Submitted by: brittany
I don’t want to know what dark corner of the Internet I’ll end up in by Googling “crucified Gumby,” so I’m not even going to try to find out why this is a thing. Anyway, I know that you meme-savvy people love to hop into a psychedelic cargo van and help a strange man find his puppy solve a good mystery, so I’ll leave the footwork (and unsavory browsing history) up to you. I’ll be the one hiding behind a lamppost eating Scoobie Snacks.
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You’d look like crap to if you were nailed to a cross. I don’t see pokey, that Judas.
Click the link in the post and you will. And yes, (spoiler), Pokey is Judas.
Well, Judas was dead before Jesus was actually crucified, so technically Pokey couldn’t be Judas. Just sayin’.
I replied to this a couple of days ago and apparently it got zapped in moderation. I was NOT swearing all those times I wrote “Jesus”, I swear. Damn.
Love the (spoiler). LOL
The other version makes this one look like even worse. I mean, they’re both horrendous, but at least the other is done well.
D= So, I did google image search “crucified gumby” but came up with nothing.
Other than this: http://s.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/1/11/16/enhanced-buzz-30296-1263244125-15.jpg
Fairly well executed tattoo, but it finally has a legit reason to ask what he’s going to tell his kids/grandkids.
Great link! That guy even has one of those bar code tats on his neck that I find so anti-clever. Nice find!!
I know the bar code tats are supposed to be a symbol of how we are all the same robots ect, but really they just show that the individual owner of the tattoo is just some ordinary person…, might as well get. A barbwire arm band
Exactly.
If I recall it could be from a TV series, can’t remember the name, where super-humans were created by a company via test tubes, and escaped…they had barcodes on their necks.
Dark Angel with Jessica Alba, I loved that show in high school
Dark Angel. The show that shot Jessica Alba to fame.
actually it is originally from universal soldier…
“anit-clever” Nice!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7VwpEsifZHs/SEt7vrmIA_I/AAAAAAAABYM/wKMnyuRn9B4/s1600-h/1661821_832ec4be3a_l.jpg
There’s more than one. This blows my mind…
The dimensions are all off. Gumby’s arms should be much thicker. And what’s with his facial expression? He looks more like a teenager that had to take his little brother to the mall, which was a total buzzkill ’cause he wanted to go cruising and pick up chicks. Seriously, why not a face of anguish or pain instead of “Uggh, I am soooo sick of you and your Pokemons!”?!?
Ok… so hes crucified but all he can think of is.. Icecream?? Really is that what gumby is going to miss most out of life? Man I wish I could find this guy and smack him for doing this to my best friend (growing up I was lonily)
I also find it laughable that someone that regularly posts penis tattoos is worried about “unsavory browsing history”. Sure, sure you are. Really.
I took one for the team. My browsing history would give Freud an aneurysm. I would relish that.
I know that I have seen another Gumby crucifixion tattoo that features Pokey off to the left and also includes the ice cream thought bubble off to the right, but I can not find it. I tried all sorts of search terms and phrases. Google search is getting less useful.
I did find this page with another crucified Gumby tattoo. I also found a larger version of it, but 1) it’s not that much larger, and from a slightly different angle, and 2) the reason for that angle is because otherwise a few penises get in the way. You’re welcome.
Thanks. I will pass on seeing the rest of Buster Good though. That blog did have a very nice warning about the possibility of seeing what cannot be unseen.
Is it this?
http://horribletattoos.blogspot.com/2008/06/cross-noodle-and-dreams-of-ice-cream.html?zx=e0d8cf79af248b83
Yours comes up to the same link as mine. Same mini-pic. :/
Neither of which really help me to explain what the … this all means. Is there a purpose behind these Gumby tattoos – or are these just awful copycats? It can’t be coincidence that more than two people are choosing, of all things, to have a picture of Gumby on the cross.
This is going to be bugging me all day.
Woah. Even the shadowing on the legs is the same. What in the world is going on here? Why would someone copy such a terrible tattoo? -or is this some kind of famous work of art in the Hague museum that I’m not familiar with?
Anyway, your google-fu is much stronger than mine. All I found were giant crappy Jesus statues in Nebraska.
Given the other fragments of tats in the pic there’s more fodder for UT on this person.
I thought Gumby would be more into chocolate than vanilla ice cream.
My thought bubble would have a cold beer in it.
I’m to lazy to follow through, but a quick search of Gumby Christ came up with this http://www.gorillasushi.com/?q=node/983
There’s also apparently a statue in the South somewhere nicknamed Gumby Jesus.
Yeah, I still don’t get it.
Still trying to figure it out, but while I search.. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/127132696_5258e3f0a2.jpg
well I did the job of Google Image searching “crucified Gumby” and what do you know! there was already a Gumby on a cross tattoo, but this Gumby ink is showing a little more emphasis and joy.
I actually doodled something that looked like this when I was in high school in the ’80s and captioned it “The Last Temptation of Gumby”. I’m kind of amazed that not only are there other people who thought of the same thing, but that they went and got it tattooed.
Yup you may be wrong.