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Dammit, I thought the box said “spermicidal,” not “homicidal.” Now I have to go all the way back to 7-Eleven . . .
Forget it, I’m not in the mood anymore. Let’s just watch a movie.
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You’d be unhappy too if you had his lot in life.
I think that lot was recalled.
Well done.
Danke!
I think it’s suicidal! Blew his head off!
There used to be a VHS video at my local blockbuster called “Killer Condom”… a comedy/horror flick from Germany
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116791/
maybe it’s an homage to that?
Don’t know why, exactly, but I find this adorable. Maybe it’s the little sharp teeth.
Still wouldn’t get it as a tattoo, though.
I was thinking the exact same thing!
The face makes it adorable… but it belongs on a teddy bear or a cute little bat. Or some tiny little blue face monster with horns!
Plus that condom is not doing it’s job very well. It has a leak.
Agreed. Another one for the funny-as-a-t-shirt-but-tragic-as-a-tattoo file.
I thought maybe the fact that it’s not doing it’s job is exactly why it’s an evil, mean-looking little condom.
Oh God, I’m gross. I just assumed that the gunk was from the…uh..interior of his lady friend.
Or man friend.
Yes, I think that is what’s happening here.
Cute little bat. Absolutely cute little bat.
Wooldoor Sockbats?
Nooo, this furious little condom is much cuter than Wooldoor.
Maybe it’s a ‘raging hard-on’, eh?
I kill myself.
It’s a cute, little vampire condom. Seriously, what is wrong with these people? lol
Pissed off that he wasn’t born ribbed
Yeah, me too.
Dang it Jessica! You and your hyperlinks. Now I want to see Killer Condom and I have the tagline (The Rubber that rubs You out!) stuck in my brain forever.
“Before the two men engage in sex, a carnivorous living condom interrupts them and bites Mackeroni’s right testicle off.
Now on a personal vendetta, Mackeroni begins his lone quest to not only bring a stop to the rash of condom attacks, but also face his true feelings toward Billy the gigolo.”
Yeah, you better believe it’s personal now.
Damn, just spotted my own spelling error. I hate that.
Killer Condom is a really great(Horrible) movie, It’s always fun to see people murdered by stupid things. Monsturd is a good one too, wow I’ve really wasted my life.
I haven’t seen Killer Condom; it sounds amusing (though I’m really much to old/the wrong gender to enjoy such things). If you’re not done wasting your life you should(?) see Brain Damage if you haven’t and can find it. Best viewed whilst under the influence of hallucino…never mind, I would know nothing about that.
Great subtext & movie reference!
He must be from jersey shore, with all that junk in his hair.
Nooo, this furious little condom is much cuter than Wooldoor.
Now this is a time when you can be proud to be German…or can you?
Man, he looks pissed off…
I would so get that on a tshirt.
hehe… erupt.
The Moar you know…