Ugliest Tattoos: Bad, Awful & Horrible tattoos

Archive for August, 2010

Oh Noes

Aug. 21, 2010

funny tattoos - I Can Haz Tattoo

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I’m not sure that I’m allowed to say anything bad about lolcats, but really, the execution here leaves something to be desired.

And if the day ever comes when I drunkenly get a tattoo for teh lulz, I hope I at least have the sense to get this classic:

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures

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She Was a Fast Machine/She Kept Her Motor Clean/Gave Me the Worst Damn Tattoo That I’ve Ever Seen

Aug. 21, 2010

Looks Just Like Him...

Submitted by: marco hamilton

I think this is supposed to be Angus Young, but I’m not sure. It could be Sloth from The Goonies disguised as a parking valet. “Why would anyone get a tattoo of that?” you may be asking yourself. And if that’s the case, you must not spend very much time here. I had to stop asking myself that question a year ago. After all, there are only 24 hours in a day.

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The Spray-Tan Stains in the Background Give You Away

Aug. 20, 2010

The Creepy Fairy Just Ruins It

Submitted by: RJ

I knew it was only a matter of time before someone got a Snooki tattoo. This one is pretty realistic. I like how they included some flowers in the background for scale. Get it? Because Snooki is really short! Ha ha I slay me.

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Part Man. Part Machine. All Cock.

Aug. 20, 2010

They Should Have Called It The Bionicock

Submitted by: Unknown

ROBO+COCK: Created by the hand of man. Doomed to the hand of man.

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Stagger Down the Road and Back Again

Aug. 19, 2010

Golden Zombie Girls

Submitted by: Unknown

Coming soon to a theater near you: The Golden Zombies: Thank You for Eating a Friend.

Production begins as soon as Betty White finally dies.

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Tails from the Crypt

Aug. 19, 2010

Wow...That Is Actually Creepy

Submitted by: Unknown

Well, you’ve managed to creep me out with an incredibly well executed tattoo instead of a really shitty one. Congratulations.

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It Doesn’t Look That Hard to Me

Aug. 18, 2010

You Heard Her!

Submitted by: brittany

You know, placing your demands where they’ll be seen by a captive audience is not the worst idea in the world. I would have a “Make me a sandwich!” tramp stamp if not for having filled that spot years ago with “Please shut up while I’m watching Guiding Light.” Ah, to be young again.

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Eye Have a Problem with This

Aug. 18, 2010

Ewww..Mutant!

Submitted by: Unknown

Men deal with going bald in all sorts of different ways. One of them may shave his head. Another might buy a convertible or some other token of a midlife crisis.

And some do . . . this.

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Mimosa Gut

Aug. 17, 2010

Balanced Breakfast

Submitted by: Unknown

Riddle: What kind of breakfast grows larger even as more breakfast is eaten?

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It Also Tells Your Fortune and Answers Yes or No Questions

Aug. 17, 2010

Eww...

Submitted by: Unknown

Green, huh? I think that means you’re stressed out. Or is it that you’re passionate? I’m not sure—it’s been so long since I’ve seen a mood penis.

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