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The Guy Who Gives a Flying F**k Is in Luck

The Guy Who Gives A Flying F**k Is In Luck!

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Really, people? Do I REALLY have to add a tag for genitalia with wings? Do you understand the kind of position this puts me in? When I go home and weep quietly into a pillow to happy hour and everyone with a normal job is complaining about the commute and the faulty Xerox machine, I’ll have nothing else to chime in with but “I had to round up a bunch of flying dicks.” It’s a real conversation ender.

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  1. glowworm2k says:

    So it’s got wings, flames, explosion effect lines at the bottom, and flowers (or something leafy) at the side? Given all of that, the very sunburned “red neck” is kinda a bit of overkill, don’t you think?

  2. jette says:

    Does the color of his neck have any significance?

    • ed - never shown publicly says:

      His? I don’t see anything making gender identification a sure thing. And it could be a red throat just as easily too.
      Just sayin’.

      • whiskey says:

        Could it be the man hands with manly dirt under the manly fingernails?

        If this tat were scratch and sniff it would not smell like a vajayjay …maybe axe or something

  3. Lady Gigi says:

    Isn’t that a VA-JJ???

  4. jette says:

    Oops, too slow. But here’s a thought: maybe he has moobs (that’s a ‘bro’, not a vest?) and the icky bit lives unseen in his cleavage waiting for a timely reveal. An homage to magazines both MAD and Playboy. Sorry, I just…don’t…understand…genitalia tattoos. Must go scrub my brain with Brillo.

  5. Pol Pot Plant says:

    Ooh, a wedding ring! What lucky lady gets to look at Sauron’s Snatch every day then?

  6. Zenkatzer says:

    Actually I’d love to have a drink (or three) with the woman who runs this blog. I think it’d be hilarious. She’d have to bring photo’s of the stuff she won’t post though…I’ll bring the emetrol.

  7. Janet says:

    If my snatch was manhandled by this twit I’m sure it would grow wings and try to fly away, too.

  8. M. Viceroy says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to flying in V formation.

  9. Jam says:

    Talk about burning love…..

  10. Shar says:

    http://www.st-tel.net/~sacredheart/front_page_i00015f.jpg

    It looks like it was supposed to be a bastardized Sacred Heart… Wrong on so many levels…

  11. Rebecca says:

    Wow…I never thought Superman would have gotten a new logo.

  12. Wow.Really says:

    Right. Unlike penises.

  13. M.Viceroy says:

    I think this is a woman (a haggard, middle aged biker woman). Look at the cut of the shirt, the way it comes quite far down the chest. Its designed for a person with boobs.

    • KD says:

      I’m pretty sure that’s a black men’s tank (otherwise known as a “wife beater”). You can see that his hands are pulling it down

  14. JKA says:

    i hate to point this out but if you look close to the middle finger of the right hand you can see an almost cartoon dragon head making this slightly acceptable…. until you realize you are staring at a flaming snatch.

  15. Nuggz says:

    LOL I know this guy awesome artist too

  16. Micha says:

    This may be a gentleman, although I hate to use the word. The individual is wearing a wifebeater style tank top in black and is pulling it down.

  17. shadowfur says:

    hot sex?

  18. LightWire says:

    Judging by the cleanliness of those hands, you can also be sure that it would burn like hell…

  19. LightWire says:

    Failed at trying to reply to Janet’s post… :(

  20. Janet says:

    Group hug.

  21. LightWire says:

    Thanks a million… I’m feeling so much better now that, this time, I did achieve to hit “reply”! Tenderness improves everything :D

  22. LightWire says:

    … or I did not. Or I hate this goddamn proxy. Whatever, thanx anyway.


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