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Submitted by: Kaitlyn
Oh, please. A Blanche Devereaux dragon that breathes rainbows, candy, and bunnies is just ridiculous. We all know that a Blanche Devereaux dragon would breathe low-cut sequin tops, KY jelly, and champagne with a little Metamucil stirred in.
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Bad color. Bad perspective. Bad idea. Is there anything that can save this tattoo? No, no there’s not.
I think the face totally looks like like Cloris Leachman.Maybe this was her reaction when she got booted off Dancing with the Stars….
I kinda thought it was a prettied-up Madeline Albright, back to blast us all with a few new policies, specifically something about gay pride and hippies…
I thought it was Hillary Clinton.
That’s what I thought too.
I thought it was an ugly old lady,oops i guess it is Hillary
Black ink is the only thing I can think of that would save that tattoo.
Perhaps a giant black square to cover the whole thing, or maybe just those black bars to cover the eyes of the creature to avoid its embarrassment?
What. The. F@€$.
See, I thought Florence Henderson or even vintage Anita Bryant. We can all agree the whole thing is hideous, though.
I thought it was Bea Arthur, Dorothy on the Golden Girls.
That is definitely Bea Arthur. Beyond the shadow of a doubt. Trust me, I touch myself at night to pictures of her when she was Maude.
Ah, Maude! I thought I was the only person left who remembered her.
I’m sorry that you touch yourself and think of that. You just cracked me up. This tattoo was just a very, very bad idea.
You and Deadpool.
definitely bea. don’t mix up the girls.
Dorothy eating a fruit roll-up.
That is what I thought too..obviously someone doesn’t watch Golden Girls or at least know the characters!
Lisa Frank on a bad trip? >.>
Win!
Is that Nancy Pelosi?
I was thinking Nancy, too.
Do some tattoo shops have something like a video slot machine, that you press a button and all manner of words shoot around, and whatever it stops with is what you’re going to get? You know, to help someone who knows they want a tattoo but haven’t figured out exactly what yet?
Like, instead of getting “Dragon”, “Blanche”, “Horns”, “Breathing” and “Rainbows and candy”, it could have been “Unicorn”, “Go Bot”, “Wings”, “Ejaculating”, and “Rainbows and candy”? I dunno, the idea alternately fascinates and scares me.
This cracked me up,which was exactly what I needed on a very depressed first day of being jobless – so thank you!
Sorry to hear that, Tina. Best wishes to you in your future. Here’s to hoping you can quickly get a great and fulfilling job that can give you enough money to get a better tattoo than this one.
Thank you very much!
I’ll make sure my 4th tattoo will be way better than this one…maybe I’ll get a dedication to WWTPJ
1. Get first unemployment cheque
2. Buy tattoo rig on eBay
3. ???
4. Profit!
Super Win! That is an idea whose time has definitely come. Though I must admit, I suspect the machine teetered on “Breathing” before tipping over onto “Vomiting”. Maybe all the flowers and bunny heads she ate disagreed with her?
Well, I know one in my town has a ‘grab bag’. You pay ‘em 50 bucks then reach in a bag full of designs and whatever you pull out is what you get. Which is about the opposite approach to getting a tattoo that I would take.
Betty White.
So many questions: Biggest one. Why does she have oven mits on her head?
I think those are antelope horns in the tradition of the jackelope. Now for a tattoo of: http://www.neatorama.com/upcoming/post/Jackalope-Tattoos-Each-One-Weirder-Than-the-Last
see, i was in the golden girls family, but i thought it was dorothy…i think the whole thing is just a clusterfuck of candy colored dragon goodness
I love the OKCupid watermark at the bottom right of the picture. Not gonna lie, if I was on the market and saw this picture in someone’s personal ad, I’d probably have to go out with them. The tat may be ugly, but you know the owner is creative!
…or shitballs crazy. Not that the two are mutually exclusive.
Random combinations of meaningless trends does not indicate creativity or insanity. This tattoo shows that the owner wants to be perceived as a crazy or different. But sadly they didn’t have an original thought to do so. It also sho they didn’t have the money or the fore thought to get a decent tat.
It’s totally Bea Arthur. And on OKCupid!! It’s an advertisement for a date!
I vote Anita Bryant, too. The helmet hair, the eyebrows, the cheekbones, the horns … all fits.
Any chance this is somebody kicking it old school with a tribute to the OG dragon lady, Leona Helmsley? Maybe we’re looking at the secret calf-work of The Donald?
Wouldn’t it be her hotel employees’ heads instead of bunnies and bears if it was Leona? I think it is her or Hillary, but I’m not sure which.
I thought Nancy Reagan or Barbra Walters when I saw the face.
She pukes in raaiinbows!
This has _got_ to be the same guy who is rocking that Spaceballs tattoo.
caption wins.
Am I the only one that sees Princess Di??? And it’s from OK Cupid, this is a masterpiece.
Looks like Jackie Kennedy to me.
Here’s what I’m guessing, and I’m probably wrong, but here goes: This guy had a portrait done of his wife. She left him, and then he decided to turn her into a dragon…that pukes up bunnies and rainbows…
…yeah, I got nothin’. It’s still stupid.
It’s Julie Andrews!