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Hey guys! It’s been a while since we’ve checked in on Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus, so I thought you might like to know what’s been going on in his life. Looks like he’s been busy tending to his rose garden, and he got another cat!
Other than that, just the usual stuff! Meeting with his book club, obsessing over Mad Men, haunting your nightmares, and lovin’ life!
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Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus looks like he should be in a hair band or something. Awful back piece….truly.
This is the biggest comebak since the mcrib. Even better then Frankenberry. Are your eyes on got black thong ben? Better work on your english accent. Clearly she is a lady of discriminating taste.
*that black thong……,
…that’s some kind of pony tail. For a second I thought this lady had two heads.
Maybe she grew her hair out extra long so that she can hide this piece of horror behind it…
no, she just needs to…
I thought that too! The truth is more disturbing, one head, but clearly empty!
That was my first thought too – then I figured it was some weird anime-inspired hair…thing.
OMG thank you for identifying that … I too thought she had 2 heads …
You know… I don’t think it’s a Jesus piece. Think it’s Prince with strech marks or something.
Oh, you’re new here aren’t you?
For those who missed the last appearance of this lovely piece, it’s a bad copy of some bad art found here.
http://jadegoblin.elfwood.com/SATYR-AMONG-ROSES.2828371.html
check out her other stuff, its…. lovely?
Good Lord.
Well, that makes it a little less disturbing…I think?
All she wants is love! Who are you to discriminate against love? Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus and this woman are soul mates! They both have a passion for gardening and burying dead cats in that garden so their heads can be seen! It’s what brought them together!
I lol’d so hard I pee’d alittle, thank you for that
I like how the new cat looks like it’s trying to hide from the rest of the monstrosity. “I’ll just keep my head down. Maybe no one will notice me.”
I had a milestone birthday this year and I’m sort of sad I didn’t think to get WWTPJ on my cake. It could have been an Ugly Tattoos/Cake Wrecks crossover episode. Maybe for Christmas.
Bummer on not getting WWTPJ on your cake, and belated b-day wishes on your milestone. I’m about to hit one myself (39 again – two years running!). I think I’ll ask for brownies.
The year after next Anna, let me recommend celebrating the 21st anniversary of your 21st birthday. I tried to do that last year with a reenactment of the original night but sadly no one could actually remember wtf we did. On the bright side, it wasn’t because we’re so friggin’ old now but could barely remember it the day after. Ahh, good times.
That’s the plan. We’re going to start the night before, because I officially mark the signpost at 2:07am. That way, I can wake up the next day reenacting my very first day on the planet – naked, sensitive to bright light, and probably covered in pee.
*my own. LOL (whew dodged that one)
I hit 40 in two years. Waking up naked, sensitve to bright light, and covered in pee doesn’t sound like too bad of a transition. Of course it depends on whose pee it is. If it is mine, I would just as soon mistake a drawer or the closet for the toliet. Just as embarrassing, but not quite as cold in the morning.
I think this dear heart can’t keep a cat alive, and every time another one dies on her she gets its face added to it.
Yeah, I’m thinking no more doggy or buttsecks for her. It would be hard to maintain an erection with that staring at you.
Honest to god, I don’t know how the tattoo artist can stare at that thing while working at it and not die laughing.
I can’t tell from looking at the two WWTPJ pictures if the arm changed at all. In the original picture, she was turning away on that side. Seems like the same thing as the two pictures of the horse faced woman from a little while back where one head looked whithered from the angle.
Strange looking as it is, at least the artist paid attention to detail. Not sure if it was proper detail for our particular dimension, but it’s quite a piece of work.
^___^
The cats and the roses are actually pretty nicely done. I like them. Is there any way she could get WPTJ removed or inked over ?
Yes. It could be turned into a few large roses. At the very least, give the poor dude a dong. Sheesh. Yeah, I know, strange of me to make such a request, but damn, even if he’s a tranny, he’d have at least a little tallywhacker.
Why cover it up? I’d just add a bubble to WWTPJ singing “We-Are-The-Robots, da-da, da-da-da”. Adds a note of humor, and… well, nothing else, but I think it’s better mocking on it than trying to fix it, at this point.
Not necessarily, if he’s female to male. Perhaps he just hasn’t finalized the surgery yet. And, if I understand those procedures correctly, I can’t blame him.
I think it’s not as horrible as they’re going on about.. the original art is of a SATYR, not Jesus… Not something I’d tatoo on me, still not that horrific (not a fan of man boobs either though.. IJS). I like the flora and fauna, too.
I love that the cat on the top left is averting its eyes and looking vaguely embarrassed. “Oh god, he’s doing the thing with the hands again. Just stop, Tranny Jesus….”
The new cat looks excellent, I’ve got to say. The rest of the tattoo is the same old trainwreck it’s always been.
But Wolfman’s got nards!!!
Clearly the 80′s missed this tattoo ‘artist’.
He better be careful in all those roses. His mangina might get pricked on the thorns.
She is clearly a Crazy Cat Lady. So, there will probably many dead cats in her future. Where will she put them all?
The same place as the others – in shoe boxes, about 6″ deep in a corner of the back yard, each marked with a stone. Her very own “Pet Sematary.”
Yes, true, but I meant tattoo-wise.
I recognize the hair – it’s the goth girl from NCIS!
Watch your tongue.. picking on Abby is not cool.
I seem to remember she’s somewhere on this site too….
Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus. priceless, genius, brilliant. thanks for the giggle!!!
Noone mentioned the “love me” plee at the bottom
I think that was just too painful for any of us to address. And the heart of thorns around it is just that much more appealing.
Feeling like the text might explain everything: “Immortal who hate or live is as honest”? Yeah… no, I got nothin’. That’s just a whole lotta pain for a whole lotta mess.
I think that actually reads “Immortal are those who live in our hearts,” which indicates to me that the kitty in the upper left was probably the first tattoo on her back, and may be regretting being immortal >.>
Personally I am perplexed by the little tramp stamp hearts that read “love me” at the bottom, it’s like WWTPJ is asking, but if you look at the previous pic that appears to have been there before WWJPJ appeared too. It’s all just a little unfortunate.
His penis is the size of a dime! My savior would have a bigger penis!
Soooo… her best friend in 8th grade drew her a picture of her imaginary boyfriend, the metrosexual werewolf Jesus… Somehow it reminds me of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I know it must have been a REALLY cool picture in 8th grade, but did we really need to tattoo it? you could have just hung it on your fridge for a while…. Maybe he’s a cat-man? I’m not sure how you tell.. obviously lifting his/her skirt isn’t going to help you out!
Oh. My. God…. what a train wreck. She really does need a hot oil treatment on that hair. She should be more like WTPJ. Though, shouldn’t we all?
Are we sure that’s a thong and not a busted out pair of BVDs?
Every time I see this piece, I always think that WWTPJ should be holding a penis in the hand. That hand is just so awkwardly placed. I mean, if he was, at least I’d get some closure. As it stands, this is one of those things I have to just keep looking at…over…and over…
“Come on my cat’s face once, shame on me. Come on my cat’s face twice…” — Louis CK
I honestly want to find this goth chick and express to her how sorry I am that she paid money to have someone take an inky dump on her back.
the placement of WWTPJ’s hand makes me think of someone about to barf- the face reminds me of Boy George in the 80′s but with a goatee. As for the body . . . someone dipped their stretch Armstrong doll into glue and fur???
ugly tat, hot bod
I had no idea Roseanne Rosannadanna had this many tattoos on her back.
WTPJ rises again!
I don’t know why he has no ‘nads, but I don’t think this is a tranny Jesus. It looks like a character from Elfquest, specifically Bearclaw(?).
So now we know what Werewolf Tranny Polio Jesus would do: get more tattoos.
I’m really stuck on the hearts at the bottom. The “love me” is….well, depressing, but what is in the other heart? Looks like most of a red triangle. Am I missing some deeper significance? I have to say the overall tattoo is a bit better now that so much space has been filled in with flowers. Didn’t leave much room for kitties, though. And the fact that she didn’t have WWTPJ covered while getting all the flowers means……*gasp* she WANTS it like that……
I’m gonna go hide under my bed now….I’m scared
I think it’s a lady Big Foot revealing her underarm lady parts (blush). Yetis are well known for 3-way sex. If the human’s boyfriend has a Yeti fetish, it’s a practical solution particularly with the “Love Me” that could be her plea. She’s doing what she can to satisfy him. I guess her next move will be to spread that awesome head of hair all over her body, becoming yet more Yeti-like.
Okay, I was going to comment on the monstrosity of the tat on her back, but….
Then I saw the “love me.”
Now I just want to give her a huge hug and say, “Honey, I’m sure your daddy really did love you. Now let’s get this removed, hmm?”
oh my god. whoever captions these is a freaking genius. usually i might chuckle a bit, but this one glitterally had me in tears it was so hilarious.
god at the first glance I thought she had two heads
FAT CHICKS really should NOT wear thongs. SO unbecoming. just what i want to see some HUGS cellulite ass. god damn… i think i just threw up in my mouth.
wow!! god