Submitted by: Rebecca
This is why Halloween is so dangerous. Taking candy from strangers as a kid leads to taking drinks from strangers as an adult. Next thing you know you’re dancing naked at a party and waking up next to a skeleton. Can you get VD from a skeleton? Asking for a friend.
Submitted by: Unknown
Every Halloween I carve a jack-o’-lantern to put on the front porch, and every Halloween the squirrels come and shred it to bits.
I had no idea that jack-o’-lantern tattoos were susceptible to the same sort of danger.
Submitted by: Unknown
Hey guys, here’s another zombie Bettie Page (not a phrase I ever thought I’d find myself typing) to get your Halloween started off on the right foot. Assuming she has a right foot.
Submitted by: Unknown
Uh-oh. I hope the zombie paparazzi didn’t catch this, or it’s going to be splattered all over the pages of Pus Weekly.
Wow, a zombie attack AND getting struck by lightning? Someone’s having the worst week ever.
Submitted by: Unknown
Is that jack-o’-lantern on top carving the smaller one on the bottom? They’ve invented self-carving pumpkins now?
What will become of the Pumpkin Kutter?!!!
Submitted by: Unknown
I know that this is supposed to be the Bride of Frankenstein, a monster created out of spare parts pilfered from gravesites and slaughter houses, but the first thing I thought of was Heidi Montag.
Wait a minute . . .
Submitted by: Unknown
The weirdest part of this is that zombie Marilyn here still looks better than Megan Fox’s Marilyn tattoo. But then I guess zombies have the benefit of having come into contact with actual brains.
Submitted by: Meagan
Hmm. Cute, but I think she’s missing something . . .
Submitted by: Unknown
Ah, much better.
Submitted by: Unknown
Well guys, when the sun rose on Zombie Week this past Monday, I never expected that so many of you would rise to the occasion by sending in awesome (and some awesomely bad) zombie tats.
And because there are only so many ways in which one can turn eating brains into sexual innuendo, here’s a roundup of zombies to take you into Halloween weekend.
Take us away, zombie Phil Lynott! (Just pretend he’s singing “Grave Break” or something so this makes sense):
Submitted by: Unknown
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