…some people are jerks.
What was the use of making the left tree so big? Waste a lot of ink?
It was covering up a dolphin tattoo [a link a few comments above to ’30 worst twilight tats’ shows it before the trees’
infact, on the left of the tree, near the top, you can still see the dolphins tail.
the whole tat, really, was a waste of a lot of ink
Sweetheart. You’re too old for this shit… Don’t you think?? “What thing? The tattoo or the Twilight thing”. Both… I mean both.
why did twilight ever enter this world? if it had been a good, well written and enjoyable series as opposed to a pile of vomit based on a wet dream i guess people wouldn’t complain. the poor woman’s going to regret that tattoo very soon…
Im fat, and over 40 and I would never get a full back tattoo and then have my photos in a magazine and then on the internet, because if your over 40 and getting a movie about teenaged vampires tattooed on your backside, it means you have no life.
i would have spent that money on a cruise, a spa,exercise equpiment, a gym membership but not that.
ok this is just ridiculous…why the hell would you get a full back tattoo of twilight anything…i’ve been to Forks Washington and let me tell you something it’s boring as shit…all the stores have been taken over by twilight shit and theres only like four of them
I find it hilarious that there are at least 20 of you on here, who are over 40 acting like your 12 and commenting on something in such a childish way! Honestly, who cares what people do with their bodies. Or what they do in their spare time…… you all clearly have too much time on your hands if you think its ok to rip shreds into some woman you dont even know who likes to read. Good on her for reading, even if they are books for teenagers. I know heaps of women who have read the twilight saga. Some people love it because it provides an escape for them from their everyday lives (which they probably need after dealing with little pricks like you all day).
Didnt your parents ever tell you that if you dont have something nice to say, dont open your little immature, childish, dense, pathetic little mouths.
That tat would have taken time, money and effort. Good on her.
Now get off your computers and go outside… there is a whole wide world out there that you clearly havent seen since your heads are all up your arses!
Poking fun at people and their tattoos is kinda the point of this website.
UM… EWW, I like the books but that is just ick…
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I think it’s really just how young the actors are and the characters are supposed to be that makes it so disturbing. Pattinson was 22 when Twilight was made, and the character is supposed to be like 100, but he is presented as a teenage boy. That kind of obsession with someone presented as 17 is a little disturbing in anyone over about 25.
While I don’t agree with the subject of her tattoo it is her choice.
Also the desire for the tattoo motivated the woman to loose 70lbs.
omg…isn’t she a little too old to be obsessing about twilight. i would be embarrased if she were my mom. i wonder if she looks at her back in the mirror at night and fantasize about it.
There are a lot of Twi-hards out there, but this lady might just take the cake. People get obsessed over things, Twilight is one of the social phenomenons that got a lot of people. There are obsessees over Harry Potter, like some people might say I used to be obsessed. (Long story, I set up an “acceptance” letter for a friend of mine and tweaked it so it told her more about the stories because she wanted to read them. Her mom called me a witch!) Tattoos are artwork, and this us a piece of art. While the subject matter isn’t agreeable to everyone, no tattoo is. Someone gets a tattoo of the Mona Lisa, somebody’s going to have something negative to say about it. Anyway, while Twilight is a great subject to poke fun at (Tried reading the books, but I agree with Stephen King. Meyer can’t write worth a damn) everybody has their thing. Chins up everybody, the Twilight Saga is almost over!
Tattoo itseld = Good job!
Twilight Theme = FAIL (>_<)