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Hmm. This is not what I had in mind when I asked for a tattoo of a horny blonde having a bite of my sausage.
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If This Tat Could Talk
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Is that Tyra Banks?
Nahh … I think it’s Sarah Jessica Parker
win!
On the mark.
it can’t be sara parker because the unicorn is purple and purple cartoons are supposed to be black people….. its true
It’s not Tyra! Her forehead is much larger than that.
Only difference is that Sarah Jessica’s teeth are alot horsier then that, which really is quite sad if you think about it.
This is a person to silently thank for warning you that they have serious issues without having to speak.
With just a hint of nipple to really draw you in.
This makes my head confused. >.<
so stoopid
I am also confused. This person just walked into the shop and said, “I don’t know what to get. What do you suggest?”, and then the artist decided to just have a field day, drawing the most absurd thing you could think of.
That’s usually what happens when I say that at the hairstylist, anyway. Lucky for me, hair grows back. There’s just no goin’ back, here.
It’s a one eyed, one horned, floating purple pizza eater (I see the eye lashes on the other eye..so close though, I couldn’t resist. Maybe she’s got a patch on the other side we can’t see).
Funny as hell… but now that song is stuck in my head and I am conflicted on whether I like your reply or not lol.
Sorry for the mind worm, I had to let reproduce or it would have hung around and drank all my beer.
WIN!!!
Are those two yellow teeth supposed to be gold inlay or just decaying? Hard to brush or floss properly with hooves, you know.
“MOM” must be so proud.
This is the invisible pink unicorn! May her hooves bless your path!
And she is eating seafood pizza, because the evil oyster is her nemessis.
Not kidding, look it up at wikipedia, all true!
To me, this is totally a purple pizza eating unicorn drag queen. Seriously, those biceps – not to mention the strong, long face and the obvious overdone hair extensions – totally make me think drag queen. I must say, though, the gold teeth do add class and intrigue…
a horse RuPaul?
Possibly… or maybe just a cast-off from RuPaul’s reality tv show…
You can almost here this thing say “you trippppinn’ gurllll.”
I don’t know why, but this tattoo gives me as many willies as a clown tattoo.
I suspect if you were a gentleman encountering the owner of this tattoo, then giving you at least one willy may be quite high on his agenda….
I instantly remember the commercial from the ’80s with a little girl singing “my little pony.. princess pony…” they didn’t eat pizza nor did they sport tats
but my first thought was big black girl with those big horsey lips and the big broad shoulders and masculine features.
Ooh! Your description just totally made me see it as a transvestite.
Gold tooth and green hoofs aside, I have to say she has a pretty nice rack…and that I just died a little.
Its all good blake you can’t see the rest of her when your motorboating those puppies.
“Sex and the City 3 – Why the Long Face?” is looking more and more interesting.
This man’s tattoo has better taste than he does… as the classic “mom” in a heart is the better choice.
And yes, I’ll hold with the assumption this is a guy’s tattoo; the alternative is too terrifying to be real.
moar liek my little hoe-ny amirite?
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I have theories about the prevalence of male genitals in tattoos of the last 15-10 years but what’s with the pizza?
wow. your tattoo has a tattoo