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Now Don’t Leave That There or Your Dog Tattoo Will Chew on the Cord

What Game am I Playing?

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Cute, but if you plug the controller into your bellybutton, then where do I put the Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! cartridge?

You know what? Don’t answer that.

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  1. joeversus says:

    I kinda like this one…

  2. Asian SinSation says:

    Wonder if there is a cheat code for blowjobs.

  3. Oni says:

    I like it!

  4. Benny-P says:

    Why must people go to such great lengths to justify playing with themselves?

  5. glowworm2k says:

    Don’t ask me why, but the controller cord just weirds me out. It’s almost like a giant tapeworm that somebody’s only halfway pulled out of his belly and just left there. Either that or maybe it’s like a tampon string, and there’s a whole classic Nintendo system in the abdomen… who knows.

    • IddyBiddy says:

      *shudders*
      I was going to complain about the placement and I thought that the cord was a little bit to twisty and over done. I didn’t like this tattoo very much to begin with… but after your reading your comment I am now disgusted and want to burn it with fire. lol

      • bug man says:

        Ditto. As much as I reminisce about NES paraphernalia, anything going into the belly button creeps me out. I wouldn’t be able to date this chick.

        • LonelyMoronAbove says:

          …but then again, you haven’t been able to date anyone in your life… so your point is not very valid…

  6. Fuglio Pea says:

    I wonder if these kids ever actually played the original NES. Its doubtful. It’s no longer an obsolete video game system, it’s an international symbol of geekdom. Rest in peace NES.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      We had jugganut week. It must secretly be hipster week. The SNES system probably predates the girl with the tattoo of the controller. Being that young, her dates probably can’t find her buttons as it is. Now they’ll be too busy poking her tattoo to get anything else done.

      • Shasta says:

        jugganut? i never heard of that before. juggernaut… yet. ‘jugga nut’ … no.

        • Anna Rexia says:

          It seems that people prowl the internet based on peoples’ use of words/terms or phrases on various boards. Thus, by using such, it invokes their presence. I’ll take a chance this time. Jugganut = juggalo. Not long ago, they got together for some big shindig up in Illinois. We celebrated the massive drop in collective IQ of the state for that week by having clown week here on UT.

          • Fuglio Pea says:

            It is creepy. They are always listening. Peer from the dark reaches of the internet waiting fir someone to call their name and alert the clan. We must speak softly shhhhh

  7. Jam says:

    This one wins the prize for the least gross incorporation of a belly button into a tattoo design. Rather than controlling an NES, the controller runs the girl. Jessica’s hover text is the cheat code to have her clean the bathroom.

    • Rauss says:

      Um, I think that might be a dude.

      • Jam says:

        That is awful curvey for a dude, but the comment logic would still apply for cleaning the bathroom.

        • Rauss says:

          You clearly haven’t been around many anorexic indie boys.

          • Jam says:

            They’re bad at cleaning bathrooms? You have me on not being around alot of anorexic indie boys. You could be right though, the boxers don’t make much sense for a girl unless worn to prevent hanging out in the shop in panties while getting the tattoo.

            • Wow.Really says:

              Plenty of indie girls wear boxers. And, Rauss, anorexic boys usually have even fewer curves than regular boys. I doubt either indie boys or indie girls, anorexic or otherwise, are big on bathroom cleaning.

              • Rauss says:

                I think I’m just reading into things.

                Goddamn Freudian hangups. Always revealing the deepest recesses of my psyche :(

  8. NICKYFINGERS says:

    BROTHER OR SISTA ? THAT IS A SUPER MARIO BROS. REMOTE !!! TRY XPLAINING THAT 1 TO YOUR KIDS .. N HOPEFULLY THEIR WONT B N E !!!?????????????????LOL..,./

  9. Anna Rexia says:

    Cute, but if you plug the controller into your bellybutton, then where do I put the Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! cartridge?

    You know what? Don’t answer that.

    Aw, Jessica, you and your reverse psychology. Pffft. You know good and well where the game cartridge goes. In the case, it’s “Mike Tyson’s Cunt-Punch-Out!!”

    Someone had to do it.

  10. jm says:

    I voted excellent just for the MIke Tyson’s Punch Out reference =)

  11. Christopher says:

    Hey this is actually the guy that has this tattoo and I find it funny that it is on here, yes I have all Nintendo systems, yes I have played the NES and still do play it? Any questions? Lol I kind of want to know who put up my picture it’s kind of funny.

  12. Chloe says:

    Chris, I love your tattoo lol. Why the hell is it on this site??

  13. ash-hole says:

    I actually think this is pretty awesome

  14. Amber says:

    Bleaker, why is your tattoo on here?

  15. SuperEvilBunnehh says:

    i love this tattoo C:

  16. Maria says:

    For being such a stupid tattoo, at least it’s fun :P

  17. Michael James Brownfield says:

    So where’s the TV?

  18. Lly says:

    It looks like my friends insulin pump…

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