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A Tattoo That Should Have Been on His Hand


Cowboy Sperm?

Submitted by: Unknown

This gentleman’s cowboy sperm threatens to be either in me or on me. And yet, the only place it will ever actually be is on him. The irony is not lost on me. Or in me.

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  1. Elizabeth says:

    Here’s to honor…

  2. Space Cowboy says:

    gross….

  3. sbelle says:

    I somehow love this one!! It is a somewhat polite, no? “Howdy ma’am, I’m fixin to rustle up a load and wondered where you want this pardner to deposit ‘er- in ya or on ya?”

  4. ratsu says:

    … I guess it’s kinda wrong that I’m bothered more by the extraneous apostrophes than the content of the tattoo >.> It feels wrong, but there it is.

    • glowworm2k says:

      I’m with you on this one. Oddly enough, the bad grammar often bothers me more than all of the other failing aspects of a lot of these tattoos…

      Actually, the bad font makes the top line look kinda like it says “EnYa” instead of “In Ya”… frankly, though, that’s not a much better option in my book.

      • Wow.Really says:

        Agreed about the grammar and the font; it took me some time to make it out. I should have read the caption before I bothered.

    • Mike says:

      Yes, my thought exactly.

  5. sivadselim says:

    It’s blue!

  6. tamajinn says:

    It looked like a bent-up golf club to me, like when cartoon golfers are having a bad day.

  7. Mike says:

    That ain’t no bowtie, it is an “X” chromosome. A stupid tattoo.

  8. Barbary Lion says:

    Everything about the captioning/title/mouseover on this one is a MASSIVE win. :)

  9. Blake says:

    Does anyone know what the “In Ya or On Ya” means? I typed it into babblefish and it told me to go away.

  10. The chromosome strand is out of place; the cowboy hat, the overall sentiment of the tattoo, and then a chromosomal strand that likely won’t be understood by any of this chowderheads posse! It’s like hooking an Atari 2600 up to a High Def TV!

  11. darby says:

    I thought it was a golf club

  12. reisse says:

    What an epic fucking douche. Hope he NEVER gets even half-way to picking up somebody – male or female.
    Jeez.

  13. sadie mae says:

    i love that he got the words in delicate banners :)

  14. Melissa says:

    Are you the Dude?

  15. Wow.Really says:

    Don’t get any on your rug, man.

  16. Snapshot says:

    I think the “bow tie” is actually meant to be a DNA strand.

    I used to like the font that’s used, and would employ it once in a while for graphic design stuff. But I see it on so many crappy scroll tattoos that I had to delete it from my computer and find something else. I’m thinking of going with comic sans…

  17. mb says:

    Could the bow tie be chromosomes splitting, perhaps?

  18. Wow.Really says:

    Then women obviously have not, in fact, been letting him deposit his effluvia on or in them. That is a happy thought.

  19. Anna Rexia says:

    I thought it was meant to be an X chromosome. It’s in the correct puffy style to be a chromosome. Then again, why go to the trouble of giving the chromosome the right puffiness, but not ensuring that the hat fits properly. That just ain’t right.

  20. Anna Rexia says:

    Neither went unnoticed, nor have a few other posts of yours lately ♥

  21. Wow.Really says:

    A true compliment coming from you, Anna. I appreciate your cleverness on a regular basis. Not to mention you punctuation and grammar.

  22. Wow.Really says:

    *your

  23. what the f*** says:

    Comic sans is the devils creation.

  24. Anna Rexia says:

    heh

  25. Sarah says:

    I don’t this guy knows any hot bio majors. I don’t think this man is familiar with higher education.


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